Awkward Children’s Books That Actually Exist

The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts” by Shinta Cho


Why Is Daddy in a Dress?” by Amanda McCall

That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale” by Matt Mogk

I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much” by Judith Vigna

My Parents Open Carry” by Brian Jeffs

Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi

Where Willy Went…: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!” by Nicholas Allan

All My Friends Are Dead” by Avery Monsen

The Mystery of the Midget Clown” by Ann Bradfor

My First Cavity Search” by David Blanchard

The Night Dad Went to Jail” by Melissa Higgins

If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson

F**k You Sun” by Matt Cole

Walter the Farting Dog” by William Kotzwinkle

Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus” by Tjibbe Veldkamp
My Big Sister Takes Drugs” by Judith Vigna

Why Unicorn Drinks” by C. W. Moss

Maggie Goes On a Diet” by Paul Kramer

The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit” by Werner Holzwarth

Go the F**k to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach

Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?” by Tom O’Connor



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  1. Anonymous March 12, 2021

    authors be like
    “hmm, what do kids relate too? oh i know! their parents just doing drugs and getting arrested!”

  2. Anonymous May 6, 2021

    I read “Everyone Poops” and regretted it

  3. Tea August 14, 2021

    No one mentions the sequels. But, then, sequels are never as good as the original.

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