Hilarious “Cards Against Humanity” Answers

If you’re not familiar with it, “Cards Against Humanity” is a party game in which players complete fill-in-the-blank statements using humorous and often risqué or politically incorrect words or phrases printed on playing cards. The game is intended for a mature audience and is often described as “a game for horrible people.” Players take turns reading a “prompt” card, such as “I use _________ to better sleep at night.” and the other players choose from their hand of cards the funniest or most fitting response, such as “A spoonful of pee.” The player who chose the prompt card then selects the winning response, and the player who played it earns a point. The game is designed to be played with a large group of people and can be quite raunchy and irreverent. Warning: if you’re easily offended then maybe this post isn’t for you… For everybody else, scroll down and enjoy!

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

Funny "Cards Against Humanity" answer.

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9 thoughts on “Hilarious “Cards Against Humanity” Answers”

  1. @ YourLocalTiefling
    From ancient Greek mythology (appears in a tragedy by Sophocles)- Oedipus killed his father and married his mother in an accidental fulfilment of a prohecy that destroys him, his family and his city.
    Also used in Shakespeare’s Hamlet, where King Claudius killed his father and married his mother to usurp the throne of Denmark, so it is a theme that has been around a long time and repeatedly used as a literary device.

  2. Actually, in Hamlet, Claudius kills his own brother (the king) and then marries his sister-in-law Gertrude (who is Hamlet’s mother). It’s brother-killing and sis-in-law-marrying, so not an exact parallel to the father-killing and mother-marrying in Oedipus.

  3. I CANNOT stop laughing at the misscarage one its so bad but my humor is so briken that its like fricken hilarious

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