From “How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” to “Cat Butts In Space“, when it comes to books, Amazon really has everything. Scroll down to see the top 20 most ridiculous cat books you can actually buy online.
“How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety” by Zachary Auburn
“I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats” by Francesco Marciuliano
“Cat Butts In Space Coloring Book” by Val Brains
“Sorry I Barfed On Your Bed” by Jeremy Greenberg
“Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman
“Is Your Cat Gay?” by Charles Kreloff
“Why Cats Paint” by Heather Busch
“Crafting With Cay Hair” by Amy Hirschman
“Does God Ever Speak through Cats?” by David Evans
“My Big Book of Pretty Pussies” by Charels A. Pemberton
“Catflexing” by Stephanie Jackson
“Dancing With Cats” by Heather Busch
“How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You” by Matthew Inman
“Texts From Mittens” by Angie Bailey
“Stink Outside The Box” by Jeremy Greenberg
“Star Trek Cats” by Jenny Parks
“All Cats Have Asperger Syndrome” by Kathy Hoopmann
“101 Uses For a Dead Cat” by Simon Bond
“Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby” by Matthew Inman
“Knit Your Own Cat” by Sally Muir and Joanna Osborne
11 thoughts on “Weird Cat Books That Actually Exist”
My brother, who owned six cats, sent me the one about cats and guns.
“101 Uses for a Dead Cat” is a classic! I still have my copy.
Next week: how to talk to your guns about cat safety.
In regard to the book titled “How to tell If your Cat is plotting to kill you”, I imagine it is only one page with the typed word “yes”
I read the comic strip “Texts From Mittens” daily on GoComics
I really happen to own one of these, my sister-in-law once gave me “how to tell that your cat ist plotting to kill you” for Christmas. I never read it.
I own at least 3 of them.
How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you and why my cat is better than your baby are good books
I’ve read How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You. It’s really funny
We realized that maybe something was wrong with our cat when three different people gave us a copy of “How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You”. RIP Moxie, we miss you and your nasty sharp pointy teeth.
plz, no more homo content.
uups, wrong internetsite.
but hey, no more homo content.