15 Dumbest Donald Trump Quotes

We’ve previously featured Stupid Jean-Claude Van Damme Quotes and Borderline Insane Kanye West Quotes, but they’ve got nothing compared to the great chairman himself: the brilliant Donald Trump.

"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body."


"I went to the Wharton School of Business... I'm, like, a really smart person."

"It has not been easy for me. And, you know, I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars."

"...she does have a very nice figure. I've said if Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."

"It's freezing and snowing in New York - we need global warming!"

"They're bringing drugs. They're bringing crime. They're rapists. And some, I assume, are good people."

"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."

"I'm not a big fan of the email stuff."

"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."

"Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?"

On breastfeeding mothers: "You are disgusting."

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe"

"If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?"

On the Mueller Investigation "So they’re investigating something that never happened."

"Apologizing is a great thing but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize sometime hopefully in the distant future if I'm ever wrong."



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  1. Ebenezer Scrooge December 19, 2019

    I agree with Lizzie B.

  2. Anonymous December 28, 2019

    Trump a Godsend? Now That is funny. Really?

  3. Anonymous January 2, 2020

    How can it be that in this day and age of free education, facts at the stroke of a key, listening to this idiot and his lies is possible? Where do these idiots live? Knowing some people are so stupid that they buy all his bullshit actually live in this country is so scary. And they think themselves as the superior race? Laughable. Gullible, fools. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. Buti will double lock my doors.

  4. witchy January 11, 2020

    Trump is the Stupidest president America has EVER had !

  5. witchy January 11, 2020

    trump is A Truly Degenerate creature and a Dangerously insane little “man”.
    It’s Chilling to think how much More Damage he will do to our Country
    if he is allowed to continue vomiting lies that Equity Degenerate citizens
    believe even with Glaring Facts to the contrary.
    I used to believe we as Rational thinking human beings were better than THIS
    But the orange creeps supporters and his Rotten cronies in his administration
    and those otherwise beholden to the PIG have taught me a Very SAD TRUTH!
    America is NOT BETTER THAN the SCUM in the Oval Office and we Deserve
    what we got !

  6. Anonymous January 14, 2020

    Go Trump 2020!!!! Now that’s OUR President – oh! He’s yours too like it or not!!! ha ha ha LOOKS like 4 more wonderful years.

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