Local Gas Station Makes Whole Town Laugh With Their Hilarious Signs

If you were looking for a sign, look no further: Wallingford Sign is the one. Each week it provides you a new joke or a witty observation. This funny initiative was started by Seattle Propane at Wallingford Chevron in 2005 when an auto repair shop was converted into a convenience store. The owners say, that it had always been easy to think of useful messages to put on the sign for things like service promotions and store specials and the like, but they wanted to do something different with it. And so they did. Scroll down to see the funniest examples.

The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest.


Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you as a kid.

Becoming a vegetarian is a big missed steak.

I wish I was as thin as my patience.

Psychic convention cancelled due to unforseen circumstances.

Make America grate again!

Went to the air and space museum, but there was nothing there.

Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at.

I never knew my real ladder.

My wife said I never listen to her or something like that...

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

What if soy milk is just a regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?

Two silk worms were in a race. It ended in a tie.

I want to grow my own food, but I can't find bacon seeds.

I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.

Frog parking only. All others will be toad.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Ants are healthy because they have little antibodies.

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

I child proofed my house, but the kids still get in.



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  1. Jeanne May 28, 2020

    These are very good!

  2. Anonymous May 28, 2020

    love these, but going vegatarien was the best choice ive ever made. im happier, healthiers, and sleep better

  3. A happy vegetarian September 3, 2020

    Agreed, Anonymous. As well as the things you mentioned, I feel better about saving animals’ lives.

  4. Anonymous September 27, 2020

    I’m not a vegetarian, and I never will be, but I’m glad you two are happier with your choices :) Good luck!

  5. lol April 26, 2021

    this is soo funny

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