Middle Finger Chicken Arms Allow Your Birds… To Flip The Bird

If you have been following this site long enough, you know that we get really excited about chicken arms. It’s a brilliant, game-changing invention that gives your chickens hilarious – and often quite muscled – 3D printed human arms. Today’s chicken arms are a little less positive. Perfectly suited for the dumpster fire that is 2022, say hello to the middle finger chicken arms that are available on Etsy!

Middle finger chicken arms.

Giving a whole new definition to the phrase “flipping the bird”, this thing can make your chicken look like they’ve been working out and they’re also totally sick of your shit. They are 3D printed with PLA plastic, a material that’s known for being both lightweight and durable, and also quite flexible, so you can place it on small chickens and large chickens alike (and other brids).

Middle finger arms.

Middle finger arms.

Middle finger arms.

Middle finger arms.

Middle finger arms.

If this is something you see your pet chicken enjoying, you can order middle finger arms on Etsy, however currently they seem to be all sold out.

18 thoughts on “Middle Finger Chicken Arms Allow Your Birds… To Flip The Bird”

  1. I don’t get what is funny about flipping the finder. Can someone explain me? I see it like a delusional repressed aggressivity towards the problems of everyday life. So people, being too scared or polite or both to tackle the problems, flip the finger and feel relieved. It is very apotrpaic, but in a sad guise.

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  2. Hey Dr Poo Brains๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿฝ

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  3. yeah,me too anoonymous.like to see if Soros or Biden are trashed,even if the subject is chicken fingers

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  4. If people were artificial intelligences they weren’t people.
    I think it’s funny. Especially the parrot.

  5. I think that you do not put dot after shorten version of word that ends with the same letter as the last letter in full. In Doctor, Dr shortens to last letter, so no need for dot. Prof. is of course with dot, because the shorten version ends with different letter than full. And, Prof. has got more value than Dr so the order is: prof. dr Brains.

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