Awkward Gallery of Internet Tough Guys

Their weapon of choice is katana (purchased at Walmart) and their favorite outfit is a trench coat and a fedora hat. They’re also known as Neckbeards and they usually live in Neckbeard Nests in their mom’s basement.

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  1. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    That dude with the machete looks sincerely disturbed…

  2. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    These are exactly the kind of sad weirdos who go homicidal at the mere thought of being laughed at…

  3. Minister of Chlorine April 29, 2019

    The gene pool needs bleach.Lots of bleach

  4. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    Mr orange cuffs and kitty ears can get it. My kinda wierdo. <3

  5. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    the INCEL uprising

  6. Me April 29, 2019

    Ummm…yeah. I don’t know. SMH

  7. Sean April 29, 2019

    Shockingly these wouldn’t have been so awkward without such basic photography, no editing, and complete lack of regard towards setting. Ie, not your fkng bedroom or living room!

  8. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    I never saw so many virgins in one place! Hahahahaha!

  9. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    No doubt these guys all go through a ton of … ahem …. hand cream.

    Just sayin …

  10. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    I laugh, but I know back in the day this lot would have been my boys

  11. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    that’s some funny stuff

  12. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    They all but the fatest one have their booger hooks on the bang switch!
    The herd will cul themselves shortly!

  13. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    Weeaboos. Dirty Weeaboos.

  14. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    It’s like someone made a guide on “How to Spot an Incel”… 🤣🤣🤣

  15. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    I’ll never look at fedoras the same again…

  16. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    Looks pretty cool to me! Interesting people living interesting fun lives!

  17. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    Orange Kitty Guy does not belong with the rest of these dinks

  18. Anonymous April 29, 2019

    The guy with the “badass” T-shirt should be thankful for the law, it may be the only reason ~he’s~ alive.

  19. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    Majic marker tatts?

  20. tomka April 30, 2019

    idiots

  21. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    I like the McPherson’s assault struts, that guy might be ok, really

  22. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    Incels are everywhere. They’ve got swords. They take selfies. We’re screwed.

  23. Ravishing Rick Dude... April 30, 2019

    Percentage of these dudes who claim Highlander (90s) as their favorite TV show… %100

  24. Tara April 30, 2019

    Not going to lie, thought the guy in the fox suit was Danny Sexbang. Damn near had a heart attack.

  25. Anonymous1 April 30, 2019

    Does anyone pay attention to what is in the background of their pictures? Holy white trash mother of meth.

  26. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    Presenting your line up of potential mass shooters

  27. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    All I can think about is how much I wish there was a fighting game like Mortal Kombat based on this.

  28. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    One dude is the triple threat. Fadora, sword, AND a vape pen!

  29. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    Some of them aren’t bad.. but tbh I think its pretty badass that the one guy brought a sword to school for his yearbook photo! XD

  30. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    The shock struts are actually kinda cool.

  31. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    What in the Crouching Neck Bearded Dragon actual f**k is this back handed pageantry??

  32. Steven Millan April 30, 2019

    Truly priceless,for those guys all look(and act) like they’re auctioning for the new Albert Pyun or Uwe Boll(if he decides to return to filmmaking) action film.

  33. Anonymous April 30, 2019

    Leave some women for the rest of us losers.

  34. Anonymous May 1, 2019

    What a huge collection of doofus’ or doofii

  35. Anonymous May 1, 2019

    At least we have at least one cool guy. We have a vaper!

  36. Anon May 1, 2019

    They should all be on the terrorist watch list.

  37. Anonymous May 1, 2019

    WTF DAD REALLY

  38. Anonymous May 1, 2019

    The dude with the struts is amazing. Now I need to walk through my garage and see what I can find to mock internet tough guys with.

  39. Anonymous May 2, 2019

    Trump is the great American who will bring sanity back to this great country, Make America Great Again!

  40. Anonymous May 2, 2019

    The one guy was so fat all you would have to do is pass through a doorway.
    He would get stuck.

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