What better way to spend some time with your kids than by reading An Alphabet of Terrible Advice book to your kids? This hilarious book is filled with vividly illustrated scenes where goofy looking anthropomorphic characters guide you down a path of poor decision making. Scroll down to see some of the funniest examples!
A small, oval-shaped face with a well-defined and pointy V-line chin is one of the most coveted female beauty features in many Asian countries, and they can apparently get it by simply sucking on a pink gadget for 10 minutes a day. At least according to these sellers on Amazon… who are full of shit, according to common sense.
Introducing the OnlyFans 2025 Calendar! Add some fun to your office, bedroom, or any wall you’d like with this hilarious calendar featuring only fans… no, not that kind of onlyfans…
The bizarre and utterly unnecessary invention known as Finger Feet is a triumph of whimsy over practicality. For the uninitiated: these tiny, rubbery feet are designed to slip over human fingers, transforming them into a new species of miniature bipeds. A concept so absurd it loops back around to being an undeniable stroke of genius.
If you feel like your desk is missing something, here’s a thing that will fill that void: Donald Trump pen holder. It simultaneously reminds you of a bobblehead and a caricature sketch you’d see on a boardwalk. This marvel of craftsmanship is not merely a pen holder; it’s a conversation starter, a political statement, and an accidental stress reliever all rolled into one.
Have you ever looked down at your feet, clad in the world’s most controversial footwear, and thought, “These Crocs are awesome, but they lack the untamed spirit of a cowboy at high noon”? Well, hold onto your ten-gallon hats, because Crocs spurs are here to answer the call of the wild – and possibly confuse every single person you encounter. There’s a wide variety to choose from several Etsy sellers.
The fusion of Kermit’s iconic green body with the menacing head of a Xenomorph is both unsettling and oddly hilarious. It’s as if the artist thought, “Why stop at one Kermit head when you can have two?” Placing this model on your shelf will elicit a range of reactions from visitors. Some will be intrigued, others confused, and a few will question your sanity. But nobody will feel indifferent while looking at Xenomorph Kermit.
The Gaping Gob Mirror is a bold and bizarre piece of decor that seems to defy convention and logic in the best way possible. Crafted with uncanny realism, its design – a wide-open mouth, perpetually frozen in astonishment – manages to be both hilarious and slightly unsettling. The mirror portion is nestled within this expressive gape, creating an effect that is equal parts functional and delightfully absurd.
Meet the Furless Furby, your childhood friend stripped bare – literally. With 100% less fur and 1000% more nightmare fuel, it’s the unhinged lovechild of 1990s nostalgia and your most feverish nightmares. Gift it to someone, or just let its folds haunt your own decor!
A natural successor to the best-selling Biden toilet paper, this roll of Donald is perfect for when you need to dump the Trump. Buy enough and you might be able build a wall! Where to get it? If you are in a hurry, Amazon would be the best choice – with Amazon’s ultra-fast delivery times, you won’t have to wipe yourself with a sock anymore.
Finally there’s a product for those who love to say “My job is killing me!” or for those who want to show how it feels like to sit in on yet another pointless 2 hour meeting that could have been a simple email. Seriously though, these chairs are probably made as a social commentary on how we are killing ourselves at work, so they were designed to resemble coffins. They do not look comfortable, you probably wouldn’t want to spend eternity in them. However, being uncomfortable is a small price to pay for looking cool when you are attending the annual vampire conference.
When the snow falls and the cold wind blows, you’ll need a cozy and comfortable friend to keep you warm… while he’s simultaneously eating your legs. The details are so realistic that your dog won’t stop barking at your feet. Your neighbor’s kids will think that you’re an exotic zookeeper. And the best part? Wearing these crocodile socks means you have effectively reduced the number of unwanted conversations at the grocery store. People won’t know if you’re quirky, dangerous, or both. Mission accomplished.
There are all kinds of jobs where nobody notices your mistakes. You can’t say the same thing about taxidermists. It’s painfully obvious when the “taxidermy gone wrong” situation strikes. Apparently people find taxidermy failures so hilarious that there’s even a 2025 Taxidermy Fails calendar that you can order on Amazon. Scroll down to see some of the examples that you can expect from this calendar. P.S. You’re a terrible person, if you find this funny.
Some researches suggest that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent. If that’s true, Blue Q (company that produces these mitts) employs the smartest people in the world. Scroll down to see some of our favorites!
Don’t you just hate those tacky, unfunny, boring Christmas cards you can find in stores all over the country? We do. So we spent some time browsing around Etsy to bring together a gallery of Christmas cards that are actually funny. Enjoy and may your Christmas suck a little less! P.S. Also check out our post about Christmas tree ornaments that are actually funny!
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