People With Really Unfortunate Names

Not everyone loves their name but at least you don’t have to walk around as “Ben Dover” or “Mike Litoris”. It’s hard to believe that these unfortunate names were purely accidental. Their parents must’ve had them and thought, “let’s ruin their life from the start”.

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  1. BM February 2, 2021

    Yeah, some of these I know are fake. They gave ‘funny’ names to reporters, who just reported them as fact.

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  2. Anonymous February 2, 2021

    How did Miss Chew Shit Fun not make this list?

  3. Venal Sin February 3, 2021

    You forgot Cardinal Sin

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  4. Shaun February 3, 2021

    Looks like a catalog of pretty good Photoshops.

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  5. Anonymous February 3, 2021

    We used a solicitor called Mr Fidler!

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  6. Anonymous February 3, 2021

    In South America they worship fascists Like Hitler and Mussolini as heroes,so…..

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  7. Nathan Barley February 3, 2021

    Paul Twocock looks a bit like Jonatton Yeah?

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  8. Risky Farts February 3, 2021

    Haywood Jablome

  9. bubba February 4, 2021

    My wife’s friend knew a gynecologist by the name of Harold Beaver. She asked him if he ever considered changing his name. His response? “Why would I?” LOL

  10. Jazzfly February 4, 2021

    Apparently Jesus Condom is real and got arrested for trying to abduct twelve year old girls.

  11. Anonymous February 4, 2021

    You forgot Donald Trump….

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  12. Classy McFartman February 5, 2021

    Hugh G. Rection

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  13. Anonymous February 6, 2021

    Glass of Dutch wine?

  14. Anonymous February 7, 2021

    There really was a silent movie comedian named Ben Dover! :-)

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  16. seemripper March 7, 2021

    An OBGYN in my home town was named Dr. P. Ennis….P for Peter, too

  17. Anonymous March 7, 2021

    The CEO for Park & Tilford Distilleries was named Jim Keg

  18. Anonymous March 7, 2021

    Wildlife officer on news report about a bear in a home swimming pool (this is Canada, eh) was named Paul Lebruin

  19. Daniel Seymour May 18, 2021

    Mike Hunt

  20. Peter Guzzinnia May 18, 2021

    Janet Uppissass
    Olga Fokyercelf
    And thousands of others from National Moon’s Yearbook.

  21. Peter Guzzinnia, Jr. May 18, 2021

    *make that National Lampoon. Damn auto-correct!

  22. Sarah May 18, 2021

    Tokyo Sexwale is legit, he’s a south African hero!

  23. craig May 18, 2021

    Major Fatcock / Craven Morehead……

  24. Anonymous May 18, 2021

    My dentist office: Friessem and Cheatem. 🤣

  25. S.J.Adams May 18, 2021

    My daughters first teacher was called Miss Shufflebottom, she just got used to her name and we moved.

  26. Anonymous May 18, 2021

    We have a man in our town named Jim Swallows. He is in the insurance field.

  27. Anonymous May 18, 2021

    Massimiliano Fuksas (born January 9, 1944) is an Italian architect. He is the head of Studio Fuksas.

  28. Anonymous May 18, 2021

    Bernt Johnson

  29. Anonymous May 18, 2021

    LawyerList
    Zappulla Trikam & Partners

  30. Anonymous May 18, 2021

    The three officials in the Agricultural Advisory Service of my town have the surnames (in my language) Corn, Cloud and Worm.

  31. S. Hall May 19, 2021

    They forgot Mike Hunt.

  32. Anonymous May 19, 2021

    In Florida, there is a Dr. Fingerer. And a patient I just heard today, Teriyaki Berry.

  33. Anonymous May 19, 2021

    How could they miss Fanny Scmeller the skier.

  34. A May 20, 2021

    Noel Coward

  35. Anonymous May 20, 2021

    I knew a girl named Crystal Chandra Lear.

  36. Anonymous May 21, 2021

    There is an actual person from NL named Fokje Modderman, pronounced as F*ck Ye Mother Man.

  37. Anonymous May 24, 2021

    In court reports of an habitual small-time offender with the name Gaylord Meatface.
    No wonder, poor bugger.

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