By popular demand of ornithology enthusiasts all around the world, artist Tommy Siegel has finally made a wildlife calendar of extremely accurate birds for 2024. The attention to detail anatomic precision is simply unmatched by any other bird calendar out there. Scroll down to see some of the illustrations featured in this calendar, and don’t forget to order one on his website!
Is one of your favorite ways to spend time watching dogs pooping? Probably yes, how else would have you ended up on this page? This calendar will give you an opportunity to look at pooping dogs for a whole year! It’s also a great Christmas gift for someone who loves cats and is totally not a dog person. It truly is a gift that keeps on giving.
He may only be a one-term president, but thanks to this calendar you’ll be able to enjoy our commander-in-Cheeto’s antics all throughout 2024 as well. Each month comes with a brilliantly hilarious and masterfully doctored image of Trump as a little kid. You can order this calendar on Etsy for yourself or as a gift to a Trump supporter – it would royally piss him off. There’s just something so satisfying watching Trump as a toddler – so helpless, so clueless… just as in real life.
Crocs are rubbery abominations that somehow made it into the world of footwear. I mean, who looked at a shoe and said, “You know what this needs? More holes and a shape that defies all logic!” Perhaps most upsetting of all when it comes to Crocs, however, is that they offer these delightful shoes only for humans. Until now! Now this crime against fashion even has a tiny version for your dog. Why should you suffer alone when you can humiliate yourself and your dog at the same time?
The shark hoodie blanket is not limited to bedtime use only. You know what they say “dress for the job you want, not the job you have”. So you might as well let everyone at the office know that your ultimate dream is to live as a land shark. Who in their right mind would want to spend their whole life as a human? Humans are just weak, almost hairless apes with tiny teeth and easily penetrable skin. Hardly a description of a badass. Sharks are so much superior! This is truly an amazing invention that will change your life for the better.
Japanese inventor Kazuya Shibata has designed a unique t-shirt flapper. It’s strapped to the waist or hip, and automatically thrusts to keep you cool on a hot day. Currently you can not purchase this amazing device, but maybe you will be able to buy it in future when climate change will finally create enough demand for such invention.
Behold! The horse head squirrel feeder is here, and it might be the greatest invention since 1982 when Al Gore single-handedly created the internet! Here’s how it works: while the cute little animals feed, the hanging horse head feeder makes it look like they are wearing their very own horse mask. Maybe the squirrels will wonder why you’re laughing at them, but they probably just wont care, if they’re devouring delicious seeds and nuts, whilst thoroughly entertaining on lookers, everyone is a winner!
Somebody immediately came to mind when you read the description on this pill box, didn’t they? These anti-bullshit pills are sure to silence those with chronic bullshit syndrome. Finally, a strategy for dealing with that one friend who’s always spinning bullshit tales about how much he can bench press, the number of beers he can handle, or how many women he’s slept with… you get the picture.
Have you heard of Brad Gosse? Probably not, but he’s actually a prolific author who has published over 100 children’s books… Well… self-published, because no respectable publisher would touch his work. With titles like “Rich Kids Are Better Than You”, “My Racist Dog”, “Mommy Got a DUI”, Brad’s books will either make you laugh hysterically, or you’ll be triggered. His books are for adults who love dark humor, inappropriate jokes and don’t care for political correctness. Scroll down to see our favorites!
Since dad went away your mommy has tried. Her drinking problem. From you, she hides. After work mom likes to tie on a few. One or two or more tasty brews. Tonight though is different from any other night. Mom’s car hit a pole, but she’s gonna be all right. Her license, however. Is now out of sight. From now on mommy can’t drive you to school. A bus pass will now be your transportation tool. The transit system may seem scary at first. Don’t worry. It’s not that bad so please don’t you cry. There are many things worse than moms DUI.
If you’re a new dad and don’t quite have that fancy dad bod yet, no worries, in due time it will come in. But in the mean-time you may want to consider supplementing with dad bag fanny pack that’s made to look like you have a hairy gut sticking out of your shirt when in reality it’s just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
In the fast-paced world we live in, where every second counts, it’s no surprise that even seemingly mundane activities like taking a dump can have a significant impact on productivity and the global economy. Slow pooping is robbing humanity of workplace efficiency and future prosperity. That’s where toilet timer comes to the rescue.
If you are looking for the most disgusting way to separate your egg yolks from your egg whites, look no further. Bogeyman (as so he’s called) is a ceramic coffee mug-looking device that allows you to easily separate your egg whites from the yolks by straining it through his nostrils.
Does your significant other always tells you they want nothing for their birthday? Do you find yourself feeling frustrated and aimless when shopping for the perfect gift for them? End your misery with the box of nothing – the perfect gift for anyone who always says they don’t want anything! This box is filled to the brim with empty air that’s put on a fluffy bed of white cotton filling – a really sincere, thoughtful present.
Show your significant other how much you love her by giving her the rubber chicken purse! It will prove that you really care about her and also have an amazing sense of fashion, plus you’ll show her how great your are with your finances as you will save so much money not buying her a Versace or a Louis Vuitton purse.
Loafing around will take on a whole new meaning once you spend a day vegging around your home in bread slippers. These funny slippers are styled like two light and fluffy loafs of bread that look like they just came out of the oven. Picture this: you wake up in the morning, stretch your arms, slip your feet into the warm embrace of freshly baked bread, and go to the kitchen to make a fresh cup of coffee. No more uncomfortable shoes, the future of fashion and comfort are these gluten-intolerant bread slippers! It’s not just a fashion statement, it’s a lifestyle choice. Once you turn your feet into loaves of bread, there’s no going back.