As if we needed 2020 to get any worse, here’s this Autumn’s collection of crocheted male fashion by Lord von Schmitt who has been creating and selling on Etsy similar horrible crimes against fashion for several years. So… Are you man enough to fill these pants?
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just wonderful!
My eyes!! My eyes!!
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Really?
I like ziggy stardust style outfit.
I’m embarrassed for these men.
Seriously? I don’t even have one gay friend who would be caught dead in this shit.
Am I man enough? No. No I am not.
let us say the man’s prayer (red green show). I’m a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess… NOT!
Oh please….these photos have been circulating for years. You e just trotted them out to create yet another “could 2020 get any worse?” article.
GTFOOH!!!
With the honorable exception of #1, why do male models look like drug-addled t*ssers? Who is that look selling to?
Patterns! I want PATTERNS! I must make one of these for my husband!
No Man I Know Would Even Wear This In His Bedroom With The Lights Out
What are the models’ names? Curious.
Such experts on “manliness!” The criticism shows insecure men, homophobes, and closeted guys feel threatened if clothes veer too far off from the heterosexual mainstream model. Kiss Jared Leto’s dress-wearing butt.
Every one of these guys takes it up the ass.
I’m particularly fond of the one with the parasol!
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