You Will Soon Be Able To Buy Balenciaga Stiletto Crocs

We regret to inform you that Crocs is at it again. As if Survival Crocs and Crocs Spurs wasn’t enough, Balenciaga and Crocs have teamed up for Balenciaga’s Spring 2022 collection, debuting unique stiletto clogs, coming in various colors like green and black.

Crime against fashion.

Yes, your eyes do not deceive you. All the comfort of a Croc, immediately erased with the addition of a stiletto heel. Balenciaga and Crocs have made a comfortable unattractive shoe but erased the comfort aspect. What a triumph of stupidity and anti-utilitarianism!

High heel Crocs.

Unless… are these shoes really a complex sartorial metaphor for late stage capitalism? Or for the diametrically opposed demands of high fashion and comfy self care? Are these stiletto Crocs an indictment of modern feminism and #GirlBoss culture (cozy in the front, business bitch in the back)? Or are they just ugly shoes designed for audience backlash and clickbait? The world may never know.

Horrible shoe from hell.

Let us know your thoughts in the comments and starting saving some money, because we are 100% sure that this crime against fashion won’t be cheap. As a matter of fact the price is expected to be around $1000.

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  1. Anonymous June 15, 2021

    Business bitcht? More like idiot bitch (no offense to bitches)

  2. Anonymous June 15, 2021

    Nope nope nope

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  3. Pickles June 15, 2021

    Wow, an ugly shoe contest winner!

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