The Funniest Tweets About Introverts (Part 2)

In today’s competitive world where connections are very valuable and even essential, it’s not easy to be an introvert. Even if you are not socially anxious or very shy, it can be pretty challenging to endure hours of social interaction or even ten minutes of a small talk. Finding a fellow introvert might therefore be a huge relief. Scroll down to see that you are not alone, and don’t forget to check out Part 1 too.

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult…

me ignoring everyone until I’m in a good mood to talk

I waved to a man because I thought he waved at me. Apparently he waved to an other woman. So to get out of the awkward situation I kept my hand up and a taxi pulled over and drove me to the airport. I am now in Poland starting a new life.

do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work

Friend: Want to hangout tomorrow? Me: I already performed an activity yesterday. Please wait the three day recovery period to submit another inquiry.

HOW INTROVERTS MAKE FRIENDS: -10% they dont -90% an extrovert found them, liked them, and adopted them

Me when someone tries to get to know me :

*looks at Facebook event invite* ME: "I'd rather kill myself" *clicks on MAYBE ATTENDING*

It doesn't take much to make me happy. Six meals a day. Ten hours of sleep. A pair of yoga pants, complete solitude, and no social obligations whatsoever.

Introverts are like a slow website. They might be the coolest site, but usually people don’t wait that long for them to open.

My aunt tells me how she gets rid of really long phone conversations. She rings her own doorbell and then tells the person on the line that she has to run. Genius. Pure genius.

Them: what's the first thing you notice when someone tries to approach you? Me: the audacity.

When you find out your normal daily lifestyle is called quarantine

not interested in dating apps, not interested in talking to random people in coffee shops/bars/shops… need my soulmate to find me through intuition and echo location rn immediately

"This is a mistake" -I whisper as I leave my house

Something about having your dog on walks invites conversation, and my wireless earbuds aren't conspicuous enough. #introvertproblems

I'm sorry I didn't answer when you called my phone. I don't use it for that.

Every time a cashier asks if I found everything okay I lie and say yes just so there won't be more questions.

I have an uncle who never responds to call and responds to text messages after two months, no one knows where he lives exactly and he barely shows up on any occasion. He is one of my role models.

The worst part about a fender bender is getting out of your car and having to meet a new person

The people that always complain I don't talk enough never seem to actually listen when I do speak. #introvertproblems

When you are an introvert and call someone but they don't pick up

My friendship circle is now extremely small, it’s not even a circle anymore. It’s a dot.

Introverts have fun too, we just don't care if you know...

For more funny introvert tweets, check out Part 1.

14 thoughts on “The Funniest Tweets About Introverts (Part 2)”

  1. I wanted to ‘hi-five’ the statement “Introverts have fun too, we just don’t care if you know..”
    My life is my life, I don’t feel the need to shout about it to people who don’t give a crap anyway. The people who matter the most ask and involve themselves 😊

  2. “The people that always complain I don’t talk enough never seem to actually listen when I do speak.” That hit me more than most of these did! Too, too true!

  3. I think I used to be an extrovert. But it seems that growing older means most of all developing awareness to how annoying other people are and even worse, self awareness to how annoying I am.

  4. Me too. Always taught I would die first in an apocalypse. Pretty sure now I will be the last man on earth.

  5. The one about the fender bender was my favorite. I dread the day someone hits my truck and I have to pretend I know how to handle the situation. Or, you know, just drive away like it never happened.

  6. beautiful all of you…introverts the only people to know…like the one and relate to “i used to be an extrovert”

  7. When extroverts ask your opinion or you attempt to make a point, inevitably you are interrupted and the conversation takes a different course.

  8. ah yes, my friendship circle is also.. just a dot……… and i couldn’t be happier :’)

  9. None of them sound introverted, this is all normal. Being an extrovert is weird and annoying tho..

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