Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably

While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

Sexy album cover fail.

14 thoughts on “Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably”

  1. Oh, young ‘uns… That Pat Cooper one is a spoof of the album cover for Herb Alpert’s Tijuana Brass — “Whipped Cream & Other Delights.”

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  2. Old mate masseuse looks like “the backpacker murderer” Ivan Milat. Wolf Creek was loosely based on him.

  3. Odd that none of these people seemed to think that “sexy” was defined by how many dozens of tattoos or piercings or colors of hair you had.

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  4. Never heard of Rowland, but I know Herbie Mann, and I remember when that Orleans album came out.

  5. As I was scrolling at the end I saw the woman’s face and the top of her dress and wondered what could be wrong, LOL

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