Creating a good, crowd-rousing, kid-pleasing mascot that doesn’t look like it crawled out of Satan’s ass is more difficult than it might appear. Some just look too goofy. Others fall into the lowest crevasse in uncanny valley and scare the shit out of people. Here are some of the most memorable bad mascots. Scroll down and feast your eyes!
2 things
1. That Barney mascot is cursed
2. Why is that girl holding a gun?
Awww, the retarded older brothers of characters that made the big time…sad.
Why the hell is chucky cheese spanking a child?!
So funny. Completely brightened my day.
I always remember my childhood costumes as nothing less than masterpieces. About a year ago I found an old photo album. Turns out they looked more like a horror film than a fairytale. But I enjoyed making them as a child and was very proud to wear them. And now as a grownup I gave my children something to laugh about too. So it turned out a win-win after all.
A couple of those are downright horrifying. Someone call Child Protective Services.
I don’t know which is creepiest. The mascots or the families posing with them.
The uncanny valley lives! These are truly horrifying! Chucky Cheese has a lot to answer for.
Justice for big bird 😭😭😭😭😭
Oh my God!! The Teletubby is going to eat the baby!!!!
My sweet daughter spent 3 hours in Michigan extremely vomiting after finding this on the internet. I almost hit a tree.
Shoutout to Red Letter Media and D!CK THE BIRTHDAY BOY!
When I was looking at these gorgeous pictures I farted and burst my cheek open and had to go to the ER. While in the ambulance my grandmother took over the ambulance and crashed into a bomb building and blew me up and now I’m writing this from the after life and that’s not even the worst of it. After I blew up a dog ate my double big mac and now I don’t like teletubbies anymore.
GO CHUCKY CHEESE!!! PUNISH THE CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m pretty sure I saw the bear from the fifth photo kneeling in a room at the Overlook Hotel.
What the crap I think this was the mascot dupe day possibly and kudos to the girl with the gun she doing us a favor 👍😉🤡😧😳😵
Is his name D!ck? or are they up to no good..
Days worse than yours.