Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Book

Everyone seems to think that unicorns are awesome, magical creatures that bring only joy and happiness. Actually it’s not true at all. Unicorns are jerks! This coloring book proves it once and for all.

Unicorns hog your fries.

Unicorns are jerks.

Unicorns are annoying.

Unicorns dine and dash.

Don't watch movies with unicorns.

Unicorns are evil jerks.

Unicorns do this all the time.


Don't travel with unicorns.

Unicorns never leave.

Unicorns are pure evil.

Unicorns are jerks.

If you enjoyed the cold, hard truth about unicorns, you can get this book on Amazon.

6 thoughts on “Unicorns Are Jerks Coloring Book”

  1. 1. How did the unicorn put on all those clothes and accessories with only hooves to use?
    2. I thought unicorn farts smelled like chocolate chip cookies baking. Have I been lied to?
    3. In our household, only those with XX chromosomes are capable of changing the toilet roll.


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