Weird Cat Books That Actually Exist

From “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” to “Cat Butts In Space“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the top 20 most ridiculous cat books you can actually buy online.

"How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety" by Zachary Auburn
How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn

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"I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats" by Francesco Marciuliano
I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” by Francesco Marciuliano

"Cat Butts In Space Coloring Book" by Val Brains
Cat Butts In Space Coloring Book” by Val Brains

"Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed" by Jeremy Greenberg
Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed” by Jeremy Greenberg

"Games You Can Play With Your Pussy" by Ira Alterman
Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman

"Is Your Cat Gay?" by Charles Kreloff
Is Your Cat Gay?” by Charles Kreloff

"Why Cats Paint" by Heather Busch
Why Cats Paint” by Heather Busch

"Crafting With Cay Hair" by Amy Hirschman
Crafting With Cay Hair” by Amy Hirschman

"Does God Ever Speak through Cats?" by David Evans
Does God Ever Speak through Cats?” by David Evans

"My Big Book of Pretty Pussies" by Charels A. Pemberton
My Big Book of Pretty Pussies” by Charels A. Pemberton

"Catflexing" by Stephanie Jackson
Catflexing” by Stephanie Jackson

"Dancing With Cats" by Heather Busch
Dancing With Cats” by Heather Busch

"How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You" by Matthew Inman
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You” by Matthew Inman

"Texts From Mittens" by Angie Bailey
Texts From Mittens” by Angie Bailey

"Stink Outside The Box" by Jeremy Greenberg
Stink Outside The Box” by Jeremy Greenberg

"Star Trek Cats" by Jenny Parks
Star Trek Cats” by Jenny Parks

"All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome" by Kathy Hoopmann
All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome” by Kathy Hoopmann

"101 Uses For a Dead Cat" by Simon Bond
101 Uses For a Dead Cat” by Simon Bond

"Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby" by Matthew Inman
Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby” by Matthew Inman

"Knit Your Own Cat" by Sally Muir and Joanna Osborne
Knit Your Own Cat” by Sally Muir and Joanna Osborne

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  1. Anonymous February 2, 2021

    My brother, who owned six cats, sent me the one about cats and guns.

  2. Doodpants February 2, 2021

    “101 Uses for a Dead Cat” is a classic! I still have my copy.

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  3. ELaw February 2, 2021

    Next week: how to talk to your guns about cat safety.

  4. H February 2, 2021

    In regard to the book titled “How to tell If your Cat is plotting to kill you”, I imagine it is only one page with the typed word “yes”

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  5. Ed-in-TolEDo February 2, 2021

    I read the comic strip “Texts From Mittens” daily on GoComics

  6. Anonymous February 3, 2021

    I really happen to own one of these, my sister-in-law once gave me “how to tell that your cat ist plotting to kill you” for Christmas. I never read it.

  7. Anonymous February 3, 2021

    I own at least 3 of them.

  8. Anonymous February 6, 2021

    How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you and why my cat is better than your baby are good books

  9. Anonymous February 7, 2021

    I’ve read How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. It’s really funny

  10. Anonymous February 13, 2021

    We realized that maybe something was wrong with our cat when three different people gave us a copy of “How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You”. RIP Moxie, we miss you and your nasty sharp pointy teeth.

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