In a parallel universe where hairdos defy gravity and tanning beds double as time machines, Donald Trump reigns supreme as the unquestionably greatest man that has ever lived. With unmatched skills in talking before thinking and a flair for constructing walls, he’s the master of alternative facts and has convinced pigeons to comb their feathers forward in homage. All history textbooks will one day tell tales of his legendary toupee, incredible hand size comparisons, long neckties, and the art of making headlines great again. Scroll down to check out the most amazing little-known facts about Donald Trump, collected by @Trump_History45 Twitter account!
I want the viking king on a t-shirt.
Thanks for the laugh. The trouble with little Donny is if he sees this site, he will say “Why didn’t I think of this because it is all true. You can ask anyone. Everyone is talking about it.”
BULLSHIT!!!!
Double BULLSHIT!!!!!
Your TDS is long past tiresome. Your tendency to go for low-hanging fruit is pathetic. You post reruns all the time, you prove over and over that Trump lives in your head, and your site hits are falling. Don’t wonder why.
You forgot the time Trump killed all the dinosaurs.
I like the one with Trump introducing his son, Jesus, to Peter
Smooth-brained apes.
Amazing and inspirational. I feel embarrassed that I’ve never heard of this guy before.
The majority of voters in Iowa actually think he’s “moral”. Clearly, my relatives have been snorting pesticides.
I keep trying to tell all these Bidentards this stuff but they just rock back and forth repeating “Biden has saved us, Biden has saved us!”
BTW did you know Nicola Tesla credited Donald for discovering free energy?
Donald please remember me when your kingdom comes!
I almost believed it myself
After all the devil comes in all forms😂
Wait a minute, why would Trump have expressed anti-vaccine sentiments in the past if he himself created the Polio vaccine? I’m starting to suspect that not all of these are entirely true…
Jimi Hendricks is playing the guitar the wrong way.
This is tiresome. We all know Trump is a degenerate sociopath. Too bad Biden is a senile degenerate psychopath with a whole host of dangerous degenerate psychopaths behind him (John “The Insane Warmonger” Bolton, Victoria “Cookies” Nuland, “Bonehead” Blinken anyone? Elliot Abrams, for Chissake!). Making fun of Trump does nothing to change the horrid road that we are all being forced to take!
“On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” H. L. Mencken
All true.
These are all true after all, he is the greatestest man who ever lived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God Help America!
I’m so happy for what Americans have now, they deserve it, LOL.
The “Trump Derangement Syndrome” comments coming from the halfwits are hilarious considering the fact that the Clintons have been bouncing around their empty heads for 30 years.
Hendrix was left handed
Donald Trump taught Jimi Hendrix how to play right-handed.
I enjoyed these and found my FAVORITE was the photo of The photographer taking the mugshot.
I can’t help but feel sorry for his family, being a part of his ongoing humiliation, and yet being EXPECTED to SUPPORT him. I’d be changing my last name.
Trump is simply a manifestation of the shear stupidity of the American political system. Your country has no future.
The sky is falling…..quick , someone call MAGA JESUS…….before he goes to prison.
Republicans love the smell of sand.
Southwest history teaches that all defenders of the Alamo were killed in the battle. If only!
Trump is not the problem, like Biden a symptom of a rotten political system.
Haters will say its fake.
Wann stirbt der endlich?
Hey, this stuff is funny, you sure told the lies about lies!🤡
all except for that ‘nam one…. cap’n bonespurs sat that one out
Trump invented pants shitting..and bed shitting immediately after that..
All true, especially teaching Jesus
The worm that gave Eve the Appel was tRump disguise!
More propaganda reasons for hate !
So true so true.
Silly apes. Bickering like school girls. What a joke.
We are to see the humor here; no harm, unless it’s self inflicted. Unlike the joke that currently resides in the White House
He JMis the man,,,the other Biden is the scam!!!!
TRUMP
Trump is amazing! All these accomplishments! What has Joey done beside “allegedly” excepted bribes.
I am sick and tired of all the negativity about President Trump.
He was a very good president and did a lot of good things for our country that have quickly been destroyed by the true inept idiot in office now with his double inept veep.
Trump may not be a teddy bear but he at least has not tried to destroy our Democracy and our Constitutional Republic.
If the Democrats win another term we can forget our democracy and gripe about the consequences of Socialism.
Bring Trump back so I can afford to buy groceries again and get in my car to go on trips.
He will also close the borders and deport the illegals.
A bit of cognitive dissonance in some of the comments. It’s very difficult to get people to admit they drank the koolaid.
“Trump may not be a teddy bear but he at least has not tried to destroy our Democracy and our Constitutional Republic.”
2/10 Jeez, put a little effort into your trolling – the Cheeto-Colostomy-Bag is counting on you!
Al Capone for President. Yaaaay
* Making fun of Trump does nothing to change the horrid road that we are all being forced to take!(from above)
Making fun of him is the one thing that gets him unglued. MORE MORE
Listen to Michael Cohen
instead of bitching about the migrants, why not find something useful for them to do? like finding and filling all the tunnel on the border??
like what the Israelis are doing ?
if we are so against people of color, why do we want an orange president?
but he is orange???
and FAT. if you are worried about Harris becoming President if Biden dies, Who will it be(yet to be determined) When Trump has a heart attack? You think he is healthy? Think again