Hairy Chest Tie Is a Real Thing You Can Actually Buy

Power ties are swell, but nothing can give you the confidence you need to land that big client like the hairy chest tie can. Featuring an alluringly muscular tone with just the right amount of body hair, it will give you a bold look that commands respect.

Hairy chest tie.

Discharge your pheromones while you wear this at work, and make yourself irresistible to the ladies, and possibly the new temp as well! Or even better: put it on before going on a first date with the lady of your dreams!

Hairy chest tie.

It’s made from 100% polyester, so you know it’s very classy, and is 55 inches long and 4 inches wide (at the widest point). 140 cm and 10 cm for those who don’t live in the US of A.

Hairy chest tie.

This silky smooth tie is sold by Zazzle, so that’s where you can get it if you feel like spending your hard-earned money on some stupid stuff today.

Hairy chest tie.

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  1. Al-nonymous June 14, 2021

    For the man who wants to say, “I’m classy at work but rugged at home.”

  2. Ben Dover June 15, 2021

    Nice gimmick and f**k-you-statement for those who are forced to wear a tie, but I prefer the real fur.

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