Brief Jerky underwear is proof that dreams really do come true. These tasty and protein-packed panties take edible underwear to the next level – not only by looking and feeling great, but also by providing your lucky partner with their recommended daily calorie intake. Note the time and care that has gone into crafting this wonderful undergarment. The attention to the properly placed groments that enhance the wearers comfort, and even decorated with sparkling (fake) gemstones!
We consider these to be the first in “meat haute coutoure”. They are made to order for each specific customer from the highest quality of dried preserved meats that can be found at the closest convenience store. Rumor has it that wearing Brief Jerky undergarments will release their natural pheremones once your body heat and moisture kicks in.
If you’re interested, contact Mixed Species Etsy store with your waist size and they will get your very own one of a kind beef jerky undies created!