Medieval Paintings of Cats Licking Their Butts

Medieval monks were put to work making “illuminated manuscripts” – holy books in which every page was filled with beautiful works of art. Sometimes, they would fill the page with beautiful patterns of flowers and ivy. Sometimes, they would add depth to the words by illustrating the stories. And sometimes, they’d just draw cats licking their butts.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Butt licking cats is a weirdly common theme in medieval art, and nobody’s really sure why. The theory is that they were just etched in the margins by bored monks who wanted to amuse themselves. They thought the idea of sneaking in naughty pictures of cats into serious books was funny. So the monks would pass long, boring days scribbling pictures of these beautiful creatures taking care of their basic hygiene.

Cat licking his butt.

But that’s just a theory. Only one medieval monk ever commented on it, and as far as he was concerned, his fellow monks were just wasting time and precious ink. “Good Lord,” he wrote. “Even if the foolishness of it all occasions no shame, at least one might balk at the expense.”

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Maybe it was not just monks. Maybe many people made drawings of them, sketched them in their free time… Think about it, medieval times must have been extremely boring, and a cat licking its own butthole must have been one of very few tools to brighten the day and make it that much more interesting. Sadly, only the monk creations have stood the test of time and survived to present day.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Butt licking medieval cat art.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

Medieval art of cat licking his butt.

If you liked this gallery and generally enjoy looking at silly medieval art, you should also check out Happy People Being Slaughtered, but if you are intrigued by cat butts, you will probably want to buy Crocheted Cat Butt Coasters.

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  1. Anonymous July 22, 2019

    Because their b**hole is more important than you lol

  2. Cherie July 23, 2019

    That tenth picture looks like a dog to me, but this is still pretty funny. Those monks must have loved their cats!

  3. cat July 23, 2019

    weird

  4. Unseeliepixie July 23, 2019

    Kudos to the monk who was ballsy enough to place a picture of a cat licking its butt right above a picture of Jesus.

  5. Anonymous July 23, 2019

    If we could reach we’d never leave the house

  6. Anonymous July 23, 2019

    I wonder if these are available as prints or reproductions? Because these have Merry Christmas written all over them. Do you have a source?

  7. Anonymous July 23, 2019

    Perhaps it’s the bendiness of cats. They needed something circular to fill a spot, and the nearby mouser was inspirational.

  8. Alison July 23, 2019

    There must have been other pictures of cats

  9. Anonymous July 24, 2019

    Probably a bit of showing off too ,as drawing a cat all twisted round is quite tricky.There must have been lots of monastery cats around to act as models.

  10. Lone July 24, 2019

    I’m afraid there could be a more sinister explanation. The bottom-licking can have been considered an obscene and grotesque behaviour – and that might have been seen as a proof of cat’s diabolic nature. Cats were haunted together with witches in those days, alas.

  11. Anonymous July 24, 2019

    And that’s how you get the plague.

  12. Felix July 24, 2019

    At least cats and dogs keep it clean down there. That’s a lot more than I can say for many of humans that I know.

  13. Catasstrophy July 25, 2019

    I think Lone has it right. In the days of the Bubonic Plague, the cat was seen as a diabolic presence. They were killed and expelled, and the rats proliferated. The fleas on the rats bore the plague, and Europe lost 60% of its population. The rest is history.

  14. Anonymous July 25, 2019

    can you please include the citations to these manuscripts so we can see these in their entirety?

  15. Anonymous July 26, 2019

    A very informative snippet of info which gets to the bottom of the subject

  16. Fie July 26, 2019

    13th picture took me a minute to find. HINT: There’s a red arrow pointing at it. Still can’t see it? Stop staring at the medieval six pack ya perv. You know you’re doing it. STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! Just breathe.

  17. Laurie Cicotello July 27, 2019

    It was better than the “CATS” trailer. I’d look at this again and again!!

  18. jmuhj July 27, 2019

    Cat P0rn. Popular for hundreds of years.

  19. G.E.R.R.Y. July 28, 2019

    One monk said “I wish I could do that.”
    The other monk said “You probably can, but I don’t think the cat would like it.”

  20. Jadrien July 30, 2019

    The plague happened after a certain Pope declared cats to be evil and had a mass extermination of them. The result was that the rat and mice population grew out of control leading to the plague.

  21. Siiri Cressey August 7, 2019

    #3 KNOWS they’ve been seen.
    Whomever made #5 clearly had no idea how cats cat.
    Whomever made #7 clearly was very skilled. Three-dimensional accuracy before it was much of a thing in Europe!
    #11: Awwww…lioness (I assume the artist did not know lionesses do not have manes) cleaning her children.
    #14: HAS NO ONE ELSE NOTICED THE HUMAN FACE?!

  22. Anonymous August 8, 2019

    g.e.r.r.y., thanks fer that, still chucklin’.
    turns out adorable gerbils brought th’plague from asia
    more unfair chinese trade practices

  23. Happy Bumlicker August 9, 2019

    The idea that cats were somehow condemned by the Church in the Middle Ages is a pernicious myth. https://historyforatheists.com/2017/04/cats-the-black-death-and-a-pope/

  24. Anonymous August 14, 2019

    Criminy…the cave painters were better artists than those monks!!!!!!

  25. No one cares August 16, 2019

    How majestic 😂

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