Still have some extra cash left after spending stupid amounts of money on dehydrated water in a can? Consider bringing your threats to fruition by literally opening up a can of whoop ass on somebody! This thing comes with a highly detailed and informative label complete and a list on ingredients that include “large caliber bullets” and “napalm”.
Have you ever thought about the daily struggles of a T-Rex? Life is tough when your arms are so tiny, but head is so huge. Featured below are some of our favorite moments from Hugh Murphy’s book trilogy: T-Rex Trying, T-Rex Trying And Trying, and T-Rex Tries Again. Scroll down and appreciate your beautiful, long arms!
The owner of a severely overweight cat that many have dubbed the world’s fattest cat is facing accusations of animal cruelty for allowing her pet to get so big. Lyznia The Cat, an Instafamous feline whose adorable face and unenviable figure have earned it thousands of followers on the popular social network, recently landed her owner in hot water. After photos of the obese cat started doing the rounds online, her owner started receiving criticism for overfeeding her pet and not caring about her wellbeing. However, the owner has since hit back at her critics, saying that Lyznia has been having weight problems ever since she first became pregnant a few years ago.
From nasty décor and filthy interiors to prison-like rooms and “holy cow, what’s that thing,” these property photos are quality nightmare material. Thanks to the Instagram account called @TerribleRealEstatePhotos, which celebrates “low standards and a lack of attention to detail”, we now know how not to sell a property.
Have you ever wanted a gift that just screamed “OMG, I’ve severed an artery! Am I about to hit the end game at life?” You have? Really? How about a bath mat that makes it look like you just walked through a crime scene? That should do it! Meet the Bloody Bath Mat! The color changing bath mat that becomes bloody red when it gets wet.
Jana Miller has been collecting and processing bones and other things of nature for 35 years. She has been making bone and teeth jewelry since the 1980s. After becoming unemployed during the 2008 recession, she decided to open Bone Lust Etsy store. Since then she has sold thousands of pieces of jewelry to customers all around the world. Would you buy and wear something like this, or is it just too creepy? Let us know in the comments!
Featured below are some of the best examples from Andy Riley’s hilariously dark and twisted book series about bunnies that are tirelessly trying to kill themselves: The Book of Bunny Suicides, The Return of The Bunny Suicides, and Dawn of The Bunny Suicides. In case you’re easily offended, you probably shouldn’t scroll down.
Everyone seems to think that unicorns are awesome, magical creatures that bring only joy and happiness. Actually it’s not true at all. Unicorns are jerks! This coloring book proves it once and for all.
We could grow them ourselves for free, but this looks more fun. Did you run right out and purchase that amazing hairy chest swimsuit we told you about some time ago? Have you been sporting it at the pool all summer, much to everyone’s horror and disgust? Well, we have excellent news for those of you looking to build a hairy wardrobe. You can now get every woman’s most treasured clothing item in a sexy, hirsute style!
Warning: these failed panorama dog photo monsters will fuel your nightmares for weeks. Also check out Part 2 and Part 1 (at your own risk)!
All hail and worship the great deity that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Drain your wet noodle sustenance provided by his holiness with this arcane artefact, made in the one true god’s image, the Spaghetti Monster Drainer! This comedic colander is a fun design inspired by the satirical social movement of Pastafarianism that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism.
You’ve seen the memes, now see the whole collection! My Little Occult Book Club by Steven Rhodes features the funniest of his paranormal fakes – including “Caring For Your Hell Hound” and “Necromancy For Beginners” – characterized by deviously cheerful illustrations with a 1970s vibe.
Thanks to 3D printers going mainstream, more and more awesome things are popping up around the internet. We already featured T-Rex arms for chickens, now it’s time to meet Rémy Vicarini who likes to make tiny helmets for his cat.
Etsy user Retrogimmick makes absurd action figures and packaging inspired by TV shows, movies, and memes. Scroll down to see some of his finest work.
This kind of high-quality relevant content is exactly the reason why Al Gore invented the internet back in the 1980s. Enjoy!
