This pencil sharpener has taken Etsy by storm and reached a bestseller status. You use it like any other ordinary pencil sharpener: you PUTIN the pencil in his bum and sharpen it just like the good old days before mechanical pencils.
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Jean Speedo: The Summer 2022 Fashion Sensation!
Wearing a jean speedo is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you are really bold you’ll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You’ll probably get tossed out, but you’ll look and taste good doing it. Btw, these should be paired with mullet socks for optimal results.
The Funniest Clothing Disasters
Whether we’re talking about poorly placed words and graphics, confusing and obscene layouts, or straight-up ugliness that literally looks like a piece of poo, some clothing design choices are just complete disasters. You would think when it comes to mass-produced clothes, a team of highly-qualified people has certainly thought about everything, playing with the design, figuring out what works and what doesn’t. The gallery below will make you say, “these designers should have kept their thoughts to themselves”.
Zombie Plush Toys by Christine Vest
Christine Vest is once again proving that the internet is an extremely weird place. You can find literally everything online – even undead plush toys that will haunt your dreams. You can purchase these abominations on her Esty store.
Custom Scented Candles For Every Occasion
These scented candles were created to help you display exactly how you feel with both grace and assertiveness. Whether you desire to burn them or just display them as a conversation piece on the mantle is up to you. Lovingly made by various Etsy artists.
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Oven Mitts With Swear Words: The Best Cooking Tool Since Wine
Some researches suggest that people who use curse regularly are more intelligent. If that’s true, Blue Q (company that produces these mitts) employs the smartest people in the world. Scroll down to see some of our favorites!
Forget Garden Gnomes, Get a Huge Baby Tick Hybrid Instead!
Are you looking for the perfect way to keep everyone off your lawn? Scare the living daylights out of unsuspecting guests by discreetly placing a baby tick hybrid in your yard! This nightmare-inducing creature measures 55″ x 34″ (140cm x 86cm) and is expertly crafted from silicone, giving it an incredibly lifelike and unsettling appearance. It’s made by Laira Maganuco and is available for sale on Etsy. How much does it cost? Around $3500. So you’d have to be both rich and crazy to actually buy it.
Offensive Crayons Guaranteed To Bring Out The Worst In You
If your favorite pastime is being offended, or your favorite means of spreading holiday cheer is offending others, get ready for hours of fun with Offensive Crayons. Our favorite color choices: “Baby Shit Green”, “Communist Gulag Red”, and “Your Parents’ Divorce Was Your Fault, Peach”.
Brilliant Halloween Decorations That Are Both Funny And Frightening
Before you set out on a mission to browse the attic for the same Halloween decoration props you reuse every year, let us tell you something. The world has changed. Things got a whole lot more scary since COVID-19 showed up. And from what we have seen happening so far, the jack-o’-lantern ain’t gonna do much in the spooky department. Below, we compiled some of the most relevant, painfully funny, and plain damn spooky Halloween decoration ideas from creative people nailing the haunted night.
Russians Enjoying SPA Treatment
Russia is a strange place. Their playgrounds are pure nightmare fuel, food decorations are bizarre, and Russian schools have horrifying toilets. But did you know that they are also weirdly obsessed with having some quality #blessed SPA time at home? Scroll down and enjoy!
2022 Fat Cat Art Calendar Is Here!
A team of Russian Photoshop wizards are devoting their time and talent to improve famous paintings by adding a fat ginger cat into them. Recently they have released a 2022 Fat Cat Art Calendar, so go check it out or scroll down for some of the best examples of their work along with the originals!
