The Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes: Remembering The Stable Genius

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Are you looking for the stupid, dumb, funny, and the most absurd things the great chairman Donald Trump have ever said? Well, you have come to the right place, because he has been an endless source of idiocy trough the years and we have plenty to share.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10."

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

"My wife says I'm the biggest star in the world. But she might just be saying that because she's intelligent."

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald."

"I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."

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