This Suck-On Face Slimming Gadget Promises To Give Women a Coveted V-Shaped Face

A small, oval-shaped face with a well-defined and pointy V-line chin is one of the most coveted female beauty features in many Asian countries, and they can apparently get it by simply sucking on a pink gadget for 10 minutes a day. At least according to these sellers on AliExpress and Amazon.

Face slimmer.

You can buy pretty much anything online these days, but every once in a while we stumble upon products so bizarre that they make us scratch our heads and wonder who would ever pay money for them. Case in point, this weird beauty accessory is supposed to help reshape women’s faces, if they suck on it for just 10 minutes a day. Marketed as an inhale-exhale facial exerciser, the pink gadget apparently is considered completely normal and doesn’t look like an adult toy at all. Yeah, right.

Face slimmer.

It seems to be very popular in Asia, and judging by user reviews, people are generally happy with their performance. If the reviews are not fake, of course… but they probably are.

Face slimmer.

It used to be that the most weird stuff came out of Japan, but China seems to have caught up pretty fast… Anyway, if you want to give this one a try, you can get on AliExpress or Amazon… but we suggest that you help reduce plastic waste and just suck on a cucumber instead.

4 thoughts on “This Suck-On Face Slimming Gadget Promises To Give Women a Coveted V-Shaped Face”

  1. Instead of choking up the supply lines with this rubbish, why not ask the nice boy next door if he could help you with your sucking and blowing exercises?

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