What Celebrities Would Look Like If They Weren’t Rich And Famous…

Have you ever wondered how would celebrities look if they had to live like ordinary people, nobody knew them, and they hadn’t loads of money? Well, wonder no more…

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

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Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

Celebrities if they weren't rich and famous.

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  1. Electra May 8, 2019

    dumpier without photoshopping their faces onto an unrealistically different body than the one that they have.
    It’s not so much that it’s offensive (though don’t get me wrong, it IS offensive) as much as it is that it would be funnier if approached differently; the best examples, the funniest examples above are Donald Trump, one of the Leos, John Travolta and Sarah Jessica Parker. They look disheveled, less well groomed, more… worn down by life. Zooey Deschanel “but, fat!” is not funny… Donald Trump showing his natural liver-spotted skin and bald head without a spray tan and toupee is goddamn hilarious. He just looks like a normal old man! Honestly, he looks a lot better like this than he does in real life, and that in and of itself is funny!
    I can see that I’m not the only person who got this exact impression (from Facebook comments). I generally really enjoy Sad and Useless Humor, but this one missed the mark by a wide margin, fellas.

  2. Electra May 8, 2019

    Ugh, it cut my comment off, missing the first segment. Oh, well, you get the point… I’ll just summarize as a TL;DR.

    >Fat jokes can be funny occasionally and in limited quantity, but this is lazy. Just photoshopping celeb faces onto overweight 80s glamour shots (which is what MOST of these are) wears the joke thin really fast. A few examples of that gag (the better ones) along with more variety would have executed this joke better; maybe showing celebs with plain-looking partners, or in shots where they’re performing a task or working a job that they otherwise wouldn’t (instead of 100% glamour headshots) would have also been effective to showcase a non-rich-and-famous life. Or even just wearing, like, a fast food uniform, or a hairnet. There are innumerable pictures to edit, and these ideas are off the top of my head.

  3. No Mas Pantalones May 8, 2019

    Solidarity, Electra. With you 100%.

  4. The alien May 8, 2019

    Sure, convince yourself that everyone who isn’t rich must be unattractive and overweight, that’s not classist at all!

  5. Mark C May 9, 2019

    It’s an unfortunate fact that lower income and lower education groups have higher levels of Obesity.
    Not eating fast / junk food and cooking healthy meals from scratch takes effort.

    Analysis of data from the 2011–2014 National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey (NHANES) examining the association between obesity and education and obesity and income among U.S. adults demonstrate that …. obesity decreased with increasing income in women (from 45.2% to 29.7%).

    Take a look at this Ted talk.. https://www.ted.com/talks/jamie_oliver?language=en

  6. Alex May 9, 2019

    You guys need to relax and learn to take a joke, even if its not your taste.

    Rolling my eyes at you fat people.

  7. Anonymous May 9, 2019

    :’D

  8. Anonymous May 9, 2019

    Definitely NOT what kim kardashian would look like. Theres be a whole lot more nose snd facial hair lol

  9. Anonymous May 9, 2019

    waaaa, I cant take a joke waaaaa

  10. Anonymous May 9, 2019

    Nice ramble Electra

  11. Anonymous May 10, 2019

    I find this hilarious and probably quite accurate. If not rich and famous they wouldn’t be able to afford the fancy foods and chefs to prepare it, tole the personal trainers they have and would be more like everyone else. Famous people give a false sense of what everyone should look like when we regular people don’t have the resources that they do.

  12. Anonymous May 10, 2019

    Jennifer Lopez still looks good. Hahahaha. I found it funny.

  13. Anonymous May 10, 2019

    Hysterical.

  14. nit May 10, 2019

    i agree about the whole 80’s glamour shots thing, does anyone still do their hair like that? or take pictures like that? i feel like maybe some of these are good but “not rich” and “fat and ugly” aren’t synonymous. Im definitely not rich and famous but i can still take care of myself.

  15. Anonymous May 10, 2019

    Electra is dumb

  16. Fish Head May 10, 2019

    These are great. Electra is dumb. She was probably eating a whole cake while typing her response.

  17. poopie May 10, 2019

    if you can’t take a joke, chances are it’s because you are one

  18. The Lone Wonderer May 10, 2019

    Since when are all ordinary people overweight? Like… nearly all of them.

  19. Anonymous May 10, 2019

    omg i am overweight and find this extremely funny

  20. Anonymous May 11, 2019

    I see losers complaining on behalf of millionaires in Hollywood who would happily spit on their advocates.

  21. Anonymous May 11, 2019

    I think these are masterpieces. Normal everyday people don’t have the time and money to spend on perfecting their appearances to the nth degree like celebrities do. Seeing these celebrity’s faces on normal people makes them all seem so familiar to people you’ve known your whole life. And it makes you realize just how much the celebrities put into their appearances, including personal trainers, surgery, who knows how much spent on hair, clothes, makeup, etc, etc.

  22. Stef May 11, 2019

    Awesome, truly enjoyed that,

  23. Anonymous May 12, 2019

    Donald Trump already is pretty funny looking though…

  24. Anonymous May 13, 2019

    it just keeps getting scarier the more I scroll…

  25. NotLiberal May 14, 2019

    A BUNCH OF YA CAN’T TAKE A JOKE. Must hit home eh? These are hilariously good. You don’t like them? Go make your own photo list!!!

  26. Sarah May 16, 2019

    Boring. I expected basic people. Everyone was just made fat. Madonna looks awesome though. And SJP and Gaga too. There’s no way Kardashian would look even close to this above Pic. That’s too much money for reconstruction lololol. Poor quality.

  27. Anonymous June 6, 2019

    So the Olsen twins would be taller?

  28. Anonymous June 8, 2019

    Jennifer Lopez looks like Consuela from family guy

  29. Anonymous June 8, 2019

    referring to the comment above I assume that you are referring to the first picture.

  30. Anonymous August 8, 2019

    I’ve always maintained that I would be super hot if I were rich and famous. Someone who cooks healthy meals for me, someone who maintains a religious skin routine for me, a personal trainer, a fashion expert to dress me, makeup artist and a hair stylist. I would be A-MAZE-ING!!!

  31. Anonymous August 13, 2019

    Electra: “It’s not nice to be offensive, except to how Donald Trump looks” is what I read.

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