Just In Time For Summer: Pink Coffin Pool Float With Lid

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, the beach is awesome, but what if it had more death?” If yes, then oh boy, we have a treat for you. This pink coffin pool float (complete with lid) was created by Canadian designers Andrew Greenbaum and Ian Felton who launched a Pom Pom Floats brand to make their dream come true. It perfectly encapsulates my two biggest fears of being buried alive and drowning. So much fun, right?

Pink coffin floatie.

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Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin pool float.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

Pink coffin floatie.

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  1. Kelly April 29, 2019

    want that in black!

  2. Anesha April 29, 2019

    I need one ASAP!!! Where do I buy one?????? 😍

  3. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    I want one too, but another color be great, Where can we get. I dont swim much but it would make a great esky!!

  4. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    If Victoria’s Secret was doing away with her husband, then this could become a best seller . . .

  5. Sarah May 1, 2019

    Starting at 99 dollars are you freaking insane?! Its a bunch of floaties for christ sakes!

  6. Sardonique Schadenfreude Rictus May 2, 2019

    Great for Viking funerals on a budget !

  7. Anonymous May 3, 2019

    I want one of these I have two pools where I live but can not swim this would help me enjoy the water. I am also about 10 mins. from the beach and could maybe use it there as well. where do i get one??

  8. potats May 3, 2019

    can I get it in blue?

  9. Beemberjams May 11, 2019

    I enjoy suffocating myself with floaties. Where can I get one?

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