This turkey motorcycle helmet cover is your ticket to de-escalating any road rage incident you may encounter on the road. It’s designed to fit most full-face helmets and will improve the mood of anyone you pass by on the road. We are not expecting too much from this cover in terms of aerodynamic efficiency and improving fuel efficiency, but what it loses on these metrics, it more than makes up for in the styles department.
This thing was probably invented by someone who spent his whole life dreaming about sticking his head up turkey’s butt. And even worse – he wanted to see others do it, too. It was a persistent dream that he couldn’t shake. He couldn’t explain it, but he just knew that this was the key to success and fame. Well, turns out he was right. The moral of this story is that you should never give up on your dream invading turkey butts.
We tried to find out how big is a turkey butt, but Googling led us nowhere. Turns out that the size of a turkey’s butt can vary depending on the size and age of the turkey. Generally, adult turkeys have larger butts than younger turkeys, and larger turkeys have larger butts than smaller turkeys. Obviously. But regardless of size, we would not recommend trying to stick your head in a turkey butt as it is not only unhygienic but also potentially dangerous. It’s always best to appreciate turkeys from a safe distance. Or get this helmet cover instead of the real thing.
If you would like to wear a turkey on your helmet, you can get this weird thing on Amazon. Please note that this site is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission. As an Amazon Associate affiliate we earn from qualifying purchases.
Not keen on the turkey, but if it was a rainbow alicorn with a fluttery mane and tail? Well, heck yeah.
I agree! I have no idea what an alicorn is, but it sounds related to Al-nonymouses.
Looks like an odd Muppet face with a turkey head/neck for a nose and wings for ears.
Mr. Bean rides again.