15 Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes

We’ve previously featured Stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes and Borderline Insane Kanye West Quotes, but they’ve got nothing compared to the great chairman himself: the brilliant Donald Trump.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."


"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

On the Mueller Investigation "So they’re investigating something that never happened."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."



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  1. Anonymous June 8, 2020

    How is he still in charge of our country!

  2. Bob June 8, 2020

    Trump is not the problem. It’s the people that still support him!!!

  3. Anonymous June 12, 2020

    Love my president, good luck to all in the election

  4. An American June 12, 2020

    Total incompetent idiot who has divided our Country to the core and has made us loose at least 100 years of progress towards tolerance and humanity. All gone. Make America Hate Again! #gethimout

  5. Anonymous June 13, 2020

    He isn’t even a simple minded micro manager. Lock him up.

  6. Rich C. June 14, 2020

    The man is a walking talking clusterf***! I find it very hard to look at his supporters & not think that these morons are as dumb as those who supported Hitler! The American Nazi Party (used to called Republican) is ruining America one day at a time. He has no prefrontal cortex judging by his idiotic psychopathy. A total whack-job like most of his racist supporters.

  7. Anonymous June 17, 2020

    He sucks

  8. Jonh B. June 18, 2020

    After reading some pieces of Bolton stories it could be concluded. He is a criminal and belongs in another place but the white house.

  9. Anonymous June 18, 2020

    Should be nominated for best comedy act of the decade

  10. JKOMERATH@aol.com June 20, 2020


  11. Anonymous June 20, 2020

    lunatc asylm is the right place,but he needs something harder

  12. John June 21, 2020

    Trump is the best president since Kennedy. Seems for some people these quotes are too high to understand. What the profane does not understand, he mocks.

  13. Neverred June 22, 2020


    John are you being sarcastic? trump=Kennedy comment makes me think so, but then “What the profane (strongly impolite, rude, or offensive) does not understand, he mocks”, makes me think you aren’t or else you would realize that the profane is trump’s words. But that is okay I guess because in 4 short years he has turned America from a world class country into a “shithole”.

  14. Anonymous June 24, 2020

    He would have to improve substantially just to become totally worthless.

  15. corona lady June 25, 2020

    121979 deaths, trump is a murderer.

  16. Anonymous June 25, 2020

    Makes you wonder about nature or nurture… could it really be genetic? Or did the doctor step on baby Donald after the nurse dropped the slippery little sucker on the floor? Whatever happened to his brain, it must’ve been brutal.

  17. Vet June 25, 2020

    The people who still support Rump must be very racist obviously.

  18. Ken Davis June 26, 2020

    Like a 9-year old in a school yard, calling people names. I’ve got one for him “Don the Con”.
    Perhaps too kind.

  19. Jim Faris June 28, 2020

    I’m a conservative republican but I don’t think Trump is fit to lead this country. Having said that, I look at some of these comments obviously made by liberals (socialists) & it begs the question, how are they stupid enough to embrace the liberal policies of the Democrats? Duh, my morals are too high to be a liberal.

  20. Hup Holland June 29, 2020

    @ Jim Farris. Your morals are too spupid to think. And liberal does not mean Communist or socialist. Your brain is just too small. Your country is just, and nothing more, than a rich third world country. And tRump is the joke of the year.

  21. Robert Tressel June 30, 2020

    Conservatives – they con you serve

  22. somone June 30, 2020

    Trump says to not where masks!!!

  23. Anonymous June 30, 2020

    Evict Rump And first Ramp

  24. Anonymous July 1, 2020

    We are so happy, he is gonna loose.

  25. Robert Tressel July 1, 2020

    Policy by prime-time

  26. Anonymous July 3, 2020

    Trump will be defined in history as just another fascist moron who caused more damage than good and the cost to humanity will be forgotten in time, just as the crimes of past political criminals have faded in time, when will we ever learn? WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN?

  27. Anonymous July 3, 2020

    Trump is a racist, sexist idiot. He’s acting like COVID-19 isn’t killing people, but IT IS. He thinks climate change isn’t real. Next he’s gonna say the Earth is flat. He’s a greedy money obsessed moron. He doesn’t realize that we need to end climate change, and control corona or else there’s no point in money cause we’re all be dead.

  28. Capt Lon July 5, 2020

    My personal favorite is Trump thinking an F-35 Being invisible on radar actually meant it was invisible if you were standing next to it. Him going on an on about how you can’t fight something invisible while the people behind him we’re doing their best from laughing at how dumb he sounded. Must be that bigly brain on adderral

  29. Anonymous July 6, 2020

    O, my God……..we live in a Shithole country, made by Trump!

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