Medieval manuscripts were the imageboards of their day, full of murderous illustrations, however for some strange reason many people look as if they were bored with life anyway and their killer did them a service. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of medieval art where people are getting stabbed but just don’t give a damn.
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The first one’s all “Whatda ya talkin’ about?”
The rest are all “It’s only a flesh wound”
Most of the victims seem pretty stoic about the whole thing. I would be screaming in pain.
some obvious photoshop attempts there
Huh. Even the folks holding weapons don’t seem particularly angry or otherwise emotional.
@Anonymous
Yeah, Photoshop was pretty primitive back then.
Meh was what came to mind 😂
Things like emotional facial expressions were not a part of western art until the Renaissance, coming in along with other realisms such as perspective, proportion and lighting directions. Anyway, not all of these images are Medieval.
“Gonna stab you in the eye with a foreign object”
And what’s up him hammering a spike into someone’s foot? It hurts, sure, but the chest or belly is more lethal
Dr. Doom: It’s a precursor to our modern-day “Barefoot Lego” torture. They just didn’t have the vacuum-mold technology yet.
Piero, don’t be pedantic. We come here for amusement, not for lectures.
“Ugh, I’ve been stabbed for the third time this week!”
Smiley deaths
#1 reminds me of Enter the Ninja.
Anonymous, :D :D I’m sorry I couldn’t help myself!!
12 ain’t scared cuz she has a safe word.
Damn 😂😂😂
Holly shit! 😂😁
Back when men were tough enough to take a sword to the neck or gut and then go about their day. Not pitch a fit because their latte isn’t warm enough or internet access is slow.
This really is a sad and useless repeat of a previous post. At least vary the pictures somewhat next time!