15 Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes

We’ve previously featured Stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes and Borderline Insane Kanye West Quotes, but they’ve got nothing compared to the great chairman himself: the brilliant Donald Trump.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."

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"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

On the Mueller Investigation "So they’re investigating something that never happened."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."

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  1. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    That’s Mister President Donald Trump.
    Hahahahahaaaaa!!

  2. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    What have we done, putting this man-baby in a place of power

  3. Hugh Joergen April 22, 2019

    A guy who has never done an honest day’s work in his life thinks he knows how the world works. I bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s bottom.

  4. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    Disgusting!!!!

  5. Koizoh Rível April 22, 2019

    Everything in this creature is simply disgusting. But that is OK. The 21st century is home and sanctuary of underachievers. They are everywhere, supported, elected and defended by those just like them. If I may adapt a line from “Amadeus”: All hail the mediocre – for they found their patron saint.

  6. Anonymous April 22, 2019

    He’s a poor excuse for a human being – actually he doesn’t seem human to me at all.!

  7. GS April 22, 2019

    He was a rich kid whose family could buy him an education and keep him from serving in the armed forces… He was brought up with a sense of entitlement and thinks he’s above the law..

  8. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    Greatest US president since Nixon

  9. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    The only thing long about him is his Pinocchio 🤥 nose! Lying bastard

  10. safetyguy April 23, 2019

    Every item above is smarter than anything that drooled Obama’s trap.

  11. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    The quote about the Mueller investigation is correct.

  12. BigB April 23, 2019

    *Says someone who doesn’t know what’s actually in the Mueller report.

  13. BigB April 23, 2019

    Old classics by Trump and Zap Brannigan.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=406KqNDgKuI

  14. Got TDS? April 23, 2019

    Oh look at the TARDS!
    Trump
    Acceptance
    Resistance
    Disorder

  15. Anonymous April 23, 2019

    Could somebody teach him to put fake tan on properly?

  16. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Elect a clown
    Expect a circus.

  17. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Some are quite brilliant! Why is everyone knocking him?

  18. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Oh no, the Mexicans are bringing criminals, but even worse… GOOD PEOPLE!! That would mess up EVERYTHING!!! We’ve worked so hard to ignore the GOOD PEOPLE! :P

  19. Anonymous April 24, 2019

    Trump is a walking talking embarrassment and a blight on what it means to be an American president.

  20. Anonymous April 25, 2019

    Smart enough to become a millionaire, reduce unemployment to record lows, bring back American jobs, reopen factories and push for things to be made and bought in America, donate his presidential salary, put American citizens first by trying to give us jobs and protect us from the economic burden of mass illegal migration and unchecked migration of those from risky, terrorist-ridden countries. Yeah, he really sucks…

  21. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    Pride, greed, lust, gluttony, wrath, envy, sloth: the Evangelicals are in love with a man who seems to be able to put many many check marks after each of the seven deadly sins.

  22. Anonymous April 26, 2019

    “Pride, greed, lust, gluttony…”

    Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.

    There is no one who is perfect, and I have not been alive long enough to see a perfect person become president of the USA. You must look at the individual as a whole and weigh all their pros and cons to get the bigger picture, not pick away at every single mistake or flaw you see just because you don’t like them. You must judge for yourself the character of a person through the facts you know, and not judge a person through the biased opinions of others busily filling your mind with how they want you to perceive an individual.

  23. Cat June 10, 2019

    Vile vile vile. Ugh.

  24. Mile June 15, 2019

    He talks and acts just like the movie style ‘mob bosses’ – he’s simply a cynical political opportunist and a narcissistic, egocentric sociopath. Lies and blatant contradictions in excess of 10000 now..

  25. Ray July 12, 2019

    He thinks Mars is near our moon. “Why are we going to the moon and not Mars”. Maybe because it is almost 240 million miles away. Do the math. “Oh I forgot” it’s Trump’s brain doing the math.
    Another: “It’s freezing in New England this winter. “So much for Global Warming!!”
    And after visiting the aftermath of Puerto RIco’s devastating Hurricane “You know
    Puerto Rico is an island and a long ways away!” (I guess he thought all Puerto Rican’s lived in New York City.)
    Latest:
    “American cruise ships must stop going to Cuba!” 3 weeks later, how ironic that 3 Russian war ships then arrived at the Port of Havana and one is a new State-of-the Art “Cruise Missile Killing Machine” capable of destroying most of the major metropolitan areas in Florida which is now America’s 2nd most populated state.
    Trump on our Anatomy:” Our kidneys are an important part of our heart”!
    And on Epstein: “Epstein is a great guy, he loves beautiful women like I do, Just a little younger” (Yes like Junior High School age)
    And on Judge Acosta “Why are they bringing up a ruling from 12 years ago?” ANSWER: Maybe because the girls now are now just in their 20’s!
    “God Help Us All!”
    Now we know why several of his professors said he was the dumbest student that they had ever had during their teaching careers. And he is the “Free Worlds Leader”!!!

  26. Anonymous July 12, 2019

    I’ve been in the same room with him and his Paid Escort (at that time) Sickening!

  27. Anonymous July 13, 2019

    He’s gone bankrupt (3) times, been proven that Trump University is a sham, has run countless businesses into the ground, screwed people that did work for him hundreds (if not thousands of times), paid off prostitutes, cheated on his last (2) wives (and probably his current one), wants to outlaw chain migration (except that’s how Melania got her parents here), is still riding Obama’s economic coattails, but taking credit for it, makes bedfellows out of world dictators, throws a self-aggrandizing, military style July 4th celebration for himself that costs us millions, promised to his base that unlike Obama, he wouldn’t have time for golf (but has golfed more times in 2 years than Obama did in 8 years at our expense at his own resort), is a joke to the rest of the world and the overall economy is not doing nearly as well he claims… so yes… he sucks…

  28. sam July 18, 2019

    Hugh Joergen April 22, 2019
    “A guy who has never done an honest day’s work in his life thinks he knows how the world works. I bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s bottom.”

    I’d be willing to bet that he’s touched a few of those babies bottoms, too… -_- ugly puddle of orange vomit.

  29. Anonymous July 25, 2019

    Breastfeeding moms are disgusting? I am wondering if that is his problem, he wasn’t nursed as a baby. Sad thing is, I think he is getting re-elected. At this point, funny posts about him is the only thing keeping my sanity!

  30. Dan Denver August 24, 2019

    He looks forward (very much) to showing his financials, except he is suing to prevent that. Why?
    If “they are huge” [his horrible grammar] then why hide ‘them’? Anybody who can’t figure that out is dumber than Trump.
    It’s the same reason he threatened to sue any school that released his grades.
    Answer: his grades and his finances are embarrassing. Probably terrible, like his finances from 1986-1995, when he lost over a billion dollars.
    Oh,
    And don’t forget George Washington’s Army “seized the airports”. That proves Trump is stupid and utterly ignorant.

  31. Harry August 26, 2019

    This is missing Airports in 1775, Windmills give you ear cancer, and why can’t we Nuke Hurricane’s

  32. Liz Stamp September 12, 2019

    Approval rating?!! ZERO!! THE US went from being a world leader to the material for all late night jokes GLOBALLY! POS

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