Trump History: Little-Known Facts About Donald Trump

In a parallel universe where hairdos defy gravity and tanning beds double as time machines, Donald Trump reigns supreme as the unquestionably greatest man that has ever lived. With unmatched skills in talking before thinking and a flair for constructing walls, he’s the master of alternative facts and has convinced pigeons to comb their feathers forward in homage. All history textbooks will one day tell tales of his legendary toupee, incredible hand size comparisons, long neckties, and the art of making headlines great again. Scroll down to check out the most amazing little-known facts about Donald Trump, collected by @Trump_History45 Twitter account!

Donald Trump introduces a young Michael Jordan to the game of basketball - 1967.

Donald Trump builds the very first Apple computer in his parent's garage - 1975.

Donald Trump defending Jerusalem with his Crusaders - 1099.

A young Donald Trump teaches early humans how to make fire - Middle Paleolithic period (300,000 - 400,000 years ago)

Donald Trump singlehandedly builds The Great Wall of China. This photograph is estimated to have been taken sometime between 475-221 BCE. The fact that the wall has stood for over 2,000 years is a testament to the excellent craftsmanship of Donald Trump.

The media often fails to mention the heroic efforts of Donald Trump on 9/11. As one of the first responders on the scene, Trump quickly escorted people from the towers, extinguished fires, and saved countless lives. #NeverForget

Donald Trump creates the Polio vaccine - 1955

The media often fails to mention the time Donald Trump introduced Jesus Christ to Peter, who would eventually become one of Jesus' Twelve Apostles - colorized.

Donald J. Trump in the jungles of Vietnam, 1969.

The media often fails to mention the time Donald Trump spent as a Viking King. While King, Donald Trump lowered taxes, secured the borders of Iceland & Greenland, reduced crime, and brought gas prices down to an all-time low.

Donald Trump celebrates just moments after discovering that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell - 1857.

Donald Trump wins the karate world championship - 1983

Donald Trump knocks down the Berlin wall. November 9th, 1989.

Donald Trump congratulates Kobe Bryant in the locker room after the Lakers won their 16th championship game (game 7) - 2010.

Donald Trump hands out free bread during the Great Depression - New York, 1929.

Donald Trump enjoys a cold one with Malcom X - 1961.

Donald Trump creates the prototype for the very first lightbulb - 1879.

Donald Trump jams with Jimi Hendrix - colorized, 1969.

A young Donald Trump takes time out of his day to play in the first ever Super Bowl - 1967.

It really happened.

In this photograph, A young Donald Trump teaches J. Robert Oppenheimer how to build an atomic bomb during the Manhattan Project - 1943

The media often fails to mention that Donald Trump was a very talented rapper. He even toured with The Notorious B.I.G. in the 1990s.

49 thoughts on “Trump History: Little-Known Facts About Donald Trump”

  1. Thanks for the laugh. The trouble with little Donny is if he sees this site, he will say “Why didn’t I think of this because it is all true. You can ask anyone. Everyone is talking about it.”

  2. Your TDS is long past tiresome. Your tendency to go for low-hanging fruit is pathetic. You post reruns all the time, you prove over and over that Trump lives in your head, and your site hits are falling. Don’t wonder why.

  3. The majority of voters in Iowa actually think he’s “moral”. Clearly, my relatives have been snorting pesticides.

  4. I keep trying to tell all these Bidentards this stuff but they just rock back and forth repeating “Biden has saved us, Biden has saved us!”
    BTW did you know Nicola Tesla credited Donald for discovering free energy?

    Donald please remember me when your kingdom comes!

  5. Wait a minute, why would Trump have expressed anti-vaccine sentiments in the past if he himself created the Polio vaccine? I’m starting to suspect that not all of these are entirely true…

  6. This is tiresome. We all know Trump is a degenerate sociopath. Too bad Biden is a senile degenerate psychopath with a whole host of dangerous degenerate psychopaths behind him (John “The Insane Warmonger” Bolton, Victoria “Cookies” Nuland, “Bonehead” Blinken anyone? Elliot Abrams, for Chissake!). Making fun of Trump does nothing to change the horrid road that we are all being forced to take!

    “On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.” H. L. Mencken

  7. These are all true after all, he is the greatestest man who ever lived 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 God Help America!

  8. The “Trump Derangement Syndrome” comments coming from the halfwits are hilarious considering the fact that the Clintons have been bouncing around their empty heads for 30 years.

  9. I enjoyed these and found my FAVORITE was the photo of The photographer taking the mugshot.
    I can’t help but feel sorry for his family, being a part of his ongoing humiliation, and yet being EXPECTED to SUPPORT him. I’d be changing my last name.

  10. Trump is simply a manifestation of the shear stupidity of the American political system. Your country has no future.

  11. The sky is falling…..quick , someone call MAGA JESUS…….before he goes to prison.
    Republicans love the smell of sand.

  12. Southwest history teaches that all defenders of the Alamo were killed in the battle. If only!

  13. We are to see the humor here; no harm, unless it’s self inflicted. Unlike the joke that currently resides in the White House

  14. Trump is amazing! All these accomplishments! What has Joey done beside “allegedly” excepted bribes.

  15. I am sick and tired of all the negativity about President Trump.
    He was a very good president and did a lot of good things for our country that have quickly been destroyed by the true inept idiot in office now with his double inept veep.
    Trump may not be a teddy bear but he at least has not tried to destroy our Democracy and our Constitutional Republic.
    If the Democrats win another term we can forget our democracy and gripe about the consequences of Socialism.
    Bring Trump back so I can afford to buy groceries again and get in my car to go on trips.
    He will also close the borders and deport the illegals.

  16. A bit of cognitive dissonance in some of the comments. It’s very difficult to get people to admit they drank the koolaid.

  17. “Trump may not be a teddy bear but he at least has not tried to destroy our Democracy and our Constitutional Republic.”

    2/10 Jeez, put a little effort into your trolling – the Cheeto-Colostomy-Bag is counting on you!

  18. * Making fun of Trump does nothing to change the horrid road that we are all being forced to take!(from above)

    Making fun of him is the one thing that gets him unglued. MORE MORE

    Listen to Michael Cohen

  19. instead of bitching about the migrants, why not find something useful for them to do? like finding and filling all the tunnel on the border??

    like what the Israelis are doing ?

  20. and FAT. if you are worried about Harris becoming President if Biden dies, Who will it be(yet to be determined) When Trump has a heart attack? You think he is healthy? Think again

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