Awkward Metal Band Photos That Are So Bad, They’re Good

Metal music has a reputation for being tough and aggressive, a celebration of the darker side of life. Something happened in the 1980s however, with a baffling infusion of glam that spawned a big-haired, face-painted style. This bizarre mix of makeup and macho attitude left an unforgettable mark on the genre…

The manliest heavy metal band ever.

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Manowar: the manliest band on Earth.

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Is this the coolest metal band photo ever or what?

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Funny 1980s metal band group photo.

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  1. K February 6, 2019

    Now I imagine a designer going apeshit, trying to create something that’s so bad that the band’s refuse to wear it, but he never succeeds.

  2. Anonymous February 6, 2019

    Poor Stryper on there twice

  3. Anonymous February 6, 2019

    ahh.. the 80s! At least I don’t have to listen. I’m surprised we didn’t see a Twisted Sister photo.

  4. The Real Anon February 6, 2019

    And Manowar was there several times as well…

  5. A.Nonymous February 6, 2019

    If only I had shares in hairspray back then.

  6. Anonymous February 6, 2019

    How dare you include Judas Priest. Even if it fits perfectly…

  7. Anonymous February 7, 2019

    Pretty sure my band was up there…. 😱

  8. Anonymous February 7, 2019

    Not sure where the penchant for knickers was coming from…..

  9. Anonymous February 7, 2019

    You forgot apator

  10. Anonymous February 7, 2019

    Like half of these should be flagged for “female presenting nipples”.

  11. Anonymous February 10, 2019

    why do keep recycling this? are you out of topics?

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