Better Names For Animals

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Sometimes you have to wonder what people were thinking of when they named animals? Why did they choose boring names when they could have used these?

This is definitely a better animal name.

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This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

This is definitely a better animal name.

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  1. Anonymous March 27, 2021

    Already have Disco Turkeys
    https://www.discoturkeys.com/

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  2. Anonymous March 27, 2021

    “Murder Hornet” is 100% correct.

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  3. Anonymous March 28, 2021

    Rhino = battle unicorn

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  4. Crashemup March 28, 2021

    Love it. Very accurate.

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  5. LeoBassy March 29, 2021

    LOL..Disco Turkey got me.

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  6. Anonymous March 29, 2021

    Pheasant = Ditch Chicken

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  7. Anonymous March 30, 2021

    Canada Goose = Cobra Chicken

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  8. Anonymous April 9, 2021

    LOVED the disco turkey. But I would have called the pigeon a Garbage Dove. The stab rabbit also slayed me!

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  9. Anonymous June 5, 2021

    Danger noodle: so cute

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  10. Anonymous July 1, 2021

    Electric Eel = Watt Noodle
    Maggots. = Boogie Rice

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  11. Trish July 1, 2021

    Hedgehog = ouch mouse

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  12. Anonymous July 1, 2021

    Danger noodle= nope rope

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  13. Anonymous July 2, 2021

    In swedish the name for manatee is ”sea cow” which would make the name for the highland calltle:
    ”Land sea cow”
    Better or worse..?

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  14. Anonymous July 2, 2021

    No Jump Ball Mc Warts

  15. Anonymous July 2, 2021

    What is that hideous toothy hairless creature??

  16. anonymous July 4, 2021

    Squirrels — > Tree Rats

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  17. Anonymous August 3, 2021

    Kakapoala! Like a civet koala and the kakapo

  18. Anonymous August 9, 2021

    You forgot: human = scum of the earth

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