When Retro RPG Lets You Name The Main Character…

His journey was long and hard with many ups and downs.

Choosing the name.

This is my...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

When you choose "my dick" as the main character name in a retro RPG...

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  1. Yoda April 14, 2021

    The force is strong in my dick

  2. Anonymous April 14, 2021

    I’m 44 and have no shame for how much I laughed at this.

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  3. Al-nonymous April 14, 2021

    I absolutely loved Shining Force 2! Such a great game!

  4. I love unicorns and Undertale April 15, 2021

    What would it be like if you named your character “Unicorn Fart” in Undertale?

  5. The Old Man on the Mountain Alamut April 15, 2021

    I am a bit to old to be the target group for this kind of joke and but i laughed all the way through. My dick ist great! My dick is a hero! All hail my dick!

  6. Anonymous April 15, 2021

    priceless!

  7. Hic sunt leones April 16, 2021

    To all the ladies here. Would this work with “my boobs” for you or is it just us guys with our infantile minds?

  8. Ben Dover April 18, 2021

    Hilarious! ♥ ♥ ♥

  9. Anonymous April 19, 2021

    This is incredibly immature. So why am I laughing?

  10. Haha April 19, 2021

    I think my dick is pissing itself laughing

  11. Anonymous April 19, 2021

    There also was something with naming your pokemon “oh shit he”, so there were things like “oh shit he used tackle” and “oh shit he is evolving”.

  12. Anonymous April 20, 2021

    Awesome game

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