The Dumbest Quotes by 2020 Presidential Candidate Kanye West

Kanye West tweeted that he wants to run for president in 2020. Let’s take a look at what he has to say…

"I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."


"I don't even listen to rap. My apartment is too nice to listen to rap in."

"For me to say I wasn't a genius I'd just be lying to you and to myself."

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."

"By 50% I am more influential than Stanley Kubrick, Apostle Paul, Picasso… f***ing Picasso and Escobar. By 50% more influential than any other human being."

"I have to dress Kim every day so she doesn't embarrass me."

"I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice."

"We all self-conscious. I'm just the first to admit it."

"I feel like I'm too busy writing history to read it."

"You may be talented but you're not Kanye West."

"I'm a pop enigma. I live and breathe every element in life. I rock a bespoke suit and I go to Harold's for fried chicken."

"I am so credible and so influential and so relevant that I will change things."

"I don't like walking around with people thinking I'm doing uncool shit, because there's nothing I'm doing that's uncool."

"Visiting my mind is like visiting the Hermes factory. Shit is real."

"I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle."



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  1. Anonymous July 8, 2020

    The water bottle may be the smartest thing he ever said.

  2. Anonymous July 8, 2020

    He’s a black Trump.

  3. Anonymous July 8, 2020

    dumber version of Obama

  4. silent pee July 9, 2020

    Resident of the usa? Stay there.

  5. RennegaddeFoxxe July 9, 2020

    Kanye needs to hurry up and fade away to a twisted memory.

  6. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    That’s the problem with morons. They don’t know they’re morons.

  7. Lorda Mighty July 9, 2020

    Ha Ha! And you thought things couldn’t get any worse. An ego bigger than Trump.

  8. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    Choice between Trump or Kanye …can we have a “None of the Above” box pretty please !!!!!

  9. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    With a mind like that he has to be a definite candidate for POTUS or maybe the funny-farm 😁😁

  10. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    Kayne has too many people around him that feed him too much BS about Kanye’s greatness.It’s all hears and he lives on it.The guy is lost.Theyve created a cult where he is the figurehead.
    American society is too corrupt and dishonest for him to gain a bearing.

  11. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    People who are trash really get off on ripping and badmouthing other people,dont they.

  12. Devolution July 9, 2020

    It used to be that morons were embarrassed of being morons, they tried to hide it. Then the internet happend. Thanks, internet. :(

  13. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    Fingers crossed he bankrupts himself trying to campaign and takes the Cardassians with him!

  14. furgnog west July 9, 2020

    As a genius, he should know he doesn’t have a snowball’s chance, but it’s gonna be fun watching him be stupid.

  15. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    And I thought America had problems now!

  16. Anonymous July 9, 2020

    Well damn

  17. Henry July 10, 2020

    Those are extreme megalomanic quotes, but except that, those are not technically dumb quotes. It is not Trump level of dump.

    (That is in no way meant to say that I hope for him aspresident).

  18. Hertog July 10, 2020

    In life, everyone should find someone who loves them like Kanye loves Kanye.

  19. Anon July 10, 2020

    Kanye is a moron. He’s the worst rapper too. Why anyone buys his CD’s is beyond me.

  20. Anonymous July 10, 2020

    As the old saying goes…. No-one knows your stupid until you open your mouth. Hence… Keep your mouth shut! Never voted?

  21. Your Name Here July 10, 2020

    My brain hurts after reading all this

  22. Anonymous July 10, 2020

    This man would have to double his I.Q. just to be considered stupid

  23. Anonymous July 10, 2020

    Thank god he is not British. There is a fair chance that he would be elected Prime mininster if he wsa…

  24. Koizoh Rível July 10, 2020

    Devolution: so very true. Being mediocre is now a trademark to be worn with pride.

  25. Screw Trump July 10, 2020

    That would make two delusional narcissists in a row. Good job, ‘murica.

  26. man with no name July 12, 2020

    Kanye West’s name will go down in history…as a synonym for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

  27. Neil July 14, 2020

    Whatever you think of his songs, Kanye is a strange character. He veers from critique, to brand names, to Picasso to Wakanda – it doesn’t add up except in a manic, schizophrenic sort of way.

  28. Escargo July 14, 2020

    Well, there’s Biden: “By the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it’d get hot. I got a lot of — I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun,” “And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool and rub my leg down so it was straight and then watch the hair come back up again.”
    “I love kids jumping on my lap.”

  29. Nom July 14, 2020

    But!, Is he a stable genius???

  30. Stone July 19, 2020

    So many moronic quotes, “slavery was a choice” didn’t even make the cut.

  31. Geminme July 19, 2020

    I had these feeling of grandeur years ago when I had my second and last, psychotic episode. Thing is, he’s too rich and popular to acknowledge it. He’s blinded by it. On the other hand, that’s precisely what will lead him to his demise. A wrench will balance you, Ying Yang Ye.

  32. Anonymous July 21, 2020

    Sad,sad little man.He flatters himself.He and his buddy should start club together. Delusions of Grandeur.

  33. Gerry July 23, 2020

    There’s something wrong with this bloke. I think he needs a psychiatric assessment…

  34. not PC July 24, 2020

    just look at him …vacant stare…small head…not much room for a brain…they should take all cameras and microphones away from him..maybe give him a Bi- polaroid..

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  36. Anonymous July 26, 2020

    he look like he breath stink after brushing 3 times a day…

  37. Ian Bower July 27, 2020

    Kanye who?

  38. John P. July 28, 2020

    He’s a text book representation of the the Dunning-Kruger effect.

  39. LEN July 29, 2020


  40. Anonymous July 29, 2020

    Remember my children. It is better to remain silent and have people think you are a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. One cannot have a battle of wits with an unarmed person. Momma always said “stupid is as stupid does.”

  41. Anonymous July 30, 2020

    Los citas de Kanye son el reflejo de una mente dañada. El delirio de grandeza es uno de los rasgos más notables de la bipolaridad: Yo, Yo y Yo.

  42. Henk July 30, 2020

    who is this guy?

  43. Anonymous July 31, 2020

    At least he’s not a Obama

  44. Bob August 1, 2020

    He would make a great VP for Biden. They are both nuts.

  45. Anonymous August 1, 2020

    Americans will vote for him, no doubt! wakakakakakaaaaaaa……

  46. Thrillzfodahillz August 5, 2020

    U can does it! I got 5 pairs of ya yeezys n all ur cds!

  47. Anonymous August 5, 2020

    Oi, does he actually believe he can win or is this all just some bloody publicity stunt aye?

  48. Ixnay August 6, 2020

    Kanye is dope.
    No wait…he IS a dope.
    That’s right.

  49. Anonymous August 6, 2020


  50. Anonymous August 6, 2020

    thanks for the chuckles Kanye Twitty…

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