Poop Knife: Your Trusted Toilet Helper

There’s probably somebody in your life who has poops so humongous that there’s just no real way of getting them down the toilet without some sort of personal intervention. Poop Knife is the perfect gift for them! Gifting this knife will show your loved one that you really care about improving their quality of life.

Poop knife.

Sure they could use a kitchen knife to slice the poo in half in order to flush it down the pipes, but why dirty a kitchen tool in such a way when there’s a designated tool out there to get the job done? This useful tool is specifically made for slicing your discharge in half for a proper flush! Made with a strong metal core that’s surrounded with hygienic silicone for easy slicing and cleaning, Poop Knife will allow you to be a samurai to your poo-poo platter.

Poop knife.

This useful knife measures 9.8 inches (25 cm) long, and has a handle on one end, and a soft blade on the other end of it for slicing your dung. Just be sure not to confuse which side is which before using. The seller also states that this toilet tool is long enough to keep your hand clear of all danger in a standard depth toilet.

Poop knife.

In their own words: “Original Poop Knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.”

Poop knives.

So where to get one? On the almighty Amazon… if you really think you have to. Please note that our site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases.

12 thoughts on “Poop Knife: Your Trusted Toilet Helper”

  1. Just use the same tongs that you use to get the chicken and dumplings out of the pot. Nobody will know.

  2. What the hell are Americans eating that they need “knives” to chop up their feces to make it manageable enough for a flush toilet to handle????

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