The World’s Greatest Gallery of Seductive Radishes

Daikon radish is… It’s just what you think it is: a sexy Japanese radish that poses crossing its legs in a seductive manner. Obviously, we had to put together a gallery that features the hottest examples. This kind of high-quality relevant content is exactly the reason why Al Gore invented the internet in 1982. Scroll down to see the greatest collection of seductive radishes in the world!

Seductive radish.

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This Revolting Toy Lets You Pop Nose Pimples

No matter how much you think you understand the psychology of humans and mechanisms behind product development and marketing, people will always surprise you. This time someone has made Spot Popper Nose Toy – a big fake nose dotted with several pores, each of which is filled with simulated pus you can squeeze out. Sounds something like you’d love to do for fun, right?

Nose pimple popper toy.

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The Weird World of Synthol Bodybuilders

These pictures are not photoshopped. Instead of working out and lying about not taking steroids like everyone else, these guys decided to skip that and inject their bodies with Synthol instead. What is Synthol? It’s a mixture of oils injected into muscles to increase the size or change the shape. The enlargement effects are immediate. It helps to to mimic the appearance of developed muscle where it may otherwise be disproportionate or lacking. While some bodybuilders use it in moderation, others are clearly overdoing which is incredibly dangerous. The side effects of synthol are manifold and they can also cause a damage of nerves, myocardial infarction, cerebral stroke, infectious complications etc. On the other hand, they kind of look like Popeye, so there is some morbid comedic value.

Synthol freak.

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Walmart Fashion Show: 2022 Collection

There are a lot of weird people and awkward fashion choices in this world, but Walmart mall visitors always seem to be way ahead of insane fashion choices. Scroll down to see Walmart fashion 2022 collection, but consider yourself warned that you may need some eyebleach afterwards!

Walmart fashion.

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Crocticles: Balls For Your Crocs!

Some of you might remember Crocs spurs we featured some time ago. This time even dumber product has caught our attention – testicles for your Crocs! That’s right, you can actually purchase attachable balls for your comfy Crocs and walk around like a total moron. Several different color options and shapes are available on both Amazon and Etsy. We truly live in an amazing time!

Crocs balls!

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So “Edible Anus” Chocolate Buttholes Are a Thing…

Yes, the title is correct, there really is a chocolate brand that makes and sells candy that looks like a human butthole. “Edible Anus” Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them. We truly live in an amazing time!

Taste the brown star!

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Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably

While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.

Sexy album cover fail.

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Postal Prank Boxes To Send Your Frenemies

It’s much more fun to have frenemies rather than just plain old boring friends, because you can send embarrassing postal prank boxes to them. The list below is packed full of hilarious examples you can order from this Etsy store. Remember to add signed for delivery and time it when your friend’s mom or partner are home!

Postal prank box.

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