There’s probably somebody in your life who has poops so humongous that there’s just no real way of getting them down the toilet without some sort of personal intervention. Poop Knife is the perfect gift for them!
Sure they could use a kitchen knife to slice the poo in half in order to flush it down the pipes, but why dirty a kitchen tool in such a way when there’s a designated tool out there to get the job done? This useful tool is specifically made for slicing your discharge in half for a proper flush! Made with a strong metal core that’s surrounded with hygienic silicone for easy slicing and cleaning, Poop Knife will allow you to be a samurai to your poo-poo platter.
The poop knife measures 9.8 inches (25 cm) long, and has a handle on one end, and a soft blade on the other end of it for slicing your dung. Just be sure not to confuse which side is which before using. They also state that the poop knife is long enough to keep your hand clear of all danger in a standard depth toilet.
In their own words: “Original Poop Knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.”
So where to get one? On Amazon… if you really think you have to.
That’s beyond disgusting
@That girl: I know, I love it too!
And it’s dishwasher safe!
trump needs one of these, so he doesn’t have to flush 15 times.
Comrades and Friends, Ladies and Gentlemen, may I introduce to you: The Plunger!
Poop, like this web site lol
Boy do I need that.
“… Dishwasher safe …”
Er. No. Thank you for the offer, but … just no.
lick after use
American toilets look SUPER narrow, is that why they get blocked by poop so much??
How much does one need to eat to produce a poop that needs to be cut in half? First world problem
Less erm, ‘collateral damage’, than the poop chainsaw.
If it’s that big you need to Shit in the woods
Poop knife is insanee
@Anonymous I know right!!! Did people forget about the plunger?
my dad would need one of these his crap is so huge
I need one of these. Normally, when I take a poo, it plugs the toilet, and I have to break it into ten pieces with a plunger or it overflows.
The poop knife is quite handy. I used to poop in the sink, because the garbage disposal works very well to break up the baseball sized chunks. Now, I am able to simply take a dump in the bath tub, chop the turd into several small pieces, and shovel it into the toilet.
Biden needs one of these so he can flush American jobs down the toilet easier. Oh wait. He has no problem with doing that.
This is a actual thing in cheese heavy households
It’s not actually my poo that need cut I never have a problem cutting one out. Issue is some of the toilet paper don’t flush or break apart easily, and sometimes things get messy and you have to use more then usual. But as was said above that’s what plungers are for.
Well, I found my White Elephant gift for this year. :D
The Warden said I couldn’t have this in my cell. :(
Genius!! The perfect stocking stuffer for Christmas!!
I literally could have used this just two nights ago…for a Dog mess…just sayin
My son needs this!
Put this in my dishwasher and get yourself kicked out of my house.
I feel much better knowing I’m not the only one with this problem. Well…maybe not that much better.
I gave this a 20 out of 10 very useful for a day to day bases. You can even use it as a spanking tool and a spatuala
This is not gift material. Seriously. Who would like this as a gift?
so many uses turd busting! why that’s just icing on the cake. it’s so much more…….
As a vegetarian who eats tons of fiber, I could have used this a number of times. It seems barbaric to mash the stuff up with a plunger.
If you shit so big u need to cut it up NEVER come to my house.
Hey not a laughing matter, my poor dad had such horrible bowel movements from the morphine he was given for his brain cancer treatment, I only wish this was available for him!
I use regular kitchen knifes they work better
Opioid or users of alternative pain relief like kratom have horrible poop problems as far as size and density go. Partly, drinking more water will help, but this type item will come in handy as well.
also as is said before ewwww
Why the hell would I put it in my dishwasher I’d rather take a shit off a bridge
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Apparently nobody ever seen “always sunny in Philadelphia” it’s clearly a reference gone product!!! Lol good shit tho! ; )
OMG!! I live in east gulf Texas and just wondering.
Hey “Anonymous”, shove your despicable, lib hate up the orifices where your hind limbs would come together if you weren’t a socialist snake.
My poops have never been that big that I’d need a poop spatula to flush my turds down the toilet bowl LOL
Better invent new toilets
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