Don’t you just hate those tacky, unfunny, boring Christmas cards you can find in stores all over the country? We do. So we spent some time browsing around Etsy to bring together a gallery of Christmas cards that are actually funny. Enjoy and may your Christmas suck a little less!
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Dad logic is one heck of a tricky business. Here’s a list, or rather solid evidence, that busted the dads who shouted the loudest but now love their little furballs more than they love their kids. Also… If you like this gallery, you will also love dads who didn’t want cats in their lives.
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The obvious needs to be said: other places around the world aren’t like where you live. Things that seem normal to you, may seem outrageous to a foreigner. Comedian Andy Haynes fired up a brilliant thread over on Twitter about the experiences people from all over the world had while traveling. We have collected the best responses below, so scroll down and check them out!
A nickname can be incredibly funny or cruel, ridiculous or cynical. If it’s spot on, it sticks and you will never be able to get rid of it. @NoContextBrits Twitter account asked one simple question: “What’s the best nickname you’ve ever heard?” The thread instantly went viral collecting a real treasure trove of human wit. Featured below are the best answers.
Dad logic is a weird thing. We already posted a gallery about dads who didn’t want dogs, now it’s time to take a look at dads who “hate” cats.
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If this is your first time hearing about the fire log, well, buckle up because you’re in for quite the ride. The fire log was designed to make your home smell like fried chicken. Yes, really. It’s a real thing that you can get on Amazon. The log comes from Enviro-Log, a brand that uses 100% recycled waxed cardboard and burns cleaner than firewood. So the scent of a burning wood won’t interfere with extra-crispy scent of 11 herbs and spices chicken. Truly magnificent invention, isn’t it?
Ahh, the wonderful Thanksgiving traditions – cozy family time, delicious turkey, and a day off at work. It all seems well and fine, but in reality, it’s more like stuffing yourself up until the point you cannot move anymore, drinking one too many glasses of wine and petty arguing with relatives. Thankfully, instead of being all sullen about it, you can always relate your problems with millions of people on the Internet and their hilariously funny Tweets.
![[Thanksgiving at the In-laws] Me (patting wife’s belly): “Remember you’re eating for two now” Mother-in-law (smiling): “You mean...” Me: “That’s right. She’s got a tapeworm”](https://sadanduseless.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/11/thanksgiving7.png)
Shopping, both online and offline, is something we do almost every day, so people have spent big chunks of their lives doing it. That’s why funny stuff is bound to happen sooner or later. Scroll down to read some of the funniest shopping adventures and thoughts on the subject!
What’s one of the silliest moves in the feline collection of strange poses? Standing up on hind legs like a squirrel. And it’s hilarious when they do! Also it’s just another proof that cats are rapidly evolving to overthrow humans and become the rules of the world. Next step: evolve opposable thumbs. The it’s over for us. We, for one, welcome our new overlords!
There’s really nothing quite like a good crap in the woods… You’re not staring at your phone while playing a game, or reading the back of the shampoo bottle to pass the time. There’s just leaning against a tree and taking the sights, sounds, and smells of nature! Well, now you won’t have to lean against hard, rough tree to take that nature poo, as someone has invented this ingenious strap. It’s called the Crap Strap, or Krapp Strapp as so they’ve named it. It’s essentially a giant fanny pack, except the strap is about 10 times larger than usual and allows you to strap yourself to the tree to lean back and take a care-free poo or pee without messing up your trousers or your shoes.
Ask any avid thrift hunter and they’ll tell you amazing stories about the treasures lurking behind the doors of a secondhand shop. From rare antiques to vintage fashion finds, from perfectly new household appliances to very unusual artworks. And @strangethrift Twitter account is dedicated to sharing the weirdest shirts people spotted while thrifting. It’s an unmatched entertainment with a fashion twist. Scroll down to see the best examples!
Bumblebees have the cutest butts in the garden, totally worth admiring. There, we said it. But what’s the secret behind (pun intended) their butt cuteness? Bumblebees have round bodies, covered in soft hair, making them fuzzy. Like their close relatives, the honeybees, bumblebees live for nectar, using their tongues to lap up the liquid. During the process, they thrust their tushies in the air, completely showing it off. So please, don’t pass judgement. Bumblebees are not twerking just to show off, their butt parade is an essential survival strategy. Anyways, scroll down to see the greatest examples!
The creators of Facebook page @YourChildhoodRuined alter vintage children’s books through the magic of Photoshop, adding the text in order to give the stories a different meaning with a comedic effect. Something that drives their passion for this unique art form is people’s disapproving comments, although overall their work is well received. Scroll down to see the best examples and don’t forget to leave a comment about how offended you feel and how poor taste this is!
Matt Benedetto is a product designer from Burlington, Vermont that is on a quest to design products to help solve the most difficult problems in the world… that don’t really exist. His collection of unnecessary inventions is filled with products that no one is asking for but Matt has taken it upon himself to bring these products to life anyway. Scroll down to see the funniest examples!
Sometimes the idea of making something extremely weird outweighs the actual usefulness of the item. Take for instance this fake tongue that you hold in your mouth and use it by fake licking your cat with each stroke of fake tongue sticking out of your mouth. Not only does this most likely not work at all in regards to actually washing your cat, but also just makes you look like a complete idiot while using it, so it’s essentially a lose-lose situation.
