From Why Is Daddy In a Dress? to My Parents Open Carry, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the weirdest kid’s books you can actually buy online!
If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open? by Lorraine Peterson
The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts by Shinta Cho
I Need a New Butt! by Dawn McMillan
My Parents Open Carry by Brian Jeffs
F**k You Sun by Matt Cole
My First Cavity Search by David Blanchard
Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House? by Tom O’Connor
Where Willy Went: The Big Story of a Little Sperm by Nicholas Allan
Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus by Tjibbe Veldkamp
The House That Crack Built by Clark Taylor
The Stinky Cheese Man And Other Fairly Stupid Tales by Jon Scieszka
Do You Want To Play With My Balls? by The Cifaldi Brothers
The Night Dad Went To Jail by Melissa Higgins
Everyone Poops by Taro Gomi
Go the F**k to Sleep by Adam Mansbach
Llama Destroys The World by Jonathan Stutzman
The Mystery of the Midget Clown by Ann Bradfor
I’d Really Like To Eat a Child by Sylviane Donnio
Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say “No” to Drugs by Sylvia Scott Gibson
The Long Journey of Mister Poop by Angèle Delaunois
Why Is Daddy in a Dress? by Amanda McCall
To be fair, some of these are parodies of well-known children’s books, not actually intended for children.
REALLY! You don’t say!
Ahem, some are NOT parody books and ARE intended for your children… and these ARE still available. . . . .
Farting while open carrying sent Dad to jail, where he pooped during a cavity search on the midget clown prison guard who was playing with his balls that smelled like stinky cheese.
You missed Hooters and Blow Save Christmas! Best book I bought this year!
I actually gave The Stinky Cheese Man to my nephew when he was little, and he loved it! Don’t know what the reaction would have been had I sent Will You Play With My Balls instead.
Hey, the Stinky Cheese Man was and still is one of my favorite kids’ books.
Give these books to your children and they will never see things the same again!
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I’m glad I’m not the only one who recognized the stinky cheese man. The whole time I was in elementary school it always had a waiting list at the library. 😂
I lived the title of the 1st book. Really, I had to go and share a locker with my sister instead.