Just In Time For Summer: Pink Coffin Pool Float With Lid

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, the beach is awesome, but what if it had more death?” If yes, then oh boy, we have a treat for you. This pink coffin pool float (complete with lid) was created by Canadian designers Andrew Greenbaum and Ian Felton whoΒ launched a Pom Pom Floats brand to make their dream come true. It perfectly encapsulates my two biggest fears of being buried alive and drowning. So much fun, right?

Pink coffin floatie.

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Pink coffin floatie.

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  1. Kelly April 29, 2019

    want that in black!

  2. Anesha April 29, 2019

    I need one ASAP!!! Where do I buy one?????? 😍

  3. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    I want one too, but another color be great, Where can we get. I dont swim much but it would make a great esky!!

  4. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    If Victoria’s Secret was doing away with her husband, then this could become a best seller . . .

  5. Sarah May 1, 2019

    Starting at 99 dollars are you freaking insane?! Its a bunch of floaties for christ sakes!

  6. Sardonique Schadenfreude Rictus May 2, 2019

    Great for Viking funerals on a budget !

  7. Anonymous May 3, 2019

    I want one of these I have two pools where I live but can not swim this would help me enjoy the water. I am also about 10 mins. from the beach and could maybe use it there as well. where do i get one??

  8. potats May 3, 2019

    can I get it in blue?

  9. Beemberjams May 11, 2019

    I enjoy suffocating myself with floaties. Where can I get one?

  10. Victory_Fox_ May 24, 2019

    This is how I will be “buried”. οΌΎΟ‰οΌΎ

  11. Www May 30, 2019

    Where can I buy this?!

  12. Haha May 31, 2019

    You guys that want one of these so badly just buy some noodles put some holes use some larger washers and tie it all together with paracord

  13. James June 3, 2019

    How much? I want a clack one.

  14. Smarter than that! June 3, 2019

    Who in their right mind is going to spend $99 dollars for that!

  15. Anonymous June 3, 2019

    Yes please. I need one for my dead boi summer aesthetic

  16. Anonymous June 4, 2019

    $99 No Way!

  17. Anonymous June 5, 2019

    Is this serious? A coffin ⚰️ floaty. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  18. Anonymous June 6, 2019

    Although….would make a great temporary changing room or perfect for a little beach β€œlovin” πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  19. Anonymous June 7, 2019

    Where do I buy these ?

  20. Samuel sloane June 25, 2019

    Why would you want one as it is sick thing taking the piss out of the dead not nice

  21. Anonymous June 30, 2019

    Perfect for a nap on the lake. I wouldn’t recommend black as it absorbs too much heat.

  22. Anonymous July 1, 2019

    So no one notice the first pic the girls body is totally backwards πŸ₯΄

  23. CLS July 2, 2019

    Jeffree Star will own one soon… lol

  24. MT July 13, 2019

    I think Barbie will be getting her hands on one of these soon… LOL!. πŸ˜›πŸ˜œ JK πŸ˜†πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜ƒ

  25. Keekee July 16, 2019

    Let me buy one!!!

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