Crocs are rubbery abominations that somehow made it into the world of footwear. I mean, who looked at a shoe and said, “You know what this needs? More holes and a shape that defies all logic!” Perhaps most upsetting of all when it comes to Crocs, however, is that they offer these delightful shoes only for humans. Until now! Now this crime against fashion even has a tiny version for your dog. Why should you suffer alone when you can humiliate yourself and your dog at the same time?
The shark hoodie blanket is not limited to bedtime use only. You know what they say “dress for the job you want, not the job you have”. So you might as well let everyone at the office know that your ultimate dream is to live as a land shark. Who in their right mind would want to spend their whole life as a human? Humans are just weak, almost hairless apes with tiny teeth and easily penetrable skin. Hardly a description of a badass. Sharks are so much superior! This is truly an amazing invention that will change your life for the better.
Japanese inventor Kazuya Shibata has designed a unique t-shirt flapper. It’s strapped to the waist or hip, and automatically thrusts to keep you cool on a hot day. Currently you can not purchase this amazing device, but maybe you will be able to buy it in future when climate change will finally create enough demand for such invention.
Behold! The horse head squirrel feeder is here, and it might be the greatest invention since 1982 when Al Gore single-handedly created the internet! Here’s how it works: while the cute little animals feed, the hanging horse head feeder makes it look like they are wearing their very own horse mask. Maybe the squirrels will wonder why you’re laughing at them, but they probably just wont care, if they’re devouring delicious seeds and nuts, whilst thoroughly entertaining on lookers, everyone is a winner!
Somebody immediately came to mind when you read the description on this pill box, didn’t they? These anti-bullshit pills are sure to silence those with chronic bullshit syndrome. Finally, a strategy for dealing with that one friend who’s always spinning bullshit tales about how much he can bench press, the number of beers he can handle, or how many women he’s slept with… you get the picture.
If you’re a new dad and don’t quite have that fancy dad bod yet, no worries, in due time it will come in. But in the mean-time you may want to consider supplementing with dad bag fanny pack that’s made to look like you have a hairy gut sticking out of your shirt when in reality it’s just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
In the fast-paced world we live in, where every second counts, it’s no surprise that even seemingly mundane activities like taking a dump can have a significant impact on productivity and the global economy. Slow pooping is robbing humanity of workplace efficiency and future prosperity. That’s where toilet timer comes to the rescue.
Does your significant other always tells you they want nothing for their birthday? Do you find yourself feeling frustrated and aimless when shopping for the perfect gift for them? End your misery with the box of nothing – the perfect gift for anyone who always says they don’t want anything! This box is filled to the brim with empty air that’s put on a fluffy bed of white cotton filling – a really sincere, thoughtful present.
Show your significant other how much you love her by giving her the rubber chicken purse! It will prove that you really care about her and also have an amazing sense of fashion, plus you’ll show her how great your are with your finances as you will save so much money not buying her a Versace or a Louis Vuitton purse.
Loafing around will take on a whole new meaning once you spend a day vegging around your home in bread slippers. These funny slippers are styled like two light and fluffy loafs of bread that look like they just came out of the oven. Picture this: you wake up in the morning, stretch your arms, slip your feet into the warm embrace of freshly baked bread, and go to the kitchen to make a fresh cup of coffee. No more uncomfortable shoes, the future of fashion and comfort are these gluten-intolerant bread slippers! It’s not just a fashion statement, it’s a lifestyle choice. Once you turn your feet into loaves of bread, there’s no going back.
Once you’ve reached the optimal crazy cat lady status, there comes a time in your life where you think it’s necessary to start massaging your cat’s head. Luckily, someone has already created a cat head massager, and it is most likely the most specific niche product you could think of. If your cat didn’t love you before, rest assured he will love you now. Your cat will be so thankful for the head massage that he might even ignore you for less time throughout the day, and if you’re really lucky, your cat may even acknowledge your existence. Or you can use it on yourself if you have a particularly small head.
Have you ever looked at your cat and thought, “Wow, I wish I could turn your fur into a stylish scarf” or “Make cat is so damn useless, I wish I could turn him into a pair of comfy gloves”? Turns out you’re not the only one, because Crafting With Cat Hair is a real book, and it might just be the most important and useful book of the last century. It’s the perfect guide for all the crazy cat ladies out there who want to take their love for their furry friends to the next level. Now you can turn all that cat hair that’s been accumulating on your furniture into beautiful, one-of-a-kind crafts.
Those of us that are parents know that keeping babies and toddlers calm can sometimes be tough. And when young kids are crying, all some parents need is a little relief to not go completely batshit crazy. Sure, you can go for that regular boring pacifier, or you can upgrade to something that’s sure to make you laugh while simultaneously calming down your kid, like these funny teeth pacifiers. There are various options available on Amazon to choose from. Scroll down for the funniest examples!
There is only one thing worse than being behind someone in line at Subway that orders more than one sandwich, and that is when you forget to bring your phone into the toilet when you need to take a dump. Sure, you can clean out your wallet, look at shampoo bottle labels, or just sit alone with your dark thoughts. But that’s no fun, is it? Here’s a solution: the Potty Piano is an electronic keyboard that sits on the floor and wraps around the toilet and allows you to play it with your feet while sitting on the can.
