15 Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes

We’ve previously featured Stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes and Borderline Insane Kanye West Quotes, but they’ve got nothing compared to the great chairman himself: the brilliant Donald Trump.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."


"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

On the Mueller Investigation "So they’re investigating something that never happened."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."



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  1. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    That’s Mister President Donald Trump.

  2. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    What have we done, putting this man-baby in a place of power

  3. Hugh Joergen April 22, 2019

    A guy who has never done an honest day’s work in his life thinks he knows how the world works. I bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s bottom.

  4. Anonymous April 22, 2019


  5. Koizoh Rível April 22, 2019

    Everything in this creature is simply disgusting. But that is OK. The 21st century is home and sanctuary of underachievers. They are everywhere, supported, elected and defended by those just like them. If I may adapt a line from “Amadeus”: All hail the mediocre – for they found their patron saint.

  6. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    He’s a poor excuse for a human being – actually he doesn’t seem human to me at all.!

  7. GS April 22, 2019

    He was a rich kid whose family could buy him an education and keep him from serving in the armed forces… He was brought up with a sense of entitlement and thinks he’s above the law..

  8. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    Greatest US president since Nixon

  9. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    The only thing long about him is his Pinocchio 🤥 nose! Lying bastard

  10. safetyguy April 23, 2019

    Every item above is smarter than anything that drooled Obama’s trap.

  11. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    The quote about the Mueller investigation is correct.

  12. BigB April 23, 2019

    *Says someone who doesn’t know what’s actually in the Mueller report.

  13. BigB April 23, 2019

    Old classics by Trump and Zap Brannigan.

  14. Got TDS? April 23, 2019

    Oh look at the TARDS!

  15. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    Could somebody teach him to put fake tan on properly?

  16. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Elect a clown
    Expect a circus.

  17. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Some are quite brilliant! Why is everyone knocking him?

  18. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Oh no, the Mexicans are bringing criminals, but even worse… GOOD PEOPLE!! That would mess up EVERYTHING!!! We’ve worked so hard to ignore the GOOD PEOPLE! :P

  19. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Trump is a walking talking embarrassment and a blight on what it means to be an American president.

  20. Anonymous April 25, 2019

    Smart enough to become a millionaire, reduce unemployment to record lows, bring back American jobs, reopen factories and push for things to be made and bought in America, donate his presidential salary, put American citizens first by trying to give us jobs and protect us from the economic burden of mass illegal migration and unchecked migration of those from risky, terrorist-ridden countries. Yeah, he really sucks…

  21. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    Pride, greed, lust, gluttony, wrath, envy, sloth: the Evangelicals are in love with a man who seems to be able to put many many check marks after each of the seven deadly sins.

  22. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    “Pride, greed, lust, gluttony…”

    Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.

    There is no one who is perfect, and I have not been alive long enough to see a perfect person become president of the USA. You must look at the individual as a whole and weigh all their pros and cons to get the bigger picture, not pick away at every single mistake or flaw you see just because you don’t like them. You must judge for yourself the character of a person through the facts you know, and not judge a person through the biased opinions of others busily filling your mind with how they want you to perceive an individual.

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