The Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes: Remembering The Stable Genius

Are you looking for the stupid, dumb, funny, and the most absurd things the great chairman Donald Trump have ever said? Well, you have come to the right place, because he has been an endless source of idiocy trough the years and we have plenty to share.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"it really doesn't matter what the media write as long as you've got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10."

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

"My wife says I'm the biggest star in the world. But she might just be saying that because she's intelligent."

"I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke."

"The worst thing a man can do is go bald. Never let yourself go bald."

"I think I am actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."

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279 thoughts on “The Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes: Remembering The Stable Genius”

  1. America First and not trump first. Let president-elect Biden and vice-president Harris do their jobs and don’t behave like a four year old child. It is very bad for America waiting for a jerk who can’t stand losing.

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  2. Im honestly surprised that he manages to get any election votes when he behaves like a 2 year old, constantly throwing tantrums when he doesnt get his way.

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  3. Trump cannot on his own put enough words together to verbalize a coherent cogent thought. The fact that he has said such stupid irrational things tells me that he has either 1) hired 5year olds to load his teleprompter with these juvenile comments which he often claims are from his own gut or 2) does not have the intelligence to actually be able to read and then say the words on his teleprompter, so he makes it up as he goes along or 3) he has a filling in one of his molars that is picking up some right wing nut job radio station broadcasting alien invasion theories or government conspiracy theories and when he opens his mouth the molar acts like a small speaker so that when his cake hole gob is open the cavity that is his mouth and the empty cavern that is his brain echos the radio station broadcast which is then picked-up by the microphone he is gazing lovingly at and heard by his drooling throng of likewise empty-headed crazed followers.

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  4. I cant believe some people are bwlieving these out of context phrases. do you realize people set him up to say 9/10 of those things?!

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  5. Somebody should send a lot of prostitutes to the white house to entertain him, so he has no time left to do harmful things like thinking…….. and signing documents or even start more lawsuits to block President Elect Biden being president the 20th of January.

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  6. He needs to be removed from the White House and committed to the nearest nut house until such time that it is deemed safe to put back into the community.

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  7. And the nut house should be painted white to give him the idea he is still in the white house and president of the united nuts.

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  8. No tweets for a while………..Snowman is melting………45% snow, 55% water and no brains.

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  9. A disgrace to humanity and to the American people when he is in he’ll maybe him Hitler and Manson can team up

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  10. “I only say very nice things”. (after being asked about inciting the crowd to storm and riot at the Capitol. He also asked Mike Pence if he was a patriot or a pu%*y when they had their first conversation after the siege on the Capitol.)

  11. far the snowman is melted, after the second impeachment is a fact in the house. Another 15 %?
    Let us say 30% left of the snowman.

  12. Trump and his cult are Making America A Shithole country. The GOP now stands for Gaslighters of the Patriarchy.

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  13. Trump is the cesspool leader of fecal matter domestic terrorists. Intelligence is not a trait Trump has. Trump is the laughing stock of the world

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  14. The twice impeached one term loser
    is dumber than a potted plant, which makes his supporters potting soil.

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  15. Trump is still the worst thing that’s happened for this country. Anyone who can’t see that is a moron.

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