This Suck-On Face Slimming Gadget Promises To Give Women a Coveted V-Shaped Face

A small, oval-shaped face with a well-defined and pointy V-line chin is one of the most coveted female beauty features in many Asian countries, and they can apparently get it by simply sucking on a bottle-shaped gadget for 10 minutes a day. At least according to this seller on Chinese shopping platform TaoBao.

Face slimmer gadget.

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You can buy pretty much anything online these days, but every once in a while we stumble upon products so bizarre that they make us scratch our heads and wonder who would ever pay money for them. Case in point, this weird beauty accessory is supposed to help reshape women’s faces, if they suck on it for just 10 minutes a day. Marketed as an electric facial exerciser, the bottle-shaped gadget apparently vibrates up to 880 times per minute and these high-frequency vibrations somehow stimulate facial muscles and reshape your face.

Before and after face slimmer.

The vibrating gadget is powered by AA batteries it seems to be very popular, and judging by user reviews, people are generally happy with their performance. If the reviews are not fake, of course. The before an after photos posted by sellers also show a significant difference, but they’re clearly photoshopped. It used to be that the most weird stuff came out of Japan, but China seems to have caught up pretty fast…

Face slimmer gadget from China.

Face slimmer in action.

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  1. Anonymous May 28, 2021

    I was tempted to make a comment… but I wont…

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  2. The stupid..it burns! May 28, 2021

    Oh great..more useless plastic Chinese crap that we’ll find floating in the Pacific Ocean next week.

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  3. Michael Sommer May 28, 2021

    It wont give you a v shaped chin but it might improve your technique elsewhere 😁

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  4. Bulldozer May 28, 2021

    We all got the same idea didn’t we.

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  5. Anonymous May 28, 2021

    by the makers of the Shake Weight

  6. All Natural Beauty May 30, 2021

    Needless to say, I prefer the before.

  7. Anonymous June 5, 2021

    I was hoping to see more pictures of the device being used – perhaps from different angles or with a couple of different models… oh well.

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