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15 Dumbest Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes

April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 by SadAndUseless.com

Jean-Claude Van Damme, a well renowned an inspiring Belgian martial artist, actor and director. Even more than that: he’s an author of these extremely deep thoughts. Scroll down to read them all!

"A cookie has no soul, it's just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs. And in eggs there's the potential for life."

"In the year 3000 people are going to speak with soundwaves. Don't think i'm crazy, the whales do it. Dolphins too."

"Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, but you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain"

"I love animals. I have nine dogs and a kitty. My biggest orgasm - not in a sexual way - is to walk with my dogs on the beach."

 "Obviously I've taken drugs."

"When I walk across my living room from my chimney to the window, it takes me 10 seconds, but for a bird it takes one second and for oxygen zero seconds!"

"My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework."

"Showing myself nude from behind doesn't pose any problems, but from the front that's another story. I don't want to lose all my fans!"

"If you phone a psychic and she doesn't answer the phone before it rings, hang up."

"I'm fast, why? Because I eat vegetables."

"In an action film you act in the action. If it's a dramatic film you act in the drama."

"If you work with a jackhammer during an earthquake, stop, otherwise you are working for nothing."

"I'm one of the most sensitive human beings on Earth - and I know it."

"I am fascinated by air. If you remove the air from the sky, all the birds would fall from the sky. And all the planes too."

"I now truly believe it is impossible for me to make a bad movie."

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