15 Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes

We’ve previously featured Stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes and Borderline Insane Kanye West Quotes, but they’ve got nothing compared to the great chairman himself: the brilliant Donald Trump.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."


"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

On the Mueller Investigation "So they’re investigating something that never happened."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."



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  1. Anonymous November 16, 2020

    America First and not trump first. Let president-elect Biden and vice-president Harris do their jobs and don’t behave like a four year old child. It is very bad for America waiting for a jerk who can’t stand losing.

  2. Anonymous November 23, 2020

    Im honestly surprised that he manages to get any election votes when he behaves like a 2 year old, constantly throwing tantrums when he doesnt get his way.

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