Medieval manuscripts were the imageboards of their day, full of murderous illustrations, however for some strange reason many people look as if they were bored with life anyway and their killer did them a service. Scroll down to see the funniest examples of medieval art where people are getting stabbed but just don’t give a damn.
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The face of the stabber in Pic #10!
Some of these artists could only do one face.
Now days they do it with the internet , so don’t have to look at you while doing it
A lot of these look like the swords/knives have been drawn in later by another artist.
Bad artists and painters being influenced to show stoicism in death because it advances the word of God (all gods).
Hi, it’s me, “The Phantom.” Let’s get back to lame human rights and “Geneva Act” and UN. They’re all lousy. Lousy, I tell ya. We need to get back to the days where you could execute hundreds of Saracens for sitting on the Holy Land and be declared a saint. And then get stabbed while smiling. Them’s were the days. These days when you go around trying to mow down people in a church, it’s all “GENEVA ACT!”
It’s because of the low grade drawing skill
They can’t be Photoshopped as Photoshop hadn’t been invented back then.
Maybe the swords are metaphors.
where is the 1st one from
Priest with the knife in his head is St. Peter of Verona, the woman with the sword through her neck is St. Lucy, and the bishop with the four soldiers stabbing him in the head while he is kneeling at prayer is St. Thomas a Becket.
Not 100% sure on the rest.
The first one is Reinmar von Brennenberg. Been trying to find the source for months and just did. :)
Perhaps it is a celebration of the person, and showing the manner in which they died. Spanning time. Like dude was a pleasant chap, but he got stabbed.
OMFG This made my day! Thanks for all the wonderful comments. St. Abbey Stabby. Love that one! It is Art, for Art’s Sake!
this is messed up
Can I get these pics framed… or only on canvas?
The second one looks like a medieval version of the “Guess I’ll die” meme XD
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They simply do not care do they
I feel like the swords and knives are just held in a way that it looks like people are stabbing each other
And also it looks like the guy getting stabbed in the last pic is doing some sort of weird dance.
“Look at that. I’ve been impaled.”
The final one is king eglon being killed by Ehud. See Judges 3
These guys are too busy praying to be worried that they are freaking getting stabbed by claymores and daggers
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