There’s Now a Poop Knife That Will Help You Get Your Poo Down The Toilet

There’s probably somebody in your life who has poops so humongous that there’s just no real way of getting them down the toilet without some sort of personal intervention. Poop Knife is the perfect gift for them!

Poop knife.

Sure they could use a kitchen knife to slice the poo in half in order to flush it down the pipes, but why dirty a kitchen tool in such a way when there’s a designated tool out there to get the job done? This useful tool is specifically made for slicing your discharge in half for a proper flush! Made with a strong metal core that’s surrounded with hygienic silicone for easy slicing and cleaning, Poop Knife will allow you to be a samurai to your poo-poo platter.

Poop knife.

The poop knife measures 9.8 inches (25 cm) long, and has a handle on one end, and a soft blade on the other end of it for slicing your dung. Just be sure not to confuse which side is which before using. They also state that the poop knife is long enough to keep your hand clear of all danger in a standard depth toilet.

Poop knife.

In their own words: “Original Poop Knife will chop the most compacted of brownies, the most seasoned of sausages, the hardwood of butt logs, the longest of sewer snakes, the most ferocious of bog crocodiles, and the fattest of heaved Havanas.”

Poop knife.

Poop knife.

So where to get one? On Amazon… if you really think you have to.

68 thoughts on “There’s Now a Poop Knife That Will Help You Get Your Poo Down The Toilet”

  1. How much does one need to eat to produce a poop that needs to be cut in half? First world problem

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  2. I need one of these. Normally, when I take a poo, it plugs the toilet, and I have to break it into ten pieces with a plunger or it overflows.

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  3. The poop knife is quite handy. I used to poop in the sink, because the garbage disposal works very well to break up the baseball sized chunks. Now, I am able to simply take a dump in the bath tub, chop the turd into several small pieces, and shovel it into the toilet.

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  4. Biden needs one of these so he can flush American jobs down the toilet easier. Oh wait. He has no problem with doing that.

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  5. It’s not actually my poo that need cut I never have a problem cutting one out. Issue is some of the toilet paper don’t flush or break apart easily, and sometimes things get messy and you have to use more then usual. But as was said above that’s what plungers are for.

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  6. I feel much better knowing I’m not the only one with this problem. Well…maybe not that much better.

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  7. I gave this a 20 out of 10 very useful for a day to day bases. You can even use it as a spanking tool and a spatuala

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  8. so many uses turd busting! why that’s just icing on the cake. it’s so much more…….

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  9. As a vegetarian who eats tons of fiber, I could have used this a number of times. It seems barbaric to mash the stuff up with a plunger.

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  10. Hey not a laughing matter, my poor dad had such horrible bowel movements from the morphine he was given for his brain cancer treatment, I only wish this was available for him!

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  11. Opioid or users of alternative pain relief like kratom have horrible poop problems as far as size and density go. Partly, drinking more water will help, but this type item will come in handy as well.

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  12. Why the hell would I put it in my dishwasher I’d rather take a shit off a bridge

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  13. Apparently nobody ever seen “always sunny in Philadelphia” it’s clearly a reference gone product!!! Lol good shit tho! ; )

  14. Hey “Anonymous”, shove your despicable, lib hate up the orifices where your hind limbs would come together if you weren’t a socialist snake.

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  15. My poops have never been that big that I’d need a poop spatula to flush my turds down the toilet bowl LOL

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  16. 🤣🤣🤣 The comments are as funny if not funnier than the poop knife itself.. I’m crying here!! 😭😭😭

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  17. If you add a fork and spoon to make a set the liberals will be breaking down your door to get them. The US media is feeding them so much shit lately, this set will come in handy.

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  18. Everyone who said to use a plunger has obviously not considered how unhygienic those are. do you really want to clean the plunger each time you have to use it, scrubbing the rubber inside and out? At least with the poop knife, you can wipe it clean with a paper towel, then wash and sanitize it with another paper towel with antibacterial soap, then toss both paper towels

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