Middle Finger Chicken Arms Lets Birds Flip The Bird

Middle finger chicken arms is a brilliant, game-changing invention that gives your chickens hilarious – and often quite muscled – 3D printed human arms. Giving a whole new definition to the phrase “flipping the bird”, this thing can make your chicken look like they’ve been working out and they’re also totally sick of your shit. They are 3D printed with PLA plastic, a material that’s known for being both lightweight and durable, and also quite flexible, so you can place it on small chickens and large chickens alike (and other birds). If this is something you see your pet chicken enjoying, you can order these arms on Amazon or Etsy. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

Middle finger chicken arms.

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2024 Pissed-Off Cats Calendar Is Finally Here!

While some cats are only silently judging your poor life decisions, others openly show their hatred and contempt for annoying humans. 2024 Pissed-Off Cats Calendar lets you spend the next year looking at cats that want to murder you in your sleep. In addition to hilariously pissed off cat pics, it comes with all major holidays, plus 300+ fun official occasions like: National Dress Up Your Pet Day (Jan. 14), National Pizza Day (Feb. 9), National Hug Your Cat Day (Jun. 4), and many more.

Pissed-off cats is a great idea for a calendar.

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2024 Irish Farmer Calendar Is Finally Here!

New year, new calendar. Who needs beefy firemen or hot policemen calendars when you can have this amazing thing hanging on your wall? Ciara Ryan is the creator of the calendar series. She says that 2023 was to be the final edition of the calendar, but the fans cried out for more, and as a result the 2024 calendar was born. “This year the calendar is a special edition of fan favorites featuring images from the last 13 years shot in locations over 6 counties and featuring the work of 4 talented photographers. So far, this has gone down a treat with fans and we see new orders coming in every day from all over the world. It is great to see the calendar still has universal appeal in its 14th year.” Featured below are the funniest photos from Irish Farmer Calendar 2024 issue and previous years. Scroll down and enjoy!

A photo from "Irish Farmer Calendar" - funny stuff.

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2024 Calendar of Extremely Accurate Birds Is Here!

By popular demand of ornithology enthusiasts all around the world, artist Tommy Siegel has finally made a wildlife calendar of extremely accurate birds for 2024. The attention to detail anatomic precision is simply unmatched by any other bird calendar out there. Scroll down to see some of the illustrations featured in this calendar, and don’t forget to order one on his website!

Extremely accurate birds.

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2024 Kid Trump Calendar Is Here! Finally!

He may only be a one-term president, but thanks to this calendar you’ll be able to enjoy our commander-in-Cheeto’s antics all throughout 2024 as well. Each month comes with a brilliantly hilarious and masterfully doctored image of Trump as a little kid. You can order this calendar on Etsy for yourself or as a gift to a Trump supporter – it would royally piss him off. There’s just something so satisfying watching Trump as a toddler – so helpless, so clueless… just as in real life.

Kid Trump calendar for the 2024.

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Dog Crocs: There Actually Exist Crocs For Dogs!

Crocs are rubbery abominations that somehow made it into the world of footwear. I mean, who looked at a shoe and said, “You know what this needs? More holes and a shape that defies all logic!” Perhaps most upsetting of all when it comes to Crocs, however, is that they offer these delightful shoes only for humans. Until now! Now this crime against fashion even has a tiny version for your dog. Why should you suffer alone when you can humiliate yourself and your dog at the same time?

Dog Crocs. Yes, Crocs for your dog.

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Shark Hoodie Blanket To Release Your Inner Apex Predator

The shark hoodie blanket is not limited to bedtime use only. You know what they say “dress for the job you want, not the job you have”. So you might as well let everyone at the office know that your ultimate dream is to live as a land shark. Who in their right mind would want to spend their whole life as a human? Humans are just weak, almost hairless apes with tiny teeth and easily penetrable skin. Hardly a description of a badass. Sharks are so much superior! This is truly an amazing invention that will change your life for the better.

Shark hoodie blanket.

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This Device Will Cool You Down by Waving Your Shirt

Japanese inventor Kazuya Shibata has designed a unique t-shirt flapper. It’s strapped to the waist or hip, and automatically thrusts to keep you cool on a hot day. Currently you can not purchase this amazing device, but maybe you will be able to buy it in future when climate change will finally create enough demand for such invention.

Cooling down with a shit waver device.

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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder Is a Brilliant Invention!

Behold! The horse head squirrel feeder is here, and it might be the greatest invention since 1982 when Al Gore single-handedly created the internet! Here’s how it works: while the cute little animals feed, the hanging horse head feeder makes it look like they are wearing their very own horse mask. Maybe the squirrels will wonder why you’re laughing at them, but they probably just wont care, if they’re devouring delicious seeds and nuts, whilst thoroughly entertaining on lookers, everyone is a winner!

Horse head squirrel feeder.

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Anti-Bullshit Pills: The Cure For a Chronic Bullshitter

Somebody immediately came to mind when you read the description on this pill box, didn’t they? These anti-bullshit pills are sure to silence those with chronic bullshit syndrome. Finally, a strategy for dealing with that one friend who’s always spinning bullshit tales about how much he can bench press, the number of beers he can handle, or how many women he’s slept with… you get the picture.

Anti-bullshit pills.

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Toilet Timer: Become a More Efficient Pooper

In the fast-paced world we live in, where every second counts, it’s no surprise that even seemingly mundane activities like taking a dump can have a significant impact on productivity and the global economy. Slow pooping is robbing humanity of workplace efficiency and future prosperity. That’s where toilet timer comes to the rescue.

Toilet timer sand clock.

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