Better Names For Animals

Sometimes you have to wonder what people were thinking of when they named animals? Why did they choose boring names when they could have used these?

This is definitely a better animal name.

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This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

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  1. Anonymous March 27, 2021

    Already have Disco Turkeys
    https://www.discoturkeys.com/

  2. Anonymous March 27, 2021

    “Murder Hornet” is 100% correct.

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  3. Anonymous March 28, 2021

    Rhino = battle unicorn

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  4. Crashemup March 28, 2021

    Love it. Very accurate.

  5. LeoBassy March 29, 2021

    LOL..Disco Turkey got me.

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  6. Anonymous March 29, 2021

    Pheasant = Ditch Chicken

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  7. Anonymous March 30, 2021

    Canada Goose = Cobra Chicken

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  8. Anonymous April 9, 2021

    LOVED the disco turkey. But I would have called the pigeon a Garbage Dove. The stab rabbit also slayed me!

  9. Anonymous June 5, 2021

    Danger noodle: so cute

  10. Anonymous July 1, 2021

    Electric Eel = Watt Noodle
    Maggots. = Boogie Rice

  11. Trish July 1, 2021

    Hedgehog = ouch mouse

  12. Anonymous July 1, 2021

    Danger noodle= nope rope

  13. Anonymous July 2, 2021

    In swedish the name for manatee is ”sea cow” which would make the name for the highland calltle:
    ”Land sea cow”
    Better or worse..?

  14. Anonymous July 2, 2021

    No Jump Ball Mc Warts

  15. Anonymous July 2, 2021

    What is that hideous toothy hairless creature??

  16. anonymous July 4, 2021

    Squirrels — > Tree Rats

  17. Anonymous August 3, 2021

    Kakapoala! Like a civet koala and the kakapo

  18. Anonymous August 9, 2021

    You forgot: human = scum of the earth

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