Books That Sound Dirty, But Are Completely Innocent

We have been told not to judge a book by its cover, but when the cover has a title like “Games You Can Play With Your Pussy“, it’s hard not to. Whether intentionally funny or just completely oblivious, here are some of the dirtiest book titles you’ve ever seen.

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
50 Ways to Eat Cock” by Adrienne N Hew CN

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Stop Beating Your Meat” by Grady Talbot

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
The Missionary Position” by Christopher Hitchens

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Oozing For My Lord” by Betty Carolyn Hearon Love

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
The Best Dad Is a Good Lover” by Charlie W Shedd

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
The Day Amanda Came” by C. T. Reeves

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Fellow Fags” by Ethel Talbot

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Scouts In Bondage” by Michael Bell

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
The Loneliest Ho In The World” by Travis Heaton

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy” by Ira Alterman

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Cooking With Poo” by Saiyuud Diwong

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
A Passion For Donkeys” by Elisabeth D. Svendsen

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
How to Succeed in Business Without a Penis” by Karen Salmonsohn

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Invisible Dick” by Frank Topham

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Drummer Dick’s Discharge” by Beatrix M de Burgh

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Treasures, Pleasures, and Happy Endings” by Tysons Corner Center

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Do You Want To Play With My Balls?” by The Cifaldi Brothers

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
My Big Book of Pretty Pussies” by Charels A. Pemberton

Dirty title for a completely innocent book.
Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber” by Bimisi Tayanita

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  1. Anonymous March 11, 2021

    Tried to google them to buy online, but …

  2. Lolfosor March 11, 2021

    Click on the titles under the covers, most of them are on Amazon.

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  3. Crashemup March 11, 2021

    The internet has ruined us

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  4. Anonymous March 11, 2021

    Hilarious! 🤣🤣

  5. I March 11, 2021

    I love you, the Internet!

  6. Anonymous March 11, 2021

    So funny!

  7. Mimaroba March 11, 2021

    This is missing a classic children’s book. You’ll scream with laughter when you see – Harpo’s Horrible Secret by Barbara Kelley

  8. Anonymous March 12, 2021

    No way most of the titles were not intented to sound like this. They know you will talk about the title and it’s likelier someone buys it just for fun.

  9. LeoBassy March 12, 2021

    “Invisible Dick” must be riding around naked just wearing shoes.

  10. Anonymous March 12, 2021

    We can thank Beavis and Butthead for the fact that so many of us can’t read these titles with a straight face anymore.

  11. frank March 17, 2021

    thanks mimaroba for your recommending harpos horrible secret! havent laughed like that in ages! :)

  12. Anonymous May 3, 2021

    Ever heard of double entendres?

  13. Bob Robindon June 20, 2021

    The Hitchens book’s title is an intentional joke.

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