Album Covers That Tried To Look Sexy, But Failed Miserably

While looking through bad album cover designs, we noticed how some of the cover models must have thought how goddamn hot they looked or that the persona they chose for themselves was one of pure sex and charisma and they just had to share it with the world… and we’re glad they did because now we have something to laugh about.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

Tried to look sexy, failed miserably.

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  1. paleotectonics January 12, 2020

    Kevin Rowland was a deliberate provocateur.

    Manowar rocked serious. Metal AF. They were allowed.

  2. Steve Z. January 13, 2020

    OMG! I has been decades since I’ve heard anything new from Savte Jovanović. On this album cover she really shows off her ample thighs and hirsute Serbian legs.

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  3. Anonymous January 13, 2020

    Manowar tho

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  4. Anonymous January 13, 2020

    Saveta was bald, but every few weeks she harvested her leg hair to make a wig.

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  5. Anonymous January 13, 2020

    To be fair, Pat Cooper’s album cover was a parody.

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  6. Anonymous January 13, 2020

    We really need to check with our gay and trans friends for their opinions.

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  7. Scylla January 14, 2020

    Kevin Rowland = lead singer for Dexy’s Midnight Runners (momentarily famous for the 80’s hit “Come On Eileen.” And Vincent G. looks like his, uh, baggage, is hanging out of his booty shorts.

  8. Anonymous January 14, 2020

    I remember being scandalized when I came across my dad’s copy of Herb Alpert • Whipped Cream & Other Delights as a youngster.

  9. Hot Tub Thyme Machine January 14, 2020

    Carlos looks fun as hell! Go Carlos go!

  10. Anonymous January 15, 2020

    Spaghetti Sauce and other delights is a parody album which consists of one side of spoken comedy and one side of parody songs, it’s cover was a piss take of Whipped Cream & Other Delights by Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, which came out the year before. I wasn’t trying to be sexy, it didn’t fail at what it was trying to be at all.

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  11. Peter Jones. January 15, 2020

    Out. Standing!

  12. Anonymous January 15, 2020

    A heterosexual woman must have created this.

  13. Michael January 16, 2020

    Hey … as a young boy discovering his sexuality, I found the Orleans cover very sexy.

  14. A. Nephric January 16, 2020

    With “Come on Eileen” being such an atrocious song, I can appreciate why he wanted to change genders…

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