What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Weren’t Rich And Famous…

Have you ever wondered how would celebrities look if they had to live like ordinary people, nobody knew them, and they hadn’t loads of money? Well, wonder no more…

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

36 thoughts on “What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Weren’t Rich And Famous…”

  1. dumpier without photoshopping their faces onto an unrealistically different body than the one that they have.
    It’s not so much that it’s offensive (though don’t get me wrong, it IS offensive) as much as it is that it would be funnier if approached differently; the best examples, the funniest examples above are Donald Trump, one of the Leos, John Travolta and Sarah Jessica Parker. They look disheveled, less well groomed, more… worn down by life. Zooey Deschanel “but, fat!” is not funny… Donald Trump showing his natural liver-spotted skin and bald head without a spray tan and toupee is goddamn hilarious. He just looks like a normal old man! Honestly, he looks a lot better like this than he does in real life, and that in and of itself is funny!
    I can see that I’m not the only person who got this exact impression (from Facebook comments). I generally really enjoy Sad and Useless Humor, but this one missed the mark by a wide margin, fellas.

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  2. Ugh, it cut my comment off, missing the first segment. Oh, well, you get the point… I’ll just summarize as a TL;DR.

    >Fat jokes can be funny occasionally and in limited quantity, but this is lazy. Just photoshopping celeb faces onto overweight 80s glamour shots (which is what MOST of these are) wears the joke thin really fast. A few examples of that gag (the better ones) along with more variety would have executed this joke better; maybe showing celebs with plain-looking partners, or in shots where they’re performing a task or working a job that they otherwise wouldn’t (instead of 100% glamour headshots) would have also been effective to showcase a non-rich-and-famous life. Or even just wearing, like, a fast food uniform, or a hairnet. There are innumerable pictures to edit, and these ideas are off the top of my head.

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  3. Sure, convince yourself that everyone who isn’t rich must be unattractive and overweight, that’s not classist at all!

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  4. It’s an unfortunate fact that lower income and lower education groups have higher levels of Obesity.
    Not eating fast / junk food and cooking healthy meals from scratch takes effort.

    Analysis of data from the 2011–2014 National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHANES) examining the association between obesity and education and obesity and income among U.S. adults demonstrate that …. obesity decreased with increasing income in women (from 45.2% to 29.7%).

    Take a look at this Ted talk.. https://www.ted.com/talks/jamie_oliver?language=en

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  5. You guys need to relax and learn to take a joke, even if its not your taste.

    Rolling my eyes at you fat people.

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  6. Definitely NOT what kim kardashian would look like. Theres be a whole lot more nose snd facial hair lol

  7. I find this hilarious and probably quite accurate. If not rich and famous they wouldn’t be able to afford the fancy foods and chefs to prepare it, tole the personal trainers they have and would be more like everyone else. Famous people give a false sense of what everyone should look like when we regular people don’t have the resources that they do.

  8. i agree about the whole 80’s glamour shots thing, does anyone still do their hair like that? or take pictures like that? i feel like maybe some of these are good but “not rich” and “fat and ugly” aren’t synonymous. Im definitely not rich and famous but i can still take care of myself.

  9. These are great. Electra is dumb. She was probably eating a whole cake while typing her response.

  10. I see losers complaining on behalf of millionaires in Hollywood who would happily spit on their advocates.

  11. I think these are masterpieces. Normal everyday people don’t have the time and money to spend on perfecting their appearances to the nth degree like celebrities do. Seeing these celebrity’s faces on normal people makes them all seem so familiar to people you’ve known your whole life. And it makes you realize just how much the celebrities put into their appearances, including personal trainers, surgery, who knows how much spent on hair, clothes, makeup, etc, etc.

  12. A BUNCH OF YA CAN’T TAKE A JOKE. Must hit home eh? These are hilariously good. You don’t like them? Go make your own photo list!!!

  13. Boring. I expected basic people. Everyone was just made fat. Madonna looks awesome though. And SJP and Gaga too. There’s no way Kardashian would look even close to this above Pic. That’s too much money for reconstruction lololol. Poor quality.

  14. referring to the comment above I assume that you are referring to the first picture.

  15. I’ve always maintained that I would be super hot if I were rich and famous. Someone who cooks healthy meals for me, someone who maintains a religious skin routine for me, a personal trainer, a fashion expert to dress me, makeup artist and a hair stylist. I would be A-MAZE-ING!!!

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  16. Electra: “It’s not nice to be offensive, except to how Donald Trump looks” is what I read.

  17. This is accurate. Remember how slim and toned we were when we were in our teens and early 20’s? But now most of us bear such little resemblance that we’re nearly unrecognizable. It’s because life wears us down. The kids, the bills, the soul crushing jobs, the broken dreams, the disappointments, the frustrations, and of course the fast food, the alcohol, the cigarettes, the drugs. The debt. We know we looks like shit and we know why.

  18. Hilarious and prob on point for some. The weight thing could be if they could not afford personal trainers and chefs. I get it. Lol

  19. Another crybaby complaining about classisms, making up bs terms! It’s a damn joke! Get over your crybaby selves! Tired of the whiners in this generation!!! Cry cry cry 😭 while I 😂

  20. The funniest are the worst celebrities out there begging to be made fun of….spot on here!

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