3D Printed Jesus Mecha Christ Transformer

You have probably asked yourself at some stage of your life: what would Jesus look like if he were a transformer? What if, when up on the cross, rather than accepting his fate and dying for our sins, Jesus had instead refused to do his father’s bidding and instead used the final dregs of his divinity to instead change into a giant robot and release murderous mechanical vengeance on the assembled Roman forces? Well, thanks to Jesus Mecha Christ, you can play out that very scenario in the privacy of your own home.

Jesus Mecha Christ 3D printed toy.

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20 Funny Housewarming Gifts That They’ll Really Appreciate

Whether your best friend family is moving into a new home or a family member is moving into their first apartment, bringing a thoughtful gift to the housewarming party is a nice gesture. Of course, you want to get something more fun than a boring toaster. Scroll down to see our list of 20 funny housewarming gift ideas that will be a big hit at your next housewarming party.

Funny housewarming gift.

If you’ve just bought a new home, you probably don’t yet have a drawer that’s filled with endless crap that you’ll never use, but the one time you actually do need something in it you’ll never be able to find it. Well, there’s now a starter pack to get you going! It’s called the junk drawer starter kit, and it contains all of the essential crap that every junk drawer must have.

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20 Funny Valentine’s Day Cards To Make Your Partner Laugh

Each Valentine’s Day, you have two choices: you can take the romantic approach, or you can head straight for the funny bone and make them laugh. If the second approach sounds good to you, scroll down to check out 20 funny Valentine’s Day cards guaranteed to get you laid!

I hate you the least.

I hate you the least might not sound like the most romantic phrase in the world, but in some relationships, it’s the highest compliment you can give. Think about it, if you truly hate someone, you don’t want to spend any time with them. But if you tell your significant other “I hate you the least,” it means that out of all the people in the world, they’re the one you can tolerate the most.

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20 Funny Coffee Mugs All Your Coworkers Will Envy

Why settle for a boring coffee mug when you can start your day with a laugh? A funny coffee mug is a great conversation starter! Imagine the look on your co-worker’s face when they see you sipping from a mug that says “You have just been poisoned” or “I am a ray of f***ing sunshine”. Scroll down to check out our top picks for the “Funniest coffee mug of all time” award!

Freak in the sheets Excel coffee mug.

Are you a freak in the sheets? Well now you could be a freak in the Excel sheets with this coffee mug. Would also be a great gift for the accountant with a sense of humor. Do accountants with a sense of humor even exist? We are not sure…

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Shittens: Disposable Mitten-Shaped Toilet Paper Alternative

Ladies and gentlemen, forget about those ancient toilet paper rolls. The new hot item in town is the toilet paper mittens called Shittens! Now you can wipe your behind in style without the unbearable struggle to hold a piece of toilet paper. This is the ultimate bathroom accessory. Don’t be the last one on your block to upgrade to the toilet paper mittens! This should be a top priority right up there with wearing sunscreen and planning for retirement.

Shittens is a great invention!

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This Sling Bag Will Turn Your Cat Into a Ferocious Lion

Don’t let those fluffy fur coats and adorable meows fool you, folks. Deep down inside, every cat is just a ferocious lion waiting to be unleashed. Just try to take away their catnip or not give them their daily dose of belly rubs and you’ll see what we mean. They may seem like cute little house pets, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the world and and dreaming to become an apex predator to enslave us all. With this sling bag you can make you cat’s dream come true without risking your life.

Cat lion sling bag.

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Is Blinker Fluid a Real Thing? Yes, It Is!

Attention all car owners! Are you tired of your blinkers behaving erratically? Do they refuse to turn off, even when you’ve safely made a lane change? Do they only work when they feel like it? If so, it might be time to check your blinker fluid levels. That’s right – just like your engine needs oil and your brakes need brake fluid, your blinkers require a special fluid to function properly. And the good news is, it’s never been easier to get your hands on this mysterious substance. In this day and age it can easily be purchased on Amazon. But don’t be fooled by imitators – not all blinker fluids are created equal. You want to make sure you’re getting the real deal, so be sure to look for the “Max Strength” stamp of quality.

Premium quality blinker fluid.

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