The Funniest Tweets About Trump

We have previously featured Trump With Really Long Tie, Frog Chin Trump, and Brilliant Anti-Trump Protest Signs but now it’s time to round up the funniest tweets about our great leader.

I closed my finger in a drawer and yelled "Son of a bitch!" and my 6 yo called from another room "What is it? Is it Trump? What did he do?"


Trump loves Norway because we grow his hair.

World's Worst Hair 2019 draws to a thrilling climax as finalists meet.

ow to create Donald Trump cats.

All in all you're just another prick with no wall.

You know...

The resemblance is uncanny.

I don't care what your political affiliation is - it's impossible not to enjoy the Google image search, "Donald Trump piñatas."

Trump is like clickbait decided to take human form.

Why Does Donald Trump always looks like he just farted in an elevator as other people are getting on?

When Donald Trump sends you back to the wrong country...

I feel like all of Donald Trump's core memories are him yelling at bags of money.

Donald Trump's hair looks like someone tried to use the blur tool in photoshop to cover a bald spot.

The only way to stop Donald Trump is to destroy his Horcruxes. The wig is definitely one. If you need me I'll be finding the other six.

Listening to Trump talk about issues is like listening to a student talk about Moby Dick when they haven't read it yet.

Trump Visits Jerusalem...

Donald Trump is what happens when you tell a child all his ideas are special.

Donald Trump is basically a YouTube comment section running for president.

Mexican food so authentic that...

Even Satan is insulted.



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  1. Anonymous March 28, 2019

    Thanks for the laughs! It’ll be a sad day when we can’t poke fun at powerful men!

  2. Anonymous March 28, 2019

    At the end of the day, he’s still President Trump. Heh.

  3. Anonymous March 28, 2019

    How sad that most of these comments were made before he was President and somehow he got in.

  4. Wendy March 28, 2019

    I’m a Deplorable and they’re funny to me. His hair is a horcrux is great.

  5. Anonymous March 29, 2019

    This website is stupid.

  6. Anonymous March 29, 2019

    Thanks, at the end of the day, it’s great to have a laugh!

  7. Anonymous April 3, 2019

    Trump and Trump supporters are big enough to take a joke and most of the above are quite funny. Let’s make a sense of humor great again!

  8. Rex June 10, 2019

    At the end of the day, he’s still a moron. Heh, heh.

  9. Rhonda August 5, 2019

    I will vote for the man again because the democrats are so bad, but oh my gosh these tweets are hilarious!

  10. He Who Must Not Be Named November 18, 2019

    the dems are terrible, but trump is worse. if you’ll excuse me im moving to canada.

  11. Frances August 12, 2020

    Love to see what everyone who thought these tweets were dumb or said they’d vote for him again think now, that he let hundreds of thousands Americans die while he golfs and thinks he’s doing a good job, brags about a test meant for cognitive issues and claims it was “hard”, didn’t he supposedly go to a university and take the SAT? Thats typically A LOT HARDER than a cognitive test designed for a suspected mental impairment 🧐

  12. Sarah, Australia November 8, 2020

    Thank you, thank you – an oasis in the middle of unhappy chaos!

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