Ah yes, the Jet Pack Halloween Costume – or as we like to call it, “NASA’s latest budget cut”. After wearing this, you’ll be able to moonwalk better than Michael Jackson, but only if he was doing it while being chased by a horde of rabid squirrels. You can make your own costume as kids featured here, or you can get one on Amazon, if you don’t feel like getting all crafty.
Are you looking for the perfect calendar? You have come to the right place! Introducing “Chicken Daddies” – the best calendar you could possibly get for 2024. Seriously. You can get the the Daisy Dukes edition where the chicken daddies look really hot and pose as beautifully as possible with their belowed chickens or you can get the Broody Boys edition where chicken daddies take their sexiness to the next level.
If you’re on the fence about buying planters shaped like butts, let us ASSURE you (pun absolutely intended) – these are the cheeks you’ve been searching for.
You might think that the notorious mullet is a thing of the past and nobody is committing this crime against hair anymore, but you would be wrong. It’s actually going strong and is quite popular with a certain kind of people. This World’s Greatest Mullets 2025 calendar will treat you to a magnificent mullet picture every month, each more gnarly than the last. Scroll down to check out some of the worst mullet examples!
The last thing you want to see in your house – whether it’s hiding in a corner, crawling up your wall, or scurrying across your floor – is a giant spider. For many people, these creepy, crawly creatures are the stuff of nightmares. But all of that changes when Halloween rolls around. Dog spider costume is one of the hilariously terrifying choices to get your pet into the holiday spirit and potentially inspire some scares and laughs along the way.
Did you know that you can buy a whole fully cooked chicken in a can? Thanks for these mouth-watering photos goes to Tracy O’Connor. Scroll down to see this delicious treat sliding out of the can right onto your dinner plate and let us know in the comments if you would be brave enough to eat it!
As if we needed the world to get any worse, here’s this winter fashion collection by Lord von Schmitt who has been creating and selling on Etsy similar horrible crimes against fashion for several years. So… Are you man enough to fill these pants?
Sandal socks make you look like you’re wearing socks with sandals, which is pretty much the biggest fashion no-no there is. Sure there’s really no reason to make people think you’re wearing sandals when you’re not, but it’s just one more way you get to be the weirdest person in the room. Yes, dear readers, socks with sandals printed on them. It’s a footwear revolution – an experience that transcends fashion, challenges social norms, and redefines what it means to have “fashion-forward feet”.
While picking out your Halloween costume this year, don’t forget to include your pet into the fun! Different cats are willing to put up with varying levels of nonsense from their owners, but it turns out that you can quickly turn your cat into a vampire bat with a simple DIY Haloween costume. Just cut a pair of wings from black paper and your cat will instantly turn into creepy bat-creature. If DIY projects are not your cup of tea, you can cheaply get bat wings for cats on Amazon. Fair warning: don’t hold us responsible if your cat murders you in your sleep after this.
Failure is a part of life. It can hurt, and for some it comes more often than for others. It can also teach us valuable lessons. But most importantly, when you have a single job to do and you mess it up, it can give us a good laugh when we need it the most. You Had One Job 2025 calendar will make you crack a smile: it’s dedicated to hilarious occupational mishaps and stunning examples of extreme laziness.
These huge cats are big enough to give Godzilla a scare, but here they are captured doing very feline things, like climbing and napping, oblivious to the chaos they are causing. If you wish to spend the next year looking at these magnificent creatures, check out 2025 Catzilla calendar on Amazon!
This is not your grandma’s landscape calendar. Well, unless your grandma has a really unique taste in photography. Who knew nature had such a sense of humor? In Nature’s Dick Pics 2025 calendar every month is a delightful new surprise, showcasing oddly-shaped rocks that will have you questioning everything you know about the geology.
This dog muzzle makes your nice and friendly dog look like a snarling werewolf that’s about to take a chomp out of your neighbor’s butt, when in reality your dog is sitting calmly with it’s mouth shut, wondering why everyone around them is freaking out. It’s the perfect thing to scare the hell out of your neighbors and make sure they will never want to talk to you again. So use at your own risk. Scroll down to see some of the most terrifying examples!
Chickens are the closest living relative to the T-Rex. That’s right, the mighty fearsome T-Rex has evolved into a chicken. Back then all other dinosaurs thought those tiny arms were ridiculous, but look at them now. Well… They still are. For those who already have a 3D printer at home, here’s a blueprint so you can make a set of arms yourself, and you won’t have to to order them online. However, if you don’t have a 3D printer and would like to buy these, you can get them on Etsy or on Amazon.
He may only be a one-term president, but thanks to this calendar you’ll be able to enjoy our commander-in-Cheeto’s antics all throughout 2025 as well. Each month comes with a brilliantly hilarious and masterfully doctored image of Trump as a little kid. You can order this calendar on Etsy for yourself or as a gift to a Trump supporter – it would royally piss him off. There’s just something so satisfying watching Trump as a toddler – so helpless, so clueless… just as in real life.
