Twitter Account Pairs Cat Pics With Metal Lyrics, And It’s Just Perfect

Black Metal Cats is a brilliant Twitter account that has succeeded in perfectly pairing dark, black metal lyrics with brooding pictures of cats that hilariously capture the mood. Scroll down to see the funniest examples.

Revenge's day has come, let's spill the blood of the bastard.

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I am the one that summons thee ... lord of the night, master of death.

The flames of hell are nothing compared to this life, surrounded by the atrocities called humans.

I shall set the flames of impurity and smell the stench of a thousand million martyrs.

You tried to push me to the coffin, now I'm here to make you suffer. No mercy for humans.

Beasts of hatred and cruelty, we kill, crush, burn.

I have been waiting more than one thousand years, now it is time to rule with chaos.

The force of evil rises. Centuries of human creation shall be buried in dust.

Nobody will escape the wrath of the tyrant.

I am at one with hell. Dead inside, I watch the time pass.

We are the black cohort, the skull-bearing swarm. We stand together, never alone.

The barbecue has just begun, deathcrush, deathcrush, deathcrush!

Let our darkness spread. Let our dreams manifest.

You will kneel before me. From hell I arise, by fire I rule.

My soul is freezing. I fear seeing another day - another day filled with this emptiness.

A new dawn is coming. A new beginning will emerge. We shall prevail, because we are its pillars.

I summon the forces of darkness and the infernal powers within. Let the scythe of death sweep across the landscape.

I am filled with disgust towards humanity.

From the north we came. To battle we ride.

Darkness, my only friend, release me from this curse.

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  1. Anonymous November 26, 2018

    But yet…I hear the can opener!

  2. Roopert DeBear November 27, 2018

    Merciless death to the one who took my nads.

  3. Anonymous November 28, 2018

    Now that’s awesome.

  4. Anonymous December 1, 2018

    Now where is that dog that chased us?

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