When it comes to toys, there’s something undeniably special about this farting Donald Trump doll. While the concept might seem a bit unconventional at first, this unusual creation have some surprising advantages. For example, it’s a great way to piss off your friends or relatives who can’t shut up about how awesome Trump is.
It’s also a great icebreaker. Imagine this: you’re at a family dinner, and the conversation starts heading into dangerous political territory. You know, that point where Uncle Joe and Aunt Carol are about to reenact the last presidential debate over the mashed potatoes. Suddenly, you pull out your farting Trump doll, press the button, and PHHHTTTTT! Instant icebreaker. The table erupts in laughter, Uncle Joe chokes on his gravy, and Aunt Carol forgets what she was arguing about. Crisis averted. Who knew that a doll with an orange combover and a mischievous flatulence function could bring so much peace to the family?
This Farting Trump doll measure 10.5 x 8 x 7 inches. That’s 26.5 x 20 x 17.5 cm for those who don’t understand patriotic units of measurement. It also comes with 7 quotes. Such as “*FART* I’ll make Mexico pay for that one too!” or “Take this, Putin: *FART*”. Who needs a comedian when you’ve got a doll that does all the heavy lifting (and gas passing) for you?
If you are ready to spend your money on dumb stuff, you can get farting Donald Trump doll on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
“We’ll have the new health insurance plan in two weeks. Fart”
“No one is better at farting than me”
Who farted?
The YouTube video of this doll is from 6 years ago.
Now do Slow Joe.
Can’t do Slow Joe. Where the Donald doll farts, Joe sharts.
1) Never trust a fart
2) Never waste an erection
3) Stop spending our inheritance on useless wars
If this thing farted out of it’s mouth it would be more authentic.