Autumn / Winter 2020 Men’s Fashion: Crocheted Pants!

As if we needed 2020 to get any worse, here’s this Autumn’s collection of crocheted male fashion by Lord von Schmitt who has been creating and selling on Etsy similar horrible crimes against fashion for several years. So… Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

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Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

Are you man enough to fill these pants?

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  1. Anonymous September 9, 2020

    just wonderful!

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  2. Gon blind from the horror September 9, 2020

    My eyes!! My eyes!!

  3. Anonymous September 9, 2020

    Hideoud

  4. Anonymous September 10, 2020

    Really?

  5. Anonymous September 10, 2020

    I like ziggy stardust style outfit.

  6. Anonymous September 10, 2020

    I’m embarrassed for these men.

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  7. Anonymous September 10, 2020

    Seriously? I don’t even have one gay friend who would be caught dead in this shit.

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  8. Wogus September 10, 2020

    Am I man enough? No. No I am not.

  9. AnonyMouse September 10, 2020

    let us say the man’s prayer (red green show). I’m a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess… NOT!

  10. Sam September 10, 2020

    Oh please….these photos have been circulating for years. You e just trotted them out to create yet another “could 2020 get any worse?” article.

  11. Anonymous September 10, 2020

    GTFOOH!!!

  12. Winston September 11, 2020

    With the honorable exception of #1, why do male models look like drug-addled t*ssers? Who is that look selling to?

  13. Anonymous September 13, 2020

    Patterns! I want PATTERNS! I must make one of these for my husband!

  14. Anonymous September 14, 2020

    No Man I Know Would Even Wear This In His Bedroom With The Lights Out

  15. Laura September 15, 2020

    What are the models’ names? Curious.

  16. Name-it--Biden/Harris--and-claim-it-President/VP September 16, 2020

    Such experts on “manliness!” The criticism shows insecure men, homophobes, and closeted guys feel threatened if clothes veer too far off from the heterosexual mainstream model. Kiss Jared Leto’s dress-wearing butt.

  17. Anonymous September 19, 2020

    Every one of these guys takes it up the ass.

  18. Phyllis September 22, 2020

    I’m particularly fond of the one with the parasol!

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