We have been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like “Games You Can Play With Your Pussy“, it’s hard not to. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the dirtiest book titles you’ve ever seen.
“Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman
“50 Ways to Eat Cock” by Adrienne N Hew CN
“Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns
“Stop Beating Your Meat” by Grady Talbot
“Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans
“The Missionary Position” by Christopher Hitchens
“Oozing For My Lord” by Betty Carolyn Hearon Love
“The Best Dad Is a Good Lover” by Charlie W Shedd
“The Day Amanda Came” by C. T. Reeves
“Fellow Fags” by Ethel Talbot
“Scouts In Bondage” by Michael Bell
“The Loneliest Ho In The World” by Travis Heaton
“So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy” by Ira Alterman
“Cooking With Poo” by Saiyuud Diwong
“A Passion For Donkeys” by Elisabeth D. Svendsen
“How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis” by Karen Salmonsohn
“Invisible Dick” by Frank Topham
“Drummer Dick’s Discharge” by Beatrix M de Burgh
“Treasures, Pleasures, and Happy Endings” by Tysons Corner Center
“Do You Want To Play With My Balls?” by The Cifaldi Brothers
“My Big Book of Pretty Pussies” by Charels A. Pemberton
“Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber” by Bimisi Tayanita
Tried to google them to buy online, but …
Click on the titles under the covers, most of them are on Amazon.
The internet has ruined us
Hilarious! 🤣🤣
I love you, the Internet!
So funny!
This is missing a classic children’s book. You’ll scream with laughter when you see – Harpo’s Horrible Secret by Barbara Kelley
No way most of the titles were not intented to sound like this. They know you will talk about the title and it’s likelier someone buys it just for fun.
“Invisible Dick” must be riding around naked just wearing shoes.
We can thank Beavis and Butthead for the fact that so many of us can’t read these titles with a straight face anymore.
thanks mimaroba for your recommending harpos horrible secret! havent laughed like that in ages! :)
Ever heard of double entendres?
The Hitchens book’s title is an intentional joke.
we need the dark ones now… there was a old book where this farmer kept stealing animals and put them in a blender… this was in the school
Many, probably most, of these are clearly deliberately intended to be double entendres. Only a handful might be unintentional.