With gems like “The best things in life are actually really expensive.”, “Never. Give up!” and “Today is going to be great! For someone else!” this calendar is perfect for people who practically shudder at the sight of uplifting inspirational quotes we often see on social media. Scroll down to check out some of the best examples from the creators of Unspirational 2024 Day-to-Day Calendar and don’t forget to order it before postal services are overloaded with Christmas shopping orders!
Finding a great gift for an 18 year old boy can be a real pain in the ass. They are finally old enough to be considered legal adults yet still want to enjoy their teen years. They always know the latest trends which makes them almost impossible to shop for. Stuff they liked just few months ago is now considered old and lame. Maybe a funny gift is a good idea? Check out our funniest gift ideas for 18 year olds below!
So he’s 18 now… He can finally vote and buy lottery tickets. But he’s probably still a little unclear on how to use his new-found adulthood. With Grow The F*ck Up book you can give him a little push. The book details all the useful and boring information he didn’t learn in school, like doing taxes or cooking a decent meal.
These weird and usual socks make it look like you have chicken legs, not just skinny legs, but actual chicken legs. As you can see from the gallery below, for some strange reason they’re getting popular and many people enjoy wearing them.
If there’s anything that perfectly captures how we all feel about the world lately, it must be middle finger mask. In this impossible-to-miss mask, you’ll effortlessly flip off everyone you come in contact with while simultaneously becoming the life of the party – or be asked to immediately leave.
Are you looking for the perfect calendar? You have come to the right place! Introducing Chicken Daddies – the best calendar you could possibly get for 2024. Seriously. You can get the the Swimsuit Edition where the chicken daddies dress in colorful swimsuits and pose as beautifully as possible with their belowed chickens or you can get the Hens & Gardens Edition where chicken daddies dress in farmer’s dresses and pose in barns.
The last thing you want to see in your house – whether it’s hiding in a corner, crawling up your wall, or scurrying across your floor – is a giant spider. For many people, these creepy, crawly creatures are the stuff of nightmares. But all of that changes when Halloween rolls around. Dog spider costume is one of the hilariously terrifying choices to get your pet into the holiday spirit and potentially inspire some scares and laughs along the way.
While picking out your Halloween costume this year, don’t forget to include your pet into the fun! Different cats are willing to put up with varying levels of nonsense from their owners, but it turns out that you can quickly turn your cat into a vampire bat with a simple DIY Haloween costume. Just cut a pair of wings from black paper and your cat will instantly turn into creepy bat-creature. If DIY projects are not your cup of tea, you can cheaply get bat wings for cats on Amazon. Fair warning: don’t hold us responsible if your cat murders you in your sleep after this.
Middle finger chicken arms is a brilliant, game-changing invention that gives your chickens hilarious – and often quite muscled – 3D printed human arms. Giving a whole new definition to the phrase “flipping the bird”, this thing can make your chicken look like they’ve been working out and they’re also totally sick of your shit. They are 3D printed with PLA plastic, a material that’s known for being both lightweight and durable, and also quite flexible, so you can place it on small chickens and large chickens alike (and other birds). If this is something you see your pet chicken enjoying, you can order these arms on Amazon or Etsy. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
While some cats are only silently judging your poor life decisions, others openly show their hatred and contempt for annoying humans. 2024 Pissed-Off Cats Calendar lets you spend the next year looking at cats that want to murder you in your sleep. In addition to hilariously pissed off cat pics, it comes with all major holidays, plus 300+ fun official occasions like: National Dress Up Your Pet Day (Jan. 14), National Pizza Day (Feb. 9), National Hug Your Cat Day (Jun. 4), and many more.
New year, new calendar. Who needs beefy firemen or hot policemen calendars when you can have this amazing thing hanging on your wall? Ciara Ryan is the creator of the calendar series. She says that 2023 was to be the final edition of the calendar, but the fans cried out for more, and as a result the 2024 calendar was born. “This year the calendar is a special edition of fan favorites featuring images from the last 13 years shot in locations over 6 counties and featuring the work of 4 talented photographers. So far, this has gone down a treat with fans and we see new orders coming in every day from all over the world. It is great to see the calendar still has universal appeal in its 14th year.” Featured below are the funniest photos from Irish Farmer Calendar 2024 issue and previous years. Scroll down and enjoy!
You might think that the notorious mullet is a thing of the past and nobody is committing this crime against hair anymore, but you would be wrong. It’s actually going strong and is quite popular with a certain kind of people. This World’s Greatest Mullets 2024 calendar will treat you to a magnificent mullet picture every month, each more gnarly than the last.
By popular demand of ornithology enthusiasts all around the world, artist Tommy Siegel has finally made a wildlife calendar of extremely accurate birds for 2024. The attention to detail anatomic precision is simply unmatched by any other bird calendar out there. Scroll down to see some of the illustrations featured in this calendar, and don’t forget to order one on his website!
Is one of your favorite ways to spend time watching dogs pooping? Probably yes, how else would have you ended up on this page? This calendar will give you an opportunity to look at pooping dogs for a whole year! It’s also a great Christmas gift for someone who loves cats and is totally not a dog person. It truly is a gift that keeps on giving.
He may only be a one-term president, but thanks to this calendar you’ll be able to enjoy our commander-in-Cheeto’s antics all throughout 2024 as well. Each month comes with a brilliantly hilarious and masterfully doctored image of Trump as a little kid. You can order this calendar on Etsy for yourself or as a gift to a Trump supporter – it would royally piss him off. There’s just something so satisfying watching Trump as a toddler – so helpless, so clueless… just as in real life.
Crocs are rubbery abominations that somehow made it into the world of footwear. I mean, who looked at a shoe and said, “You know what this needs? More holes and a shape that defies all logic!” Perhaps most upsetting of all when it comes to Crocs, however, is that they offer these delightful shoes only for humans. Until now! Now this crime against fashion even has a tiny version for your dog. Why should you suffer alone when you can humiliate yourself and your dog at the same time?
