While we all eagerly await Halloween and all the joys it will soon bring, these people on Etsy have started to make and sell undead Halloween garden gnomes. These abominations will have your plants soil themselves and your ordinary garden gnomes running for cover. Your neighbors will definitely love it and the real estate value in your neighborhood will soar.
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The World’s Greatest Gallery of Seductive Radishes
Daikon radish is… It’s just what you think it is: a sexy Japanese radish that poses crossing its legs in a seductive manner. Obviously, we had to put together a gallery that features the hottest examples. This kind of high-quality relevant content is exactly the reason why Al Gore invented the internet in 1982. Scroll down to see the greatest collection of seductive radishes in the world!
This Revolting Toy Lets You Pop Nose Pimples
No matter how much you think you understand the psychology of humans and mechanisms behind product development and marketing, people will always surprise you. This time someone has made Spot Popper Nose Toy – a big fake nose dotted with several pores, each of which is filled with simulated pus you can squeeze out. Sounds something like you’d love to do for fun, right?
The Weird World of Synthol Bodybuilders
These pictures are not photoshopped. Instead of working out and lying about not taking steroids like everyone else, these guys decided to skip that and inject their bodies with Synthol instead. What is Synthol? It’s a mixture of oils injected into muscles to increase the size or change the shape. The enlargement effects are immediate. It helps to to mimic the appearance of developed muscle where it may otherwise be disproportionate or lacking. While some bodybuilders use it in moderation, others are clearly overdoing which is incredibly dangerous. The side effects of synthol are manifold and they can also cause a damage of nerves, myocardial infarction, cerebral stroke, infectious complications etc. On the other hand, they kind of look like Popeye, so there is some morbid comedic value.
Walmart Fashion Show: 2022 Collection
There are a lot of weird people and awkward fashion choices in this world, but Walmart mall visitors always seem to be way ahead of insane fashion choices. Scroll down to see Walmart fashion 2022 collection, but consider yourself warned that you may need some eyebleach afterwards!
The World’s Greatest Gallery of Seductive Carrots
From mushroom butts to really hot radishes, the admins of this site obviously have some kind of weird obsession with vegetables. Well… After all… This kind of high-quality relevant content is exactly the reason why Al Gore invented the internet back in the 1982. Scroll down to see the greatest collection of seductive carrots in the world!
Crocticles: Balls For Your Crocs!
Some of you might remember Crocs spurs we featured some time ago. This time even dumber product has caught our attention – testicles for your Crocs! That’s right, you can actually purchase attachable balls for your comfy Crocs and walk around like a total moron. Several different color options and shapes are available on both Amazon and Etsy. We truly live in an amazing time!
World’s Greatest Gallery of Mushrooms That Look Like Butts
We spent countless hours and compiled the greatest collection of mushrooms that look like butts. We believe this is the mankind’s greatest achievement since the invention of sliced bread. Scroll down and enjoy!
Sarah From Etsy Makes The World’s Ugliest Pots
Made by Sarah and sold on her Etsy store, these weird artworks really makes you think about the strange nature of human beings, as it seems lots of them are actually buying these crimes against good taste. And the artist is happy to oblige.
Profanity Generator: Creative Cursing Flip Book
Let’s talk about a gift that keeps on giving: Creative Cursing flip book. It’s divided down the middle to create two-part curse words as delightful as “Jerk Waffle” or “Fart Gobbler”. Half of them don’t even make any sense, but they still will make you chuckle in an utterly childish way.
So “Edible Anus” Chocolate Buttholes Are a Thing…
Yes, the title is correct, there really is a chocolate brand that makes and sells candy that looks like a human butthole. “Edible Anus” Belgian chocolates are handmade in the UK and the company claims its brown star mold comes from a sphincter model whose trunk is as fine as the chocolates themselves. They believe their anus range of confections can “dissolve cultural boundaries of race, gender, class, and sexual orientation”. You can get them on Amazon and, as you can see from the pictures below, people actually are buying and eating them. We truly live in an amazing time!
Anti-Greeting Hate Cards For Your Enemies
You probably have a coworker or neighbor you despise so much, you can’t even express it in words. That’s exactly why hate cards have been invented!
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Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably
While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.
Postal Prank Boxes To Send Your Frenemies
It’s much more fun to have frenemies rather than just plain old boring friends, because you can send embarrassing postal prank boxes to them. The list below is packed full of hilarious examples you can order from this Etsy store. Remember to add signed for delivery and time it when your friend’s mom or partner are home!
This Balls Shaped Planter Lets You Grow The Perfect Sized Cactus
If you’re into a gardening in the slightest, you’ve no doubt heard of a terracotta planter, but what about a Terracocktus planter? Because that’s exactly what this is called. It’s a terracotta planter that’s shaped like a pair of balls and is specifically meant for growing cacti of all shapes and sizes, whether they’re extra long, extra short, or extra thick, your cactus plant belongs in this planter! Finally! Finally you have a chance to grow a cactus in a planter you have always dreamed of having!