Top 15 Rejected Children’s Books by Brad Gosse

Have you heard of Brad Gosse? Probably not, but he’s actually a prolific author who has published over 100 children’s books… Well… self-published, because no respectable publisher would touch his work. With titles like “Rich Kids Are Better Than You”, “My Racist Dog”, “Mommy Got a DUI”, Brad’s books will either make you laugh hysterically, or you’ll be triggered. His books are for adults who love dark humor, inappropriate jokes and don’t care for political correctness. Scroll down to see our favorites!

Rejected children's book by Brad Gosse.

Since dad went away your mommy has tried. Her drinking problem. From you, she hides. After work mom likes to tie on a few. One or two or more tasty brews. Tonight though is different from any other night. Mom’s car hit a pole, but she’s gonna be all right. Her license, however. Is now out of sight. From now on mommy can’t drive you to school. A bus pass will now be your transportation tool. The transit system may seem scary at first. Don’t worry. It’s not that bad so please don’t you cry. There are many things worse than moms DUI.

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Instagram vs. Reality: When People Fail To Use Filters

If you’ve been using Instagram for long enough, you have definitely noticed that many people use filters, however some don’t know when to stop and overdo it. Enter the r/InstagramReality subreddit which happily sheds light on those who take things too far. While the appeal of matching your pics with athletes or supermodels is understandable, taking it to such extreme is absurd. Like addiction is real. Don’t do it. Just say no!

Instagram vs. reality: failed to use filters.

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Horrible Makeup Fails That Will Make You Laugh, Then Cry

It’s hard to imagine the though process behind these terrible makeup fails. Just think about it: a person from this gallery applying an inch of mismatched foundation or clownlike eye shadow, thinking “Yeah, this is going to look great!” and another one glancing at the mirror and saying “I can’t wait to go out like this.”

Some makeup fails are worse than others.

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Walmartians: People of Walmart

There’s a special kind of people you only see at Walmart. These weird folks are known as “People of Walmart” or “Walmartians”. They can be easily identified by their questionable wardrobe choices, some Walmartians are known to engage in peculiar activities, such as riding around on motorized carts while eating a bucket of fried chicken and blasting country music from their boombox, others may be found attempting to haggle with the self-checkout machine over the price of a bottle of Coke. So the next time you venture into Walmart, keep your eyes peeled for these fascinating specimens. Meanwhile scroll down for some of the craziest examples!

Walmartians: people you only see at Walmart.

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Defaced Books: When Adults Do Children’s Coloring Books

What happens when grown-ups take up coloring? Well, innocent children’s coloring book pages get defaced and turned into something very sinister. Featured below are some of the funniest examples from r/ColoringCorruptions subreddit. Warning: you shouldn’t scroll down if you’re easily offended. Or scroll down anyway and tell us in the comments how terribly inappropriate this is.

When adults do children's coloring books...

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Remember Emo Kid Scene? The Funniest Emo Photos Ever!

Remember those glorious days many years ago when internet was dominated by MySpace and emo kid scene? It was an amazing time… They always seemed to be on the verge of tears – probably because they’ve had survived more heartbreak than you could ever imagine. So go ahead, make fun of their dark makeup and angsty demeanor – they’ll just write a beautifully sad poem about it later.

Emo kid.

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Meet Choriaster: An Unusual-Looking Sea Star

This echinoderm who some have dubbed “c*cktopus” and “pentad*ck” has five arms and each end has an eye-catching bulbous tip. The Indo-Pacific region is often where one may find choriaster sea stars, including places like the Philippines and the Great Barrier Reef. Choriaster sea stars have a distinctive, bright purple or pink color… with a little different shade of pink at the tips of their extremities. These sea stars are often found in shallow waters, where they feed on a variety of small invertebrates and organic matter. While it does look like it would like to bang you five times, it’s harmless to humans.

Choriaster.

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Crazy Fashion: This Instagram Collects It All

When looking at these crazy outfits collected by @HintMag, you can’t help but wonder if fashion designers are seriously suggesting that this is what people should wear, or they’re just making fun of everyone. This Instagram collects the finest examples of crazy fashion you can find online. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

Crazy fashion.

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Hilarious “Cards Against Humanity” Answers

If you’re not familiar with it, “Cards Against Humanity” is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using humorous and often risqué or politically incorrect words or phrases printed on playing cards. The game is intended for a mature audience and is often described as “a game for horrible people.” Players take turns reading a “prompt” card, such as “I use _________ to better sleep at night.” and the other players choose from their hand of cards the funniest or most fitting response, such as “A spoonful of pee.” The player who chose the prompt card then selects the winning response, and the player who played it earns a point. The game is designed to be played with a large group of people and can be quite raunchy and irreverent. Warning: if you’re easily offended then maybe this post isn’t for you… For everybody else, scroll down and enjoy!

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

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Horror Movies Turned Into Comedies by Adding Hot Pizza

Everybody loves a good horror movie but you’ve probably never once imagined what it would look like if the people screaming were just eating a hot slice of pizza? Well, these scary horror flicks turn into hilarious comedies. After seeing this gallery, horror movies will never be the same. Now, whenever you’re scared you will just imagine them eating pizza. You’re welcome!

Add a hot slice of pizza to turn horror movie into a comedy.

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Funny Advertisements On Vehicles Fails

You would think that ad company employees consider a lot of things when coming up with an idea for mobile advertising. But what happens when these same employees are lazy or simply bad at their job? This. This happens. Their work ends up on a site called “Sad And Useless”. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!

Car ad fail.

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This Artist Creates The World’s Weirdest 3D Art

Brian Tessler is a 3D artist based in Brooklyn, New York. He is the mastermind behind of Cool 3D World project that features surreal, distorted, and absurd pictures. Do you think this is legit art or he’s just doing it for the sake of being weird? If this indeed is legit art, what is he trying to say? What do you think? Let us know in the comments below!

Very weird 3D art.

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