Jar of Pickled Boobies And Butts: The Perfect Gift For That Special Someone

What do you get someone that has it all? Boobies and butts, butts and boobies, of course! Now pickled for your gustatory pleasure! No, not really for your gustatory pleasure, for your viewing pleasure only. These jars of pickled butts and pickled boobies (and pickled people heads if you’re super weird) are not edible. And not made of real butts and boobies either. This Etsy seller weaves, puckers, cracks, and nipples them out of some kind of textile, and then smooshes them together in jars to create the perfect novelty gift for your favorite ass man or breast man. Or super weird decapitated head man…

Pickled butts.

Pickled butts.

Pickled butts.

Pickled boobs.

Pickled boobs.

Pickled boobs.

This unique and quite peculiar jar measures 3.5 inches (9 cm) tall and comes filled to the brim with an assortment of small handmade picked body parts of various skin tones. What’s the point of this? There’s no point. It’s completely useless and strange. If you want one anyway, head over to this Etsy store, the seller will gladly take your hard-earned cash.

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  1. why May 20, 2021

    why

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  2. Anonymous May 20, 2021

    therefore I yam

  3. Anonymous May 20, 2021

    I remember the jar of pickled bums being a thing from the 80s…

  4. d|-_-|b May 20, 2021

    serial killer feelings for hipsters

  5. Anonymous May 20, 2021

    are those edible? I like pickled food

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  6. Millionaire Kitty May 21, 2021

    *Drools in serial killer*

  7. Lucy (Red Vessel Designs) May 23, 2021

    Thank you so much for featuring my novelty jars on your website!

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