“The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts” by Shinta Cho
“Why Is Daddy in a Dress?” by Amanda McCall
“That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale” by Matt Mogk
“I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much” by Judith Vigna
“My Parents Open Carry” by Brian Jeffs
“Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi
“Where Willy Went…: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!” by Nicholas Allan
“All My Friends Are Dead” by Avery Monsen
“The Mystery of the Midget Clown” by Ann Bradfor
“My First Cavity Search” by David Blanchard
“The Night Dad Went to Jail” by Melissa Higgins
“If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson
“F**k You Sun” by Matt Cole
“Walter the Farting Dog” by William Kotzwinkle
“Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus” by Tjibbe Veldkamp
“My Big Sister Takes Drugs” by Judith Vigna
“Why Unicorn Drinks” by C. W. Moss
“Maggie Goes On a Diet” by Paul Kramer
“The Story of the Little Mole Who Went in Search of Whodunit” by Werner Holzwarth
“Go the F**k to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach
“Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?” by Tom O’Connor
authors be like
“hmm, what do kids relate too? oh i know! their parents just doing drugs and getting arrested!”