Kid Trump 2023 Calendar Is Here!

He may only be a one-term president, but thanks to this Kid Trump calendar you’ll be able to enjoy our Commander-in-Cheeto’s antics all throughout 2023 as well. Each month comes with a brilliantly hilarious and masterfully doctored image of Trump as a little kid. You can order this calendar on Etsy for yourself or as a gift to a Trump supporter – it would royally piss him off.

Kid Trump 2023 calendar.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

Trump photoshopped as a little kid.

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35 thoughts on “Kid Trump 2023 Calendar Is Here!”

  1. This raises one more question for the inquiry: Is the orange from Cheetos, spaghetti sauce, markers, or constipation?

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  2. I love every photo. This man is a blight on not just America, but humanity. A moronic, reactive, lying, racist, sexist, immature, mean egomaniac troglodyte. If you support him after all his BS, you really need help.

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  3. Noehelpforyou, the left doesn’t hate everything but they do laugh at a person who is in a position of power and acts like a petulant six-year-old bent on destruction if he doesn’t get his way. Because the only other thing left to do is to cry.

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  4. Hunter Biden. Boo!
    Afghanistan abandonment. Boo!
    10% inflation. Boo!
    Europe subservient and crashing hard. Boo!
    Power girds failing and $60k EVs made mandatory. Boo!
    2million illegals over the southern border. Boo!
    Or just keep blaming Trump. Waaaaaahhh.

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  5. Orange man bad. Yup. Children of Biden Pelosi Kerry and Romney all making money in Ukraine oil and gas. All in bed with communist China and Russia but Orange man bad. Energy independence, Abraham Accord in the Middle East, I could go on and on. Your preezy sleepy joe is really doing a bang up job. 40% of his time since Jan ‘21 spent on vacation. Y’all will reap as y’all sow, bless your hearts :-)

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  6. Sorry your site has resorted to this infantile display of unwarranted hatred. You are now living up to your name. Be ashamed, be very ashamed.

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  7. Oh, the poor right gets so upset when anyone makes fun of their so-called messiah… whoso richly deserves it for his continually petulant displays. Trump will drag his followers completely down the toilet and into the sewers, and then make them pay for privilege of having done so. This images are an encapsulation of the man’s personality.

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  8. Let’s ignore the fact that the US/EU economies are crashing under Creepy Joe’s watch, but tRump BAAAADDDD!!!! Look! A squirrel!

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  9. I mean, he’s an absolute baby, so this tracks… I am sure there will be a Biden one at some point, equally as funny…
    To the trump supporters, hello…I would never want to attempt to change anyones mind or convections, however, this man that you want back in office, is nothing more than a grifter that would sell you and your family into slavery in a minute if it served him. I did over 100k worth of work for him 15 years ago. Still waiting to be paid for it! Vote Republican if that is what you feel, but really, this guy is totally full of $#!t and a real piece of trash… don’t fall for his BS, you know that you’re smarter than this!

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  10. I love every photo; Biden has done more for this country in one year the bad orange man has done or will ever do.

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  11. How dare to insult and call him a baby to our Dear Supreme Leader to whom we owe all our devotion and love, without him we are nothing he is our sun and the center of the universe.
    Hail Supreme Leader Trump!

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  12. thank you. seriously, for posting this. whenever i might freel down this year, i’ll come back to this page and watch the snowflakes melt down over their orange jesus. what a goof!

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  13. Silly trumpanzees, scratching their butts and smelling their fingers as a tribute to their orange overlord. If you honestly think trump is a good person, and that he’s worthy of your support…then yeah, he probably is, because there’s something very wrong with you, too.

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  14. There is no such thing as bad publicity. I am no fan of the Orange Man, but the TDS crowd seems to be doing everything in its power to re-elect the New York Real Estate Clown.

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  15. Brilliant! Just brilliant. The butttt hurt tRumpanzees freaking out (“but what about but what about but but but”) make it even more delicious.

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