What do you get someone that has it all? Boobies and butts, butts and boobies, of course! Now pickled for your gustatory pleasure! No, not really for your gustatory pleasure, for your viewing pleasure only. These jars of pickled butts and pickled boobies (and pickled people heads if you’re super weird) are not edible. And not made of real butts and boobies either. This Etsy seller weaves, puckers, cracks, and nipples them out of some kind of textile, and then smooshes them together in jars to create the perfect novelty gift for your favorite ass man or breast man. Or super weird decapitated head man…
This unique and quite peculiar jar measures 3.5 inches (9 cm) tall and comes filled to the brim with an assortment of small handmade picked body parts of various skin tones. What’s the point of this? There’s no point. It’s completely useless and strange. If you want one anyway, head over to this Etsy store, the seller will gladly take your hard-earned cash.
8 thoughts on “Jar of Pickled Boobies And Butts: The Perfect Gift For That Special Someone”
therefore I yam
I remember the jar of pickled bums being a thing from the 80s…
serial killer feelings for hipsters
are those edible? I like pickled food
*Drools in serial killer*
Thank you so much for featuring my novelty jars on your website!
wow imma get these and prank my friend with them!! Mwahahahahahahahahahah😈