Just In Time For Summer: Coffin Pool Float With Lid

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Man, the beach is awesome, but what if it had more death?” If yes, then oh boy, we have a treat for you. This coffin pool float (complete with lid) was created by Canadian designers Andrew Greenbaum and Ian Felton who launched a Pom Pom Floats brand to make their dream come true. The coffin floatie is available in black or pink and tt perfectly encapsulates the two biggest fears of being buried alive and drowning. So much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

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Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

Coffin floatie sounds like so much fun, right?

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  1. Anonymous July 6, 2020

    The ultimate consumption dream!

  2. Anonymous July 6, 2020

    well done

  3. Koizoh Rível July 6, 2020

    Just in time for COVID19.

  4. Gertrüde die Rüde July 6, 2020

    A floating coffin, or coffin ship, literally.

  5. Anonymous July 6, 2020

    In times where hundreds of refugees die in the mass grave called middle sea trying to cross with a rubber boat, inventing that floating coffin and saying this: “Man, the beach is awesome, but what if it had more death?” is macabre, disrespectful and not funny at all.

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  6. TammyS July 6, 2020

    Yes, anon. It is very sad and useless. Even depressing.

  7. Jean Rollin July 7, 2020

    Lighten up anonymous. And everyone make sure they check out my movie Lèvres de Sang. Available in all the usual places. I think they stole this idea from it.

  8. Typewriter July 7, 2020

    One way to do a burial at sea?!

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