Cozy up next to the fire pit with a warm, cuddly… cock and balls? This handmade Crochet Penis Blanket will make you snug as a bug – perfect for cool summer evenings and Netflix & chill nights on the couch. Which you’ll probably be doing alone, because the blanket is made mummy-style, with a shaft big enough for just one, and we’re not sure if anyone, dude or lady, no matter how well you know them, is going to be down for hangin’ with you all cocooned up inside a giant boner.
In case you want to spend your hard-earned cash on this giant crocheted penis, you can buy it on Naughty Mature Gifts Etsy store. It’s not cheap, thought. This weird thing will set you back $120.