The Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes: Remembering The Stable Genius

Are you looking for the stupid, dumb, funny, and the most absurd things the great chairman Donald Trump have ever said? Well, you have come to the right place, because he has been an endless source of idiocy trough the years and we have plenty to share.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."


"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10."

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

"My wife says I'm the biggest star in the world. But she might just be saying that because she's intelligent."

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald."

"I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."

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  1. Anonymous November 16, 2020

    America First and not trump first. Let president-elect Biden and vice-president Harris do their jobs and don’t behave like a four year old child. It is very bad for America waiting for a jerk who can’t stand losing.

  2. Anonymous November 23, 2020

    Im honestly surprised that he manages to get any election votes when he behaves like a 2 year old, constantly throwing tantrums when he doesnt get his way.

  3. Anonymous December 6, 2020

    Trump cannot on his own put enough words together to verbalize a coherent cogent thought. The fact that he has said such stupid irrational things tells me that he has either 1) hired 5year olds to load his teleprompter with these juvenile comments which he often claims are from his own gut or 2) does not have the intelligence to actually be able to read and then say the words on his teleprompter, so he makes it up as he goes along or 3) he has a filling in one of his molars that is picking up some right wing nut job radio station broadcasting alien invasion theories or government conspiracy theories and when he opens his mouth the molar acts like a small speaker so that when his cake hole gob is open the cavity that is his mouth and the empty cavern that is his brain echos the radio station broadcast which is then picked-up by the microphone he is gazing lovingly at and heard by his drooling throng of likewise empty-headed crazed followers.

  4. Anonymous December 11, 2020

    I cant believe some people are bwlieving these out of context phrases. do you realize people set him up to say 9/10 of those things?!

  5. Anonymous December 12, 2020


  6. bob adams December 19, 2020

    he is sure to do something stupid or dangerous in the few days he has left in office.

  7. Anonymous December 21, 2020

    Somebody should send a lot of prostitutes to the white house to entertain him, so he has no time left to do harmful things like thinking…….. and signing documents or even start more lawsuits to block President Elect Biden being president the 20th of January.

  8. Anonymous December 21, 2020

    He needs to be removed from the White House and committed to the nearest nut house until such time that it is deemed safe to put back into the community.

  9. Anonymous December 21, 2020

    And the nut house should be painted white to give him the idea he is still in the white house and president of the united nuts.

  10. Anonymous December 26, 2020


  11. James L Daniels December 26, 2020

    SAD IS THE MOST APPROPRIATE WORD for donnie (little d ) “Fredo Corleone ” trump,

  12. Wags December 31, 2020

    Just a joke and so is his family.

  13. wondering how January 1, 2021

    Trump…like a snowman, melting away until he is disappeared on January 20th.

  14. wondering how January 5, 2021

    The snowman melted for 50% by now.

  15. wondering how January 6, 2021

    senate georgia…….49 over50. The snowman is melting……….

  16. wondering how January 7, 2021

    No tweets for a while………..Snowman is melting………45% snow, 55% water and no brains.

  17. Anonymous January 8, 2021

    A disgrace to humanity and to the American people when he is in he’ll maybe him Hitler and Manson can team up

  18. Anonymous January 8, 2021

    Manson and Hitler are dead. For teaming up he must die.

  19. Anonymous January 12, 2021

    No tweets because he was kicked off of Twitter lol

  20. wondering how January 13, 2021

    we can put the snowman on fire.

  21. Anonymous January 13, 2021

    “I only say very nice things”. (after being asked about inciting the crowd to storm and riot at the Capitol. He also asked Mike Pence if he was a patriot or a pu%*y when they had their first conversation after the siege on the Capitol.)

  22. wondering how January 14, 2021

    far the snowman is melted, after the second impeachment is a fact in the house. Another 15 %?
    Let us say 30% left of the snowman.

  23. Angela January 16, 2021

    Trump and his cult are Making America A Shithole country. The GOP now stands for Gaslighters of the Patriarchy.

  24. Anonymous March 1, 2021


  25. Anonymous March 1, 2021

    Trump is the best leader the world has ever known

  26. Anonymous March 1, 2021

    Trump 2024!

  27. Old man # 777 April 4, 2021

    Trump is the cesspool leader of fecal matter domestic terrorists. Intelligence is not a trait Trump has. Trump is the laughing stock of the world

  28. Troi August 12, 2021

    The twice impeached one term loser
    is dumber than a potted plant, which makes his supporters potting soil.

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