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Man Posts Brilliant Puns And Dad Jokes On a Community Road Sign

September 12, 2019 by A B

Vince Rozmiarek is the king of puns. For the past 6 years, he has been posting brilliant dad jokes on the outdoor message board of the Indian Hills Community Center in Indian Hills, Colorado. He volunteers at the center and manages the roadside sign that stands along the only highway in the town of about 1,000 people. You’d think that with such a remote location and small audience, his play-on-words would go largely unnoticed; but with the help of social media, Rozmiarek’s platform has made folks across the world appreciate his sense of humor.

Pulsing Umbilical Cord iPhone Charger by Japanese Designer Mio Izawa

September 11, 2019 by A B

This iPhone charger is made to look like an umbilical cord and it even moves and pulsates when you plug it in. You can buy it on Etsy (if you have more money than sense). Did we mention it costs almost $6,000? Weird art is expensive.

New Words That You Should Add To Your Vocabulary

September 10, 2019 by A B

When languages evolve, it’s essential that scholars and dictionaries and vocabularies keep up. Here are some 20+ new words that we all should start using.

Hilarious Dog Snapchats

September 7, 2019 by A B

You know what’s better than a human with an animal filter – a dog with no filter. Scroll down to see for yourself!

Trump Shows a Fake Hurricane Map Altered With a Sharpie, Inspires Hilarious Reactions

September 1, 2020September 6, 2019 by A B

Donald Trump is making headlines once again. The newest scandal to rock the Presidency has everything to do with the idea that just because you draw on something with a marker pen, it doesn’t change reality. When Trump showed off a predictive National Hurricane Center map, it looked like it was drawn on with a Sharpie in one place. Trump insisted that hurricane Dorian had a “95% chance” of hitting Alabama, even though the National Weather Service denied it. And, boy, did the internet love where this was going…

BF Sees How Far He Can Take Parading Engagement Ring In Front Of His GF Without Her Noticing

September 4, 2019 by A B

This is one of those stories they’ll be telling their grandkids over and over again. When Edi Okoro decided that his girlfriend Cally Read was the one, he bought a ring and started looking for the right moment to pop the big question. So he waited. And waited. And waited… Eventually, Edi wanted to have a little fun with it. He decided to see how far he can go parading the engagement ring right in front of Cally without her noticing it (spoiler: pretty far). He even documented the daring challenge in photos!

Dogs That Managed To Fall Asleep In Hilariously Awkward Positions

September 3, 2019September 3, 2019 by A B

This list celebrates the weird and wonderful ways that dogs choose to snooze. From squoosh-face siestas to nonchalant naps, these pups just don’t give a damn!

The Funniest British EU Supporter Signs

September 2, 2019 by A B

We’ve previously featured Hilarious British Anti-Trump Signs by brilliant Brits with an excellent sense of humor. Now it’s time to take a look at UK citizens who doesn’t think that leaving EU is such a good idea…

A Group Of Czech Students Recreate Weird Scenes From Medieval Books

March 8, 2020September 1, 2019 by A B

If you’ve been closely following this site, you know that we love medieval drawings. We’ve previously featured People Not Caring About Getting Stabbed, Cats Licking Butts, and Ugly Medieval Cat Paintings. Featured below is another hilariously weird medieval-themed gallery. This time a group of Czech students decided to recreate medieval drawings and the result is brilliant.

Neckties For Cats? That’s Totally a Thing.

September 1, 2019 by A B

Apparently you can find these gems all over Amazon and Etsy. Perfect for a cat that attends business meetings or is planning to start his own company.

This Mailing Service Lets You Send a Message On a Potato

September 1, 2019 by A B

Forget about texts and emails. When you want a message delivered with speed and reliability, this potato message mailing service is the way to go! Each 5″ Idaho potato can be customized with a short 135 character message of your choosing. Scroll down to see some of the funniest examples!

Sean Connery Rocked a Scarlet Mankini In 1974 Sci-Fi Movie “Zardoz”

November 17, 2019August 31, 2019 by A B

Zardoz (1974) is definitely one of the weirdest movies ever made. Set in the year 2293 on a post-apocalyptic Earth, Zardoz is a science fiction film written, produced and directed by John Boorman and stars Sean Connery in the main role as Zed, who dressed in a scarlet mankini, his plaited ponytail flowing in the breeze, escapes the thrall of the Eternals and smashes their regime.

This Couple Has The Most Unusual Horrifying Engagement Photoshoot Ever

April 4, 2022August 29, 2019 by A B

People love to commemorate special occasions with beautiful photoshoots. It helps to share their special moments with important people and also creates a memento that will last for years. And while most of them turn to Pinterest to search for ideas before they book a photographer, some of them come up with their own weird ideas…

Battle Of The Bulge: Rock Stars in Tight Pants In The 1960s And 1970s

April 23, 2020August 28, 2019 by A B

It’s well known that tight trousers have a long history in rock and pop music stretching all the way back and front to the 1950s when Elvis Presley first unleashed his “Hound Dog” on national television. Within weeks, it seemed as if every singer was wearing a pair of strides one size too small leaving many broadcasters to shoot these performers from the waist up so as not to offend the less fashionable viewers at home. For some, what God had provided wasn’t enough and their trousers were often padded with socks or cucumbers…

People Sharing The Most Embarrassing Moments Of Their Lives

August 27, 2019 by A B

Whether it’s accidentally mistaking a random car for a taxi or crashing someone’s wedding, we’ve all made a complete fool out of ourselves at some point in our lives. And that’s why you should stop beating yourself about yours. When Twitter user Andy Ryan posted his most embarrassing story, people immediately started responding to it with their own cringeworthy memories. Scroll down to see the best ones!