15 Dumbest Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes

Jean-Claude Van Damme, a well renowned an inspiring Belgian martial artist, actor and director. Even more than that: he’s an author of these extremely deep thoughts. Scroll down to read them all!

"A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life."


"In the year 3000 people are going to speak with soundwaves. Don't think i'm crazy, the whales do it. Dolphins too."

"Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, but you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain"

"I love animals. I have nine dogs and a kitty. My biggest orgasm - not in a sexual way - is to walk with my dogs on the beach."

 "Obviously I've taken drugs."

"When I walk across my living room from my chimney to the window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second and for oxygen zero seconds!"

"My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework."

"Showing myself nude from behind doesn't pose any problems, but from the front that's another story. I don't want to lose all my fans!"

"If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up."

"I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables."

"In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama."

"If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing."

"I'm one of the most sensitive human beings on Earth - and I know it."

"I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall from the sky. And all the planes too."

"I now truly believe it is impossible for me to make a bad movie."



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  1. J. Stoltenberg April 18, 2019

    Yeah …

  2. Jean Claude Lerdammer April 18, 2019

    These can’t be true… wait… are they? CHRIST this man is an empty jar… And what about his wife?

  3. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    Jean-Claude Van Dumb

  4. Magritte's Hat April 18, 2019

    People people! Mr. Van Damme is just putting in words what the great Belgian Surrealists have put on canvas for the last 100 years! It’s fun to look at..if a little unnerving. ;-)

  5. Thom April 18, 2019

    I’d like to see all you trolls tell him your thoughts to his face.

  6. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    He’s totally correct about that air thing! I mean, the ocean is decreasing, too, and now all the whales are being squeezed out like giant water weenies. That’s why we sometimes see them laying on the grass in the middle of the forest. That’s what Jean Claude Van Damme told me.

  7. Anonymous April 18, 2019

    OOOH THOM!!! You are so MANLY!!! (for a little puss)

  8. WeinerDog April 18, 2019

    The one about calling the psychic is spot on?

  9. Garrinn April 19, 2019

    There is a nerd inside this strange looking head.. the air thing for a.. uuhh.. I assume little educated person, is absolutely right (about the bird and airplanes).. and perhaps not so obvious for the less educated ones. Air is not so different from water, you can “swim” in it.
    But of cause the sound wave thing is hilarious.. all sounds are build up on carries with some material, air, water etc..

  10. Rayan April 19, 2019

    15 Greatest Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes

  11. Anonymous April 19, 2019

    Ah he is just making small talk
    I think.he.sounds.nice!

  12. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    I just don’t know what to say.

  13. Oops I did it again April 23, 2019

    This man high as hell

  14. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    The Belgian Yogi Berra.

  15. Anonymous July 13, 2019

    funny how people are thinking these are legit quotes, and not just made up by a random person on a meme generator

  16. Anonymous July 28, 2019

    They’re not made up. And he has said far stranger things in French.

  17. Anonymous August 6, 2019

    And this person is sane .. . . . . .

  18. Jack D August 20, 2019

    Sounds more like he’s got bad english + he is screwing with interviewer. Most of quotes are so stupid so I just think it’s his humor.

  19. Peter Morua September 3, 2019

    what he says is right , just accept it.,

  20. Anonymous November 17, 2019

    Your average Belgian person. Not the brightest people around…

  21. Wilfriet January 2, 2020

    Belgians indeed have a reputation not to be too bright, but this guy shouldn’t be allowed to repreduce himself. Otherwise it might become a national (mental) health issue.

  22. He Who Must Not Be Named March 3, 2020

    this is honestly hilarious

  23. M Tal May 7, 2020

    Even Donald Trump would say “Christ”…

  24. ILoveDonaldTrump July 20, 2020

    Belgians have a reputation not to be too bright…says the man coming from a country whose President is the laughing stock of the world

  25. Gerry July 24, 2020

    When he said “Air is a little like my brain”, he may actually be speaking some sense. I saw a television interview he did and he didn’t come across as the sharpest tool in the box. Whoever his manager is, that person was pretty smart to get this guy into well-paid movies (and no doubt earn a juicy commission along the way).

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